Stoner Confessions - Things you think of when your high that you normally dont tell

[ureapwhatusow]

and i while i own a few suits none with stripes

they are the mark of corporate bondage

when im high of course

not that they look dapper when im sober but i dont immediately think prison cell

 

[hyposomniac]

i used to have to wear ties, now i can go to work in business casual

sometiems when i go to an office and see people wearing ties the first thing that comes to mind is that they are wearing leashes

the price they pay for their commitment

The only thing worse than suit and tie is a cop uniform. They look even more uncomfortable, and also, hey, you're a fuckin cop.

 

[oldschoolfarmer]

My 'high thoughts' are usually about how I would react to a given situation, example: I'm usually a timid somewhat nice gentleman. when I get cutoff I bit my lip and go about my business.

When I get high I think about ripping the other driver out of there car and pissing on them in the middle of downtown.

Then I sober up and realize it's not worth it and that douche bag probably got in a wreck 2 minutes after cutting me off.



I also tend to think about objects to base jump from (washington monument... but how could you get to the top?)

 

[hyposomniac]

on a more seroius note, i think the only thing that matters in life is your kids,everything else is bulshit,

With six-billion strong and growing, kids are in high supply, and with the laws of supply and demand being as they are...

p.s. high marks for the ironic combo of being awake at 6:30am and buying beer.

 

[MrMcBean]

Hehe,

some good thoughts here.. I too have my dreamworlds in which to loose myself while listening to music on the couch.

One very persistent topic has to do with the way humanity lives and grown.
All through history the humans had different ideas about what their civilisation should or could be like.

I enjoy thoughts of worlds that are goverened for the good of the people. Humanity lead by the goal of making life itself to a wonderfull experience for everyone. In the future with robots or in the stoneage.. it could always work somehow..

 

[movingtocally]

If I were to answer this thread honestly gypsy would forward my IP address to the proper authorities.

 

[JoJoDancer]

How was the alphabet first invented? What did they say, "Hey lets translate the aural, invisible elements of human speech into graphic, visible signs.

 

[MoldyFrogToe]

i told a girl she was adorable. i probably wouldn't have done that if i was sober. lol, is it just me or oes that sound gay

 

[Haps]

You can say anything to a girl if your goal is to get laid. I completely agree with the tie-as-a- leash concept, I have thought that for 40 years.

My first post WAS my tactful mode. What I really wanted to post would have got me banned.
H

 

[sackoweed]

that i am really clark kent.... Which means? peace..

sack

 

[ourcee]

The world is INCREDIBLY overpopulated

you honestly think the land we have and the resources we have can sustainably support your great great great grandkids?

I think maybe the fires in cali, the tsunamis, katrina

those are all natural events that are meant to wipe out large amounts of populations. Good ole mother earth puttin us all in check.

yeah sure you dont want to read "thousands dead in inferno" but unfortunately if we dont self control our population, we WILL be reading those headlines sooner than you think.

 

[GR8shoeBaDizzle]

I was counting some cash i got back from the store and on a 20 it had numbers written on it...20x86 im assuming there were 86 20 dollar bills in that stack... then it had something like 15,860 circled on it......made me think how many times drugs were bought with this cash....or what the person had to do to get the cash....
then i started thinking what will it buy after it leaves my hands....im gonna probably use it on gas or something...

I'd like to think it was from a hot stripper who fished it out her g-string after a long night of shaking that ass.....

 

[Jellyfish]

yeah so i was just think some crazy thoughts.

you ever do the trick where you catch a bee or fly in a container and put it in the freezer. and once its frozen tie a string around it. then unfeeeze it and it flies around on a leash? lol.

yeah well i did that once as a kid lol, was pretty amusing at the time. but anyways i was high one day thinking about this and Cryonics on humans. And i think its inevitable that in our lifetime scientists will solve the mystery of restoring human life and will be able to "unfreeze" humans.

As i pondered i cant help but wonder, if i had the chance, would i want my body frozen?

Theres a chance i could wake up in 5000AD and be in a future Utopia infuzed with knowledge and pleasure beyond my wildest dreams.

But then again you could wake up to alien surgens probing your ass with electro shock therapy and then become their slave for another 1000 years.


then i get higher and start thinking about conspiricy thoeries involving Free Masons, Aliens, The Government etc.

would you do it if you could? i mean what would you have to loose?
(packing bong)

Let me recommend the movie Idiocracy to you. That's not an insult, I'm not calling you an idiot. It's a funny movie about cryogenics and a future full of morons- the president is a former WWF champ!

 

[ourcee]

I wonder if the stamps on bills that are odd geometric shapes or symbols. obviously not some Staples stamp or something, are mini billboards for some designer drug lab that bumps out some E or shit like that. some free marketing if ya think about it.

 

[Jellyfish]

I wonder if the stamps on bills that are odd geometric shapes or symbols. obviously not some Staples stamp or something, are mini billboards for some designer drug lab that bumps out some E or shit like that. some free marketing if ya think about it.

Huh?

 

[FrankRizzo]

I sometimes think about how completely insignificant our existence is in the grand scheme of things is. Your 80 years life is a split second in time itself. Kind of makes you feel bad for the ass hats that running around trying to get the next Ed Hardy t-shirt uh?

 

[TheCheeseMan]

Let me recommend the movie Idiocracy to you. That's not an insult, I'm not calling you an idiot. It's a funny movie about cryogenics and a future full of morons- the president is a former WWF champ!

nice, idiocracy is one of my favorite movies

president Herbert Dwayne Elesandro Mountian Dew Herbert Coumacho!

(porn super-star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion)

 

[ureapwhatusow]

i find i think of crazy inventions or have thoughts so far out that i wouldn't normally think of

like sometimes i see people outside walking their dogs, holding a bag of dog shit and following this thing going on a leash and i think "who's in charge?"

there is this furry thing in the lead and some talk goofy fucking creature holding its shit following it

then i think you know if that was me id put a fucking saddle bags on it and at least make it tote its own shit, i mean friendship only goes so far.

then i remember that i have a dog, and that i walk it around the block

then i remember i have kids who i make pick up its crap and carry it around

obviously im in charge

but the saddle bags, mark my words someone will get rich with em, then some dude ill figure out you can sell the space for advertising and before you know it ...

ahh fuk you know where im going

 

[cork144]

my constant existance has had me feeling alone and isolated from what i was ment to be, through realisation i have let go of straps of fear and hate, to find the enlightenment of love.

 

[Ipsissimus]

if you had just been created NOW with all the memories of your existence in place you wouldn't know the difference.