Looking up info on a snuggie, i ended up with a dude in a slanket with a boner

[KMK0420]

so, i decided i wanted a snuggie type thing. i sit on my computer when i'm home, and the room i have in has no heat aside from an electric heater that kills my elec bill. anyway, hoodies and sweats cut it most the time, but sometimes i just want to get stoned, and melt into my chair as i do every night...

...alas, i find myself googling snuggies. friends say they've used them, no trouble, etc. well i was dead set on buying one until i read they were $29 on their site. I figured i'd check ebay. Then i realized ebay probably only has unauthorized cheap knock-offs. Then i researched a bit more, and came across:

http://gizmodo.com/5190557/ultimate-battle-the-snuggie-vs-slanket-vs-freedom-blanket-vs-blankoat

which then led me to clearly take the Slanket over the snuggie. for $10 more, i get so MUCH more. figured i'd pop on their site check it out, then i was so high and it took me a minute, but i realized what i was staring at:

The fuck.

 

[Lord Doobie]

you also get the free leather couch

 

[KMK0420]

i need a couch. that reminds me

 

[s13sr20det]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y
just get a bathrobe

 

[CalcioErba2004]

Dude you have me rolling! I wonder if he has a midget under there.

 

[happyherb]

do you really want to look like a lazy monk on the lounge with the look of a persistent looking boner 24/7?

that guy looks like a horny friar tuck thinkn about robin hood and the other merry men .HH. =]-~

 

[midwestHIGHS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tTOmRIJJKI

hahaha the wtf blanket lol

 

[Mr. Bongjangles]

The travel slanket picture is pretty funny.. Dude is all "wtf"

These guys look like they are flying to some kind of cult suicide event too...

 

[sparkjumper]

Walgreens has them for 15 bucks if you're interested in that sort of thing.You and your girlfriend should each get one and make up little pet names for each other like my little snugglepuss or my big snugglecock

 

[Irie_Lion]

lol i seen the thread title and that alone had me cracking up....those things really make u look like a monk or someting if u get a brown one Not sure where u seeing a boner though lol.....is it the knee u are referring too? Last picture is funny as hell too

 

[slappyjack]

What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak!

 

[spookyteabag]

Man, you wear one of them, you're gonna look like a dick. And if you get stoned in one, you'll probably trip up and fall on your ass when you try to get up to go for a piss. Don't do it, man...

 

[Zebulon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tTOmRIJJKI

hahaha the wtf blanket lol

LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I&feature=PlayList&p=35518CA50C26DC6B&index=1

 

[KMK0420]

The travel slanket picture is pretty funny.. Dude is all "wtf"

These guys look like they are flying to some kind of cult suicide event too...

ROFL, didnt even see that one. his face is priceless

lol i seen the thread title and that alone had me cracking up....those things really make u look like a monk or someting if u get a brown one Not sure where u seeing a boner though lol.....is it the knee u are referring too? Last picture is funny as hell too

haha, i got a black one. lmao! yeah, it's his knee. but the location of the "lump" and his head tilted back smiling just adds to it

Walgreens has them for 15 bucks if you're interested in that sort of thing.You and your girlfriend should each get one and make up little pet names for each other like my little snugglepuss or my big snugglecock

lol, no walgreens aroun my areas. already ordered one. i'll just get in one with a chick and use our proximity to one another as a starting point of undressing her saying 'ah its too hot in here'

Man, you wear one of them, you're gonna look like a dick. And if you get stoned in one, you'll probably trip up and fall on your ass when you try to get up to go for a piss. Don't do it, man...

i on one hand wanted to say "nah, i wont do that".....till i realized i have many times walked away from my desk with my headphones on, and ripped it out of my speaker as i walked away..and my head jerked back and i fell over rofl

 

[h^2 O]

what does the "sl" part of slanket represent? Slug? So.."slug blanket"? I'm confused. How's the slanket compare to the snuggie?
EDIT oh it's probably for "sleeve"..."sleeve/sleeved blanket"? I like "slug blanket" better

 

[Stoner4Life]

Looking up info on a snuggie, i ended
up with a dude in a slanket with a boner

and lucky us, you brought it here.......

 

[sirgrassalot]

We call a Wedgy a Snuggy must be in the vernacular, you can get them anywhere.

 

[nepalnt21]

you are pretty high man

thats his knee

 

[slappyjack]

We call a Wedgy a Snuggy must be in the vernacular, you can get them anywhere.

I think a "snoogie" is a knuckle to the scalp. At least that's what it was in the mid-west in the 70's.

 

[sirgrassalot]

I think a "snoogie" is a knuckle to the scalp. At least that's what it was in the mid-west in the 70's.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snuggy

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noogy