yeah I freakin did it.

[good drown]

I should ask her if she wants to come smoke a joint with me.

do that!!!!!!!
who cares if she is your height, thats perfect. you want a girl as tall as you, that way you can kiss her easy while you have sex or when you walk down the street you just have to move your head over and peck her on the lips.
her being as tall as you is good man!
im many inches taller and my wife is same, over 6'

 

[Joe Hawkins]

Yummy, why are females all sex objects to you
You have this attitude that they are all here to torment you
Why cant you just get over your 17 yr old self and start treating people like people rather than tormentors sent to cater to you sexual whims

 

[Yummybud]

I already jokingly asked her once, said want to come for bong hits after work and she said I quit.

 

[Yummybud]

Yummy, why are females all sex objects to you
You have this attitude that they are all here to torment you
Why cant you just get over your 17 yr old self and start treating people like people rather than tormentors sent to cater to you sexual whims

I don't get it. why do you think I see females as sex objects. I don't think I do. I talk and chat with a lot of girls and just see them as friends, i'm not talking to them because I'm trying to get laid. so i'm not sure what you mean.

 

[good drown]

if you asked at the wrong time or too soon, she coulda thought you were a cop, or a trying to get her in trouble at work.
you need to go out with either of these girls. focus on the school girl, but in the meantime be nice and cool with girl at work. i do think there is a real problem if you never thought if the 17 year old sexually only because she was 17. i know thats the pc answer, but its more like there are other issues

 

[Yummybud]

well I did say I thought she was cute. I didn't say I never was attracted to her. I just thought it was socially not in my favor to go out with a girl that young. People like coworkers, bosses, and other people I know would talk shit behind my back I just don't like that.

 

[Yummybud]

I also look really young.

 

[Illegal-Seed]

well I did say I thought she was cute. I didn't say I never was attracted to her. I just thought it was socially not in my favor to go out with a girl that young. People like coworkers, bosses, and other people I know would talk shit behind my back I just don't like that.

Fuck them. Who cares what they think.

Perhaps they are jelous someone 7 years younger than they are doesnt like them.

Piss in there car windows if they have any problem.

 

[Yummybud]

lol she knows I smoke pot and she's known me at work for a while. I have her phone number also and she's got my number.

 

[good drown]

you could just get a new job, and then at the new job, you would be god.

but like i said, you are self destructive.
i will guess your parents got divorced and you grew up with you mother?

 

[mean mr.mustard]

fk i'm confused though how do I show her I like her without coming on too strong or freaking her out lol. i've never had a girlfriend so I have no clue. I've only been on like 2 dates with one girl so i'm really stupid when it comes to this.

If things are anything like they were when I was in your situation you should just shut up, smile, listen, and not think about too much.

 

[h^2 O]

even though yummy's posts can make some of us angry, gotta remember he's actually human.
I think....

 

[Yummybud]

you could just get a new job, and then at the new job, you would be god.

but like i said, you are self destructive.
i will guess your parents got divorced and you grew up with you mother?

yeah.

 

[good drown]

If things are anything like they were when I was in your situation you should just shut up, smile, listen, and not think about too much.

yea man coming on too strong will be if you call her a whole bunch of times the day after you get together and hang out the first time. trust me man, there is no way she is going to think you are coming on to strong, so dont worry about that.
this girl really will just want to know about you. if she is shy, she may not talk much, BUT YOU WILL NEED TO. talk about your hobbys, tell her you are into horticultural, and other stuff. you gotta have stuff to talk about, hopefully stuff she is into. bro, you have this thing nailed down if what you say is true-she told you she has no friends in 3 years. that is HUGE if she is willing to goon the long drive with you. you also mentioned she could use her moms car, i think you may want to ask her if this is a possibility. tell her you car is ok for local, but you do not want to risk the long drive, you wouldn't care if it was yourself, but now you have precious cargo. if she gets her moms car, and she wants you to go with her(offer to drive) that means she really does like you.

 

[good drown]

so your parents got divorced?
did your mom always speak negatively of your father afterwards?

 

[Yummybud]

yeah don't really want to get into though.

 

[hippie_lettuce]

Don't let your low self-esteem make your life miserable, yummy. You might think that your past is "over" but it probably has affected the way you are now. Your mom may have given you your awkward evasion of girls...But you can change that. Good luck on your trip.

 

[good drown]

wow, thats almost exactly what i expected you to say. at least i know you weren't lying before and speaking very honestly. I could tell that there are father issues. This at least makes sense as to your personality and you can work on helping this. It makes it easier to help you as well. at least you have a known source for your problems and its not that bad, rather than alot of these douches on here who pick on others to mask problems they want to keep private. whether they are really gay, or have a small dick, or rip peoples harvest, or have a shit job....
it really does show what pieces of shit people are on here, but thats life

 

[Joe Hawkins]

I don't get it. why do you think I see females as sex objects. I don't think I do. I talk and chat with a lot of girls and just see them as friends, i'm not talking to them because I'm trying to get laid. so i'm not sure what you mean.

Thats complete Bullshit because any female that has even LOOKEd at you you have made a thread about.

 

[Joe Hawkins]

Don't let your low self-esteem make your life miserable,

Is that an oxymoron?
or just a major impossibility