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Have you ever accidentally smuggled weed?
- Thread starter motaloca
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That just made my butt hole pucker up!!!
RaptorJesus
Member
oof. i don't fly but if i did i'd triple check for that kind of shit. smuggling is the last thing i need to do
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LolaGal
No, I always do it on purpose... 
motaloca
Member
No, I always do it on purpose...
K+ made me spill my tea
Scary.
I did accidentally smuggle on a plane, once. A trip to the west coast of the states from the east coast. I visited a grower friend the night before I left, and he gave me ( to take home) a sample of something he'd recently harvested. I put it in my coat pocket.
So I took the jacket to the airport, forgetting the pot was in there.
I got on the plane without any trouble, but I wasn't worried or anything.
On the plane, in my seat, jacket on... I reached into my pocket and felt a bag of weed in there. After a few seconds of fingering the baggie, and coming to the realization that I was on a plane with a bag of freshly-harvested, high quality homegrown, I freaked a bit.
I couldn't remember where the weed came from, at first. Perhaps I was framed? Imagine thinking, "I'm on a plane, and someone planted a bag of weed on me, and the trap is going to spring on me at any time. I'M TRAPPED in this TUBE!".
But then I remembered that my friend had given it to me the night before, and that I was probably stupid, and that was somewhat of a relief. But I was still on a plane with a bag of stinky bumboklot, and that fact became apparent to someone other than myself.
The guy sitting a row ahead of us, and across the aisle, stopped reading his magazine and started sniffing the air. He had a good nose, perhaps a bloodhound in a former life, and searched the air for the source of the herby skunkiness. He found me.
I went to the bathroom to see if I could do anything to blunt the stink wafting out of my pocket.
We enjoyed fresh, high grade pot in the car from the airport. What an unplanned treat! An unexpected gift of karma, as I see it.
Stay safe, do lots of good things, and smuggle knowingly.
cc
I did accidentally smuggle on a plane, once. A trip to the west coast of the states from the east coast. I visited a grower friend the night before I left, and he gave me ( to take home) a sample of something he'd recently harvested. I put it in my coat pocket.
So I took the jacket to the airport, forgetting the pot was in there.
I got on the plane without any trouble, but I wasn't worried or anything.
On the plane, in my seat, jacket on... I reached into my pocket and felt a bag of weed in there. After a few seconds of fingering the baggie, and coming to the realization that I was on a plane with a bag of freshly-harvested, high quality homegrown, I freaked a bit.
I couldn't remember where the weed came from, at first. Perhaps I was framed? Imagine thinking, "I'm on a plane, and someone planted a bag of weed on me, and the trap is going to spring on me at any time. I'M TRAPPED in this TUBE!".
But then I remembered that my friend had given it to me the night before, and that I was probably stupid, and that was somewhat of a relief. But I was still on a plane with a bag of stinky bumboklot, and that fact became apparent to someone other than myself.
The guy sitting a row ahead of us, and across the aisle, stopped reading his magazine and started sniffing the air. He had a good nose, perhaps a bloodhound in a former life, and searched the air for the source of the herby skunkiness. He found me.
I went to the bathroom to see if I could do anything to blunt the stink wafting out of my pocket.
We enjoyed fresh, high grade pot in the car from the airport. What an unplanned treat! An unexpected gift of karma, as I see it.
Stay safe, do lots of good things, and smuggle knowingly.
cc
chemsteady
Member
viva mexico!
viva mexico!
on a recent trip to mexico, i happened upon a good amount of the locals finest outdoor grown, and it was bad, real bad. chock full of seeds and nasty as all hell...but, whatch gonna do when youre in mexico without pot and jonesn' for some bud on the beach...or by the pool...or in your room...or eating.
anyhow, i was rolling finger sized, bob marley joints the last night there, just trying to get rid of the weed. six or seven of us stayed in it till the end, smoking into the wee hours of the morning. we also finished off the last of the food, you know, so it wouldnt go to waste
anyhow, over the course of the evening, i had been separating the biggest and best seeds i found into piles, for no real particular reason. the three biggest ones i put in my pocket, not sure why, i think i had decided on planting them before we left the resort, kinda a joke of sorts. what can i say, we finished off the last of the padron too. wait, no. by that point, it was senor cuervo.
anhoo, fast forward to bart train home, after real long hangover/bad weed pot headache, flight delay, forget to eat day and im looking for change and come across three fat seeds in my change pocket.
i gave one away, which, well, we ll just call him moron, which moron lost. i popped the other two, one didnt germ. this one did.
i call her bandita.
i figure if the weed sucks, ill just smoke out people i dont like with it.
