Mystery Beast Terrified Kids

[guest3901]

TERRIFIED locals in a South American town are running scared after a strange creature they describe as "Gollum" crawled out of a lake and charged schoolkids.

The beast — which has "sparked fear and confusion" in the small town of Cerro Azul, Panama — was spotted on Saturday when four 14 to 16-year-olds were playing by the waterfront.

According to their account, reported by Panamanian http://javascript<b></b>:// news service Telemetro, the youngsters "screamed" when the five-foot creature emerged from a cave and started clambouring over rocks towards them "as if to attack them".

In a "desperate bid to defend themselves" the four terrified boys said they hurled rocks at the strange creature to kill it, before throwing its corpse in the water and running away.

Their disbelieving parents returned to the lake the following day — and were stunned to discovered the beast's body washed up on the shore.

Experts have yet to examine the images — or make any statements regarding their discovery.

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WTF...!!
dolphin human hybrid???

i'd hit it though...sexy!!

 

[master shake]

what the fuck

 

[HerbGlaze]

Only explanation I can possibly think of is..

Its a genetically deformed large freshwater turtle without a shell?

 

[geopolitical]

Thalidomide in the water. . .

 

[FrankRizzo]

Weird

 

[icmag.is.#1]

Obviously it wasn't that big of a threat if they could stand around tossing rocks at it....


awesome looking creature though. I kinda feel sorry for it=(

 

[Sativa_Grows]

Um wow, WTF is that? Hope theres more of em....

 

[LolaGal]

I smell photoshop.... lol....

It's the creature from the cave! Kill it with rocks!

Durn I would have tried to catch it and sell it to a Carnival.


TURTLE BOY! Half human, half turtle! Hatched from an egg! STep right up.

 

[shack]

I feel sorry for it too.
How dangers could it be,it don't even have teeth.

 

[guest3901]

turtle boy....dolphin man...naked mermaid thing...all good hypothesis.

personally i think its Manuel Noriega's lost and forgotten love child...
coming out of its hidey hole..going to the local Payless shoe mega sale..

 

[Ipsissimus]

i'd hit it though...sexy!!

talk about WTF!

 

[shack]

 

[mexilandrace]

and why exactly did the little shits kill it?

I hope it turns out to be a special human and they get charged with murder.

fuck those kids.

 

[guest3901]

talk about WTF!

hey...its been a minute for me...

 

[shack]

It kinda looks like that friendly dinosaur from the kids show from years ago,The Land of the Lost.I think its name was Dinky.

 

[Phillthy]

looks like it got shit face the night before... oh yeah i have to, maybe it was... stoned hahahahah

 

[dude06version]

first thing that came to my head when i saw that. chimera. human animal hybrid. probably escaped from some lab. spooky shit.

 

[shack]

Here ya go.

 

[Hal]

Yikes! Its Eraser Head's Kid!!

In David Lynch's movie "Eraser Head," Eraser Head and this woman have a child, and it looked remarkably like the above thing. Folks speculated that it was actually a premature cow fetus, still alive, that was used to make the film. Not sure if that is the truth, but I can definitely see that thing turning into a cow.

 

[LolaGal]

I bet it is Kanye West's love child.

I heard he was a GAY FISH!