(humour) Size does Matter!!

[Dr Dog]

Everyday

I continually hear advertisements for making your penis bigger, last longer, and be harder

A quick stroll through a sex shop, will show you penis shaped monstrosities nearly as big as my arm

Well I for one am sick of the unrelenting pressure on men to be bigger, last longer, and be harder.

So that being said, I am calling for a new product to be developed that will cause smaller, tighter Vaginas.

Come on guys, join the fight here

Certainly they can come up with some sort of pill, cream, or ointment that will do this. It is time we stand up for our manhood's and we are given the option of having a choice

You know what guys? Size does matter, and it is not always us!

Who's with me?

 

[YosemiteSam]

I ain't tochin this with a 10 inch pole.

 

[Dr Dog]

I ain't tochin this with a 10 inch pole.

clever and funny man

 

[ureapwhatusow]

someone should invent a drawstring attachment for the vagina

problem solved

 

[SkiFreeYeti]

draw string. rofl. yea but women will always find a cock to bone them no matter what size theyre vag so they wont give a fuck. sorry man, gotta pack that huge enzyte wang to convince them to bend over

 

[Dr Dog]

someone should invent a drawstring attachment for the vagina

problem solved

LOL

have to be non chafing material

 

[cracker420]

someone should invent a drawstring attachment for the vagina

problem solved

HA HA HA HA HA i just pissed!!!!!

 

[MMAJAY]

No matter what ur size , I am sure all of us men have first hand knowledge of the one with no bottom and or sides. Sounds like the OP might have a good plan for a money maker, lol. This thread got a good chuckle from me.

 

[Hazy Lady]

Drawstrings indeed, come on fellas we are way past drawstrings, sponges and rubber bands!
http://www.lasertreatments.com/vaginal_rejuvenation.html

 

[johnnyla]

vaginal reconstruction. alive and well in Los Angeles.

 

[Dr Dog]

Drawstrings indeed, come on fellas we are way past drawstrings, sponges and rubber bands!
http://www.lasertreatments.com/vaginal_rejuvenation.html

I am sure that is out of reach for the regular people and some people have bigger vaginas than others

I am talking a product like "rock hard weekend", it does not have to be permanent

 

[MMAJAY]

You know this whole topic brings back terrible memories of a woman i dated a few times. Trust me on this, if a woman asks you if her vagina is large you might not want to be honest. LMAO You know she knew the answer before asking.

 

[Hazy Lady]

I don't think you'd want to go back to the week-day version Doc

 

[hippie_lettuce]

Kegel exercises exist for a variety of reasons, among them vagina tightening.

However, remember that vagina usually comes with a price tag, while its counterpart usually does not.

Agree with this:

draw string. rofl. yea but women will always find a cock to bone them no matter what size theyre vag so they wont give a fuck. sorry man, gotta pack that huge enzyte wang to convince them to bend over

 

[Dr Dog]

I don't think you'd want to go back to the week-day version Doc

who says it has to be only weekends

 

[Hazy Lady]

GRRRRRR, you know what I meant monkey

 

[whiterabbit9]

I think it's bad for guys with shorter members - really hard on them

must cause a lot of frustrations, lack of confidence

I hope for them good things happen to them

women can be cold ass bitches
some say they like shorter dicks though, but some can be really small