-c
viva mexico!
on a recent trip to mexico, i happened upon a good amount of the locals finest outdoor grown, and it was bad, real bad. chock full of seeds and nasty as all hell...but, whatch gonna do when youre in mexico without pot and jonesn' for some bud on the beach...or by the pool...or in your room...or eating.
anyhow, i was rolling finger sized, bob marley joints the last night there, just trying to get rid of the weed. six or seven of us stayed in it till the end, smoking into the wee hours of the morning. we also finished off the last of the food, you know, so it wouldnt go to waste
anyhow, over the course of the evening, i had been separating the biggest and best seeds i found into piles, for no real particular reason. the three biggest ones i put in my pocket, not sure why, i think i had decided on planting them before we left the resort, kinda a joke of sorts. what can i say, we finished off the last of the padron too. wait, no. by that point, it was senor cuervo.
anhoo, fast forward to bart train home, after real long hangover/bad weed pot headache, flight delay, forget to eat day and im looking for change and come across three fat seeds in my change pocket.
i gave one away, which, well, we ll just call him moron, which moron lost. i popped the other two, one didnt germ. this one did.
i call her bandita.
i figure if the weed sucks, ill just smoke out people i dont like with it.
-c
I've done it twice. Once on a domestic flight I forgot I had like a zip in my carry luggage, didn't realize till I got home.
The second time was a little more brutal. I was heading to Whistler to meet some buddies to ski, and I got to the US/CAN border at like midnight. They search me as always, I spend like an hour waiting. I'm kinda shitting my pants because I can't remember if I took out the half oz + digi scale that was in the trunk, but I was pretty sure I did.
Then they come back in yelling HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS! They cuffed me and hauled me off as if they'd bagged some high profile spy or someshit. They throw me in a cell. I'm thinking...wow this is fucking gay. Then they tell me to take off all my clothes. LOL. So weird, I drop trow and apparently they just wanted to look at my dick because they didn't even search me, I could have had 8 balls taped to my gouch and been cool. They read me my rights, ect. They let me talk to a lawyer on the phone, and he just said to STFU dont say anything to the piggies. I asked him how long they will hold me and he says usually they release you soon. Turns out 10 min later they let me out and tell me to go back to my country.
So I finally get it out of them what they found. A "bong". I'm like wtf, I don't tote bongs around in my car. Turns out they found a little bubbler smashed in a crevice I'd long forgotten about. Charged me with smuggling resin. Now I have a violation of the Smuggling Act and can't return to Canada without proof of employment and residency. Silver lining is I didn't get charged criminally.
The second time was a little more brutal. I was heading to Whistler to meet some buddies to ski, and I got to the US/CAN border at like midnight. They search me as always, I spend like an hour waiting. I'm kinda shitting my pants because I can't remember if I took out the half oz + digi scale that was in the trunk, but I was pretty sure I did.
Then they come back in yelling HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS! They cuffed me and hauled me off as if they'd bagged some high profile spy or someshit. They throw me in a cell. I'm thinking...wow this is fucking gay. Then they tell me to take off all my clothes. LOL. So weird, I drop trow and apparently they just wanted to look at my dick because they didn't even search me, I could have had 8 balls taped to my gouch and been cool. They read me my rights, ect. They let me talk to a lawyer on the phone, and he just said to STFU dont say anything to the piggies. I asked him how long they will hold me and he says usually they release you soon. Turns out 10 min later they let me out and tell me to go back to my country.
So I finally get it out of them what they found. A "bong". I'm like wtf, I don't tote bongs around in my car. Turns out they found a little bubbler smashed in a crevice I'd long forgotten about. Charged me with smuggling resin. Now I have a violation of the Smuggling Act and can't return to Canada without proof of employment and residency. Silver lining is I didn't get charged criminally.
