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Phillthy

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looks like little foot...

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mrred

i seen something that looked like that on liveleak, except it has a beak that washed up shore near a animal research plant that researched enviormental changes or something like that
 

cocktail frank

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i was wondering where my ex gf wound up.
that bitch dumped me for a skinnier guy.
it appears karma killed her with rocks!
 
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guest3901

i seen something that looked like that on liveleak, except it has a beak that washed up shore near a animal research plant that researched enviormental changes or something like that
the DDT almost destroyed the bald eagle...good thing ddt was banned a couple decades ago.

the bald eagle has made a great comeback.
 

ultima

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Its an alien scout , sent to check if we were hostile . I guess they got their answer - expect retaliation within the next 48 hours.

Humans behavior in a nutshell" Look , a strange creature! .... lets kill it ! "
 

Lifebreather

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Yikes! Its Eraser Head's Kid!!

Dude...seriously...

I attribute most of my adulthood success and prosperity on the fact that I was able to REPRESS the memory of that fucking thing and keep it out of my head permanently...

...you done up and done it...


I have no idea what this thing is. What I think about the story is that kids of that age probably killed it willingly. They probably chased it out of the cave and hit it with rocks as it ran away. They probably tossed the body in the water to hide it...

Given the choice...I think it would have preferred to live.

Then again, because mysticism is king in south america, it could easily be a fake like alllllll the other shit...
 

saint

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Its an alien scout , sent to check if we were hostile . I guess they got their answer - expect retaliation within the next 48 hours.

Humans behavior in a nutshell" Look , a strange creature! .... lets kill it ! "

Yup, sucks :mad:
 
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GR8shoeBaDizzle

what the fuck is that? gots to be fake....if not they are a bunch of ......

"murders" in creepy gollum voice....
 

Lifebreather

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It's real.

It's a dead sloth...

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I like sloths. If someone hurt this thing to make this hoax they should be fucking shot...

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You can see the claw in the upper left hand quadrant...
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Lifebreather

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Here is a quote by a member somewhere else.

He posted it right as the story 'broke'.

He obviously has plenty of experience debunking south American mystery animals...

It's another mundane animal that has been in the water for a while. The pictures are taken from certain angles to confuse the issue.The story is probably false or greatly changed from reality.
-Rangoon
 

Euphrates

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This creature seems to have reptilian characteristics, (eyes, nose) which is why I think people are confused by it. Though the rest of the body is liken to a sloth. I can't imagine a sloth coming after humans in a menacing manner, these kids appear to be lying pieces of shit.

Did someone shave this animal, or did it just loose it's hair after dying ? weird either way. It's tognue, eyes, and nostrils aren't familar on any aniamal I've seen except a reptile, and the fact that it now has no hair makes it even stranger, but I woulnd't be surpised to find out it was a specie of sloth.
 

MobbDeep

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LMAO..dam ya pothead are FUNNY man..for real..the shit ya be saying is PRICELESS..but yeah,its def wierd..sadly there have been hoaxes like tis..so Im always a skeptic..but yeah,if the little brats did kil it..they deserve to be caned..
 

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