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YOU'VE seen them as mythical beasts in the Chronicles of Narnia - now a village has been left shellshocked after the birth of a bizarre faun-like creature with the combined features of a man and a goat.

Bild reports the goat, which died just a few hours after birth in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe, had a huge head and face which resembled a human as well as goat legs and a tail.

Villagers said the end product was so scary even dogs were afraid to go close to it. They burned the corpse fearing it was an evil sign.

"This is indeed a miracle that has never been witnessed anywhere," elder Themba Moyo said.

The goat's owner called police after the birth.

"It’s the first time that my goat did this. I have 15 goats and it’s this goat that gave me birth to most of them. My goats often give birth to sets of twins," he said.

The Zimbabwe Guardian reports that Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is adamant the creature is the result of a coupling between man and goat.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he stormed.

"The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control

"We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features."

Half-man, half-goat creatures like fauns and satyrs are popular in Greek and Roman mythology. James McAvoy played the famous faun Mr Tumnus in the recent big-screen adaptations of CS Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia series.

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kinda looks like a mutant homer simpson...or perhaps its goat boy from remember the 80's..
hmmm...maybe its the final product of some man/goat love that happened in a mud hut..one lonely rainy june night..:abduct:
 

steppinRazor

cant stop wont stop
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For a second I thought this might be from the Weekly World News. Alas just a birth defect. Poor creature.

Hey! Lay off the Weekly World News! Everyone knows they're a highly respected reputable source of valid stories fom across our globe :biglaugh:

i love how all the evidence of these phenomenas are always destroyed before quality pictures and scientific studies can be preformed on the said oddity
 

ddrew

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Why is it in this day and age that when something like this happens no one is able to take a decent pic of it?

All we ever get is one or two blurry ass 1930 looking pics.
Even the biggest P.O.S. cell phone will take a better pic then that.
 

happyherb

no wuckin furries!
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agreed then..

...that farmers doing some nasty shit to his poor little goats...if only they could talk.
..but when the barn is a rockn dont come a knockn...

..burn one for those goats that wont sleep well tonight knowing that the farmer could come in drunk any moment all touchy and grabby .HH. =]-~
 

cashmunny

Member
agreed then..

...that farmers doing some nasty shit to his poor little goats...if only they could talk.
..but when the barn is a rockn dont come a knockn...

..burn one for those goats that wont sleep well tonight knowing that the farmer could come in drunk any moment all touchy and grabby .HH. =]-~

ROTFLMAO! , That's some comedy right there.


It's amazing that people believe that interspecies sex can result in offspring. That only works for closely related species like lions and tigers, or horses and donkeys. Not a human and a goat.

Jeez, the state of science education in this country is pathetic.
 
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otherwhitemeat

ROTFLMAO! , That's some comedy right there.


It's amazing that people believe that interspecies sex can result in offspring. That only works for closely related species like lions and tigers, or horses and donkeys. Not a human and a goat.

Jeez, the state of science education in this country is pathetic.

I think we all know that genetically it's impossible...but to quote Bart Simpson: "God Shmod, I want my monkey man" :woohoo:

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/...eyThe-Simpsons-Bart-Simpson-Nancy-Cartwright-

Oh yeah...
Check out this story of an alien creature outside panama city...

It's a sloth!!!
 

exploziv

pure dynamite
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This is just wrong. :yoinks:
They should search for the father of that creature and get him to wear protection from now on. :wallbash:
 
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