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steppinRazor

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My music just stopped and i got some TV goin in the backround. There's some infomercial on for another one of those 'buy our product and get in shape easy' things runnin.. alls i heard was 'and you just do the exercise and when its done its shuts off automatically, it does the thinking for you!" allls i can say is wow. way to market to america. Is this really what its come to? not only are 'we' fat and lazy, we now need a 20 dollar inadament object to think for us?? you're so fucking stupid and lazy you cant think for yourself even on a childs level of comprehension!!! WHAT!!! this is disgusting.
 
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"your ebay item has been shipped - "BRIGHT LIGHTS BIG TITTIES CLASSIC TRINITY LOREN, NIKKI KING DVD" Quantity: 1
Date shipped: Monday, Oct 12, 2009

I can't wait!!!!
 

Marshmello

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When I was around 10, hanging w/ the neighborhood kids, I took a bet.
For a quarter, I'd roll around in the adjacent patch of poison ivy, in just my shorts. That was the $ of a double-scoop cone, a sure bet. Not a scratch.

My dad got PI on his arm as a kid, badly. He scratched it into awful scars.
His whole life, every 3rd wk in june, he'd get it back on that spot, a little less each yr. He showed me it in june '92, his last yr.
 

Mr. Burgundy

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When I snowboard at resorts that have great tree runs, I always play BOND/007 theme/score music. I pretend my girl is an evil fembot from T.U.R.B.O.N. (wink wink) harassin' me for blazin on the side of the mountain.
"You expect me to put this spliff out?"
and with her best shitty eastern block accent-
"No Mr Burgundy, I expect you to diiiiiiiiiiiiie"
*Cue any BOND Ski chase music..*

I can't get her to wear the bald wig yet though...

Stay Classy!
 
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ka0tik_kreati0n

so my "friend" only calls me when she wants to bitch about her boyfriend, or ask me if I have any vicodins. I call her today to ask her if she can get me some hash, and she freaks out over something IW says, and tells me not to text or call for anything cause its "not going to happen".. wtf ever.. I told her "i'll remember that the next time I get a hold of vics".. no response yet!

silly bitch.
 

FatBlunt420

Killin' Zombies!
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:joint: smoken bong, watching star wars... if i was a jedi....
i want to grow some skywalker nuggets, thats probably the kind of pot jedi's smoke. :joint:
 
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