WoW maannnn
Member
yep
the 'Dam to France
I gave away so much
"here take it, I dont need it!" prob a 1/2 o of the greates assortment of cannabis i ever assembled (i smoke street schwag)
i left the flying pig after staying up all night smokeing 8 inch long joints of it all mixed up with all the new peeps i met.
slamed my shit on the bar , gave the brakeep my pipe & shoved a muffin in my mouth on the way to the train.
i DO NOT remeber the train ride. i was just in france.
got off t he train a nd winced at seeing frogs with dogs toting machine guns searching fellow passagers. we strolled past.
i hated paris
on to venice 3 days later to get married
2nd day i put on some jeans "i hadnt worn in a few days" and in my back pocket
all crushed up
was the ss MANGO haze bud i picked out @ b lues bros
yep smoked that bitch atop the cadoro hotel till it was gone
and shared champaign
and enjoyed an amazing city
total akkident
the 'Dam to France
I gave away so much
"here take it, I dont need it!" prob a 1/2 o of the greates assortment of cannabis i ever assembled (i smoke street schwag)
i left the flying pig after staying up all night smokeing 8 inch long joints of it all mixed up with all the new peeps i met.
slamed my shit on the bar , gave the brakeep my pipe & shoved a muffin in my mouth on the way to the train.
i DO NOT remeber the train ride. i was just in france.
got off t he train a nd winced at seeing frogs with dogs toting machine guns searching fellow passagers. we strolled past.
i hated paris
on to venice 3 days later to get married
2nd day i put on some jeans "i hadnt worn in a few days" and in my back pocket
all crushed up
was the ss MANGO haze bud i picked out @ b lues bros
yep smoked that bitch atop the cadoro hotel till it was gone
and shared champaign
and enjoyed an amazing city
total akkident
...acidently....lol
C
Chamba
80's in Thailand. I had some very nice Thai grass given to me in Bangkok by a mate who had lived there for many years, this stuff was much better than the usual dried, old seeded crap most tourists get to buy there.
We were in the islands for a month or so, then as we were going back to Bangkok to Bangkok for 3 or 4 days before we went back to Australia, I decided to roll up the remainder into skinny joints and stashed them in the inside of a shaving foam can lid.
Well, we met our mate again in Bangers again, who smoked us out hourly, so I didn't tap into the shaving foam can lid joints all that much in the last few days and just forgot about them in the fog of laughs, bud, booze and the relentless "Push-it-real-good" and "One night in Bangkok" that was blasting from the loudspeakers in every bar we went into.
As I was seated in the plane and we took off I had a flash of panic as I remembered the joints in the Gillette can, but then thought, "Nah, I must of smoked them" and relaxed as I usually double check every pocket, seam and crevice before flying back to Oz
As usual for me, being a traveler who goes to Thailand a few times per year every year, they gave me a very thorough search this time, picking up every piece of clothing and fingering the seams, checking every pocket, pulling out the case bottom, even squeezing out toothpaste etc while looking at me accusingly as they asked question after question.
There were plain clothes officers hovering nearby trying to be incognito while trying hard not to stare at me.
Then he picked up the Gillette shaving foam can, shook it several times, held it up to peer at the bottom of the can, then pulled off the green plastic lid, shook the can again, sprayed out some foam...as this was happening, the bottom of the lid was facing me the whole time and I could see the 5 skinny Thai joints stuck in the lid! lol I nearly had kittens right there and then, gulp!. The Customs Officer placed the lid back on and continued his search as I tried to keep the glee inside me from bursting out all over my face.
Phew, that was a close one!
those 5 little jays tasted very sweet!
We were in the islands for a month or so, then as we were going back to Bangkok to Bangkok for 3 or 4 days before we went back to Australia, I decided to roll up the remainder into skinny joints and stashed them in the inside of a shaving foam can lid.
Well, we met our mate again in Bangers again, who smoked us out hourly, so I didn't tap into the shaving foam can lid joints all that much in the last few days and just forgot about them in the fog of laughs, bud, booze and the relentless "Push-it-real-good" and "One night in Bangkok" that was blasting from the loudspeakers in every bar we went into.
