THE HULK BULK PROGRAM!!!!!!

[TheGreenBastard]

I'm I the only one that is tired of all these get ripped ad's that are like on every website?

Personally I think they went to far on this one....



I actually just got really bored and saw the original ad so I spent like 5 seconds on MS Paint and made it.

Here's the original

I honestly don't see the differance

 

[cork144]

theyre all bs imo, 4 weeks isnt enough to get huge or anything.

the largest and quickest gain i ever noticed was 8 weeks and a 28lb increase in my weight.

 

[etinarcadiaego]

^^ that's pretty damn good though man, very impressive in fact.

I cycle from gain to cut phase, and in a good 8-12 week gain phase I can add anywhere from 8 - 14 lbs. The more I gain though I've noticed I pack on a little more fat, so if I only gain 8-10 it's usually pretty much all lean muscle (or mostly).

 

[TheGreenBastard]

I was just fuckin around I now its total bullshit,

IN 4 WEEKS YOU"LL LOOK LIKE YOUR IN BETTER SHAPE THAN SOMEONE WORKING FOR 4 YEARS!!!!
PLUS YOU"LL GET A TAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Now just send me 12 easy payments of $99.99

(Results may vary)​

 

[cork144]

i did sorta leave out the fact i was on a cycle for 4 weeks also lol

 

[TheGreenBastard]

Where you exposed to any gamma radiation? Did you have symptoms such as...

Excessive and uncontrollable rage
Green skin
Sudden physically impossible expansion of mass
Have your pants turned into unbelievably stretchy purple sweat pants?
Do you have urges to reak havoc on humanity?
Are you experiencing any signs of depression?
Do you have erections lasting more than four hours?
Are you tempted to join a group of superheros and fight crime?
Drowsiness
Bloody nose
An unhealthy fetish for smashing things?
Oily discharge
Is your name Bruce Banner?​

If you experience any of the mentioned side-effects DO NOT CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR, we will be sending a military strike force to your position immediately as well as a cliche unbelievable hot love interest to calm the beast inside. If that doesn't work, How do you feel about visiting space?

 

[bobblehead]

lol... not even shooting tren and prop. forget about it.

 

[gogoplata420]

if you look at them in the before pic they always have some muscle. so it looks to me like they hit the weights hard for four weeks, ate right, cut weight before the picture (no sodium for three days, then a good sweat (makes you cut as fuck) and then took a picture with a pump(after a workout), good pose, and under good lighting. im sure there touched up a bit but ive seen similiar results from myself when i kick it into gear.

 

[TheGreenBastard]

What if Hulk SLASH prices, then will skull man buy HULK BULK GAMMA-BARS...

 

[gogoplata420]

now that i look closely i dont even think they have the same face

 

[TheGreenBastard]

Did Hulk mention free hat?

And plastic surgery?

 

[TheGreenBastard]

Buy mean green gamma-radiation machine!

 

[lmv931]

lol....I guess tanning is what made hime ripped in 4 weeks....

 

[MrMcBean]

lol....I guess tanning is what made hime ripped in 4 weeks....

dont forget the redneck cap he spent hours trying to bend just right..

 

[hunt4genetics]

I have noticed that darn near every web site has those bulk up ads. I mean they even have versions for porn sites. They are everywhere! The last few months I returned to the joy of lifting.

If you have an open schedule with lots of time, don't be shocked of the huge gains one could make in 4 weeks.

peace

 

[Kizzattack]

This one made me laugh a lot. I saw it on Youtube a while ago, and couldn't resist saving it as it's probably the worst one I've ever seen.

 

[bobblehead]

These pictures are just lies. It's not even a relaxed before and then pumped after. That first guy had a much thicker chest, and that didn't happen over 4 weeks, not even on steroids. This last one is a gem! No one can lose that much weight in a month. Well, maybe on the cocaine diet... lol