Dont eat the Hot Dog if theres white powder on it

[Jiu Jitsu Playa]

While coming back across the border one drunken night several years back a group of shady hotdog vendors offered me the deal of a lifetime. a hot dog and sprite as i was crossing the border after a long night of drinking my friends and i were seperated in the mexican madness. Somehow i did not have money and since i was going back to the US i decided to give my remaining pills i had in my pocket for this hotdog and sprite. they in turn gave me a hot dog with some powdery substance on it, the last thing i remember is making it to the door of my hotel. 3 days later i was driving at 65mph with my friends in my car back to the house.. no memory... my friends said i was out of it but went out and drank each night, also they said the border patrol almost did not let me drive north..

where did i go these 3 days? some say time travel, others different dimensions.. one things for sure
the morale of the story is dont eat powdery hot dogs.
damn you nuevo laredo

 

[whiterabbit9]

lol

 

[MrGreen]

If the water isn't safe to drink, I wouldn't expect hotdogs being sold on the side of the road to be either.

Gotta love those mescaline dogs!

 

[cellardweller]

you get what you paid for when you by meat snacks from a roadside stand.
ESPECIALLY MEXICO!!


btw..still got both kidneys?

 

[Jiu Jitsu Playa]

still here kicking strong!!

 

[gogoplata420]

was it a good dog?

 

[kushkommander]

my best bet would be some kind of heavy hallucinogin sounds like a blast

 

[weedster]

now i'm going to eat hot dogs more often

 

[alaskan]

If there's powder on the dog... cover it with cheese and ketchup

You can't beat 99cent cheesedogs

 

[icmag.is.#1]

Most people that get a hot dog and see a white powder on it would throw it away, right?

I guess you were so starving that you didnt have any other choice but to eat the laced hot dog

no money and you still have three days left in mexico? During those three days you go drinking nightly with no money?

you trade pills for a hot dog?

 

[B.C.]

uh huh... sure... what ever you say man..... BC

 

[Jiu Jitsu Playa]

was it a good dog?

the best from what i can remember

 

[Jiu Jitsu Playa]

if you dont like my story, then go eat a hot dog with white powder and wash it down with haterade, see how far that gets you

 

[B.C.]

uumm, o-k .... whatever you say man, it's all good...... BC

 

[Moldy Dreads]

A Caray, te dieron un chorizo de wuey! jajajajajaj

 

[whiterabbit9]

haterade ? lol

nice one

 

[2stoge]

Most people that get a hot dog and see a white powder on it would throw it away, right?

I guess you were so starving that you didnt have any other choice but to eat the laced hot dog

 

[Lil 'o Me]

Man.... I wouldn't eat any hot dog given to me in Mexico.... let alone a hot dog with some white isht on it! Watch out for Montazuma's revenge mang!

 

[cocktail frank]

not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

[PkRipper]

dude your braggin on here about how sum guy got his dog in your mouth , and you admit to seeing white stuff .....

sounds like roadside sex trade gone bad ,,,,,,,,,,, so are you sure it wasnt all the pills and booze that you took had you puttin random street hookers winnies in your mouth