As I was seated in the plane and we took off I had a flash of panic as I remembered the joints in the Gillette can, but then thought, "Nah, I must of smoked them" and relaxed as I usually double check every pocket, seam and crevice before flying back to Oz
As usual for me, being a traveler who goes to Thailand a few times per year every year, they gave me a very thorough search this time, picking up every piece of clothing and fingering the seams, checking every pocket, pulling out the case bottom, even squeezing out toothpaste etc while looking at me accusingly as they asked question after question.
There were plain clothes officers hovering nearby trying to be incognito while trying hard not to stare at me.
Then he picked up the Gillette shaving foam can, shook it several times, held it up to peer at the bottom of the can, then pulled off the green plastic lid, shook the can again, sprayed out some foam...as this was happening, the bottom of the lid was facing me the whole time and I could see the 5 skinny Thai joints stuck in the lid! lol I nearly had kittens right there and then, gulp!. The Customs Officer placed the lid back on and continued his search as I tried to keep the glee inside me from bursting out all over my face.
Phew, that was a close one!
those 5 little jays tasted very sweet!
Have you ever accidentally smuggled weed?
I once claimed such - circa 1969 when crossing the Tijuana-San Ysidro crossing.
The custom agents didn't buy my claim much to my chagrin.
HTH
CC
I once claimed such - circa 1969 when crossing the Tijuana-San Ysidro crossing.
The custom agents didn't buy my claim much to my chagrin.
HTH
CC
Euphrates
Member
My friend came home from tel-aviv with a little herb in his shaving kit, small amount, poor quality
I wish I had "accidentally" smuggled some herb though, Once in Amsterdam I had bought some NYCD haze and couldn't smoke it all. We were on our way into Ben Gurion airport, I was scared that security was going to be tight to say the least (you would think). We fly into Israel, go into the airport, and after awhile, there is no security what so ever, I was in and out, no questions, no getting search, nothing. I could of easily have taken more than what I ended up giving away to some random guy in the kramp ring grow house.
There was more of a security check leaving Amsterdam’s airport than getting into Israel, retarded.. leaving Israel, ironically, complete 180 in security..
I've been considering accidentally smuggling like two grams of hash from the train station in Amsterdam to Frankfurt Germany on my vacation next year.. Any opinions or thoughts ? I would think that wouldn't be to much of a issue, I know people who usally fly with a stash inside of the u.s.
I wish I had "accidentally" smuggled some herb though, Once in Amsterdam I had bought some NYCD haze and couldn't smoke it all. We were on our way into Ben Gurion airport, I was scared that security was going to be tight to say the least (you would think). We fly into Israel, go into the airport, and after awhile, there is no security what so ever, I was in and out, no questions, no getting search, nothing. I could of easily have taken more than what I ended up giving away to some random guy in the kramp ring grow house.
There was more of a security check leaving Amsterdam’s airport than getting into Israel, retarded.. leaving Israel, ironically, complete 180 in security..
I've been considering accidentally smuggling like two grams of hash from the train station in Amsterdam to Frankfurt Germany on my vacation next year.. Any opinions or thoughts ? I would think that wouldn't be to much of a issue, I know people who usally fly with a stash inside of the u.s.
i would eat it, but i think I would just eat hash
and no I would never do such a dumb ass thing
sorry guys, thailand and importing-exporting drugs ?
and no I would never do such a dumb ass thing
sorry guys, thailand and importing-exporting drugs ?
C
Chamba
neither would any of us here, but this thread is about accidental, not on purpose, smuggling.
and you would be surprised, there are lots of backpackers who go to Thailand and other third world countries, spend their money, want to stay longer and then are recruited to swallow a belly of hash, grass or smack and fly into wealthier countries like Japan for only a couple of thousand US$ cash ....some do it solely for the money so they can stay an extra month or two on a beach in the islands, some do it for the money and the rush, believe it or not! crazy ay!
and you would be surprised, there are lots of backpackers who go to Thailand and other third world countries, spend their money, want to stay longer and then are recruited to swallow a belly of hash, grass or smack and fly into wealthier countries like Japan for only a couple of thousand US$ cash ....some do it solely for the money so they can stay an extra month or two on a beach in the islands, some do it for the money and the rush, believe it or not! crazy ay!
G
Guest 26753
My wife and I got back from Kashmir and she found a 5 gm block I had given her to hold when we were in Ladakh. Once we got back to Australia she found it in the pocket of her down jacket.
She simply forgot about it.
She simply forgot about it.
