chop it, bag it, hide it, and then just before they come over, start frying the bacon. They will not be able to smell your bud thru the frying bacon, guaranteed.....good luck!
bacon = odor control!!!
Another good cheap emergency odor control = popcorn in the microwave. Burn it if you have to.
You could keep a pan of sauerkraut simmering on the stove all day. My wife hates it when I cook that stuff.
Edit: Do not leave on stove unattended!
chop it put it in a paper bag, put the paper bag in a plastic bag, tie it and put it the fridge. then get your Crock-Pot slow cooker and make Beef Stew
Ingredients
½ cup flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon pepper
4 pounds beef chuck, cubed
Olive oil
2 onions, sliced
1 cup mushrooms, sliced
1 cup fresh parsley, minced
6 teaspoons minced garlic
4 bay leaves
lots of garlic lol
2 cups red or white wine
1 cup beef broth
Directions
1. Mix the flour, salt, and pepper. Dredge beef in flour and add coat the bottom of a skillet with olive oil. Place skillet on stovetop set to medium-high heat. Heat oil and sear beef on all sides.
2. Add meat and remaining ingredients in stoneware, cover; and place stoneware in slow cooker heating base. Cook on Low for 4-6 hours or on High for 2-3 hours.
^^^^ These are all good solutions for emergency odor control. ^^^^
2lungs1hit, nice job!