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ka0tik_kreati0n
f*cking battery died on my car.. hopefully its not the alternator!!!
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Hey girls, what are some signs a chick is trying to get a guy's attention?
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made the mistake of commenting on friend's facebook post about her baby and the shit literally blew up - like a dozen women wasting air talking about baby this, baby that - "MY doctor said this" "well MY doctor said this"..."MY baby was on cereal at 6 mos"
like wtf man, who cares. I'm just looking for sekks n stuff I could care less about a baby that isn't mine.
like wtf man, who cares. I'm just looking for sekks n stuff I could care less about a baby that isn't mine.
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well i know the one is making eye contact...like if you catch them staring at you all the time. And if you catch them looking at your crotch. They'll try to say they're looking at the belt, but trust - they're looking at the crotch.
So if a girl stares you or your crotch down it's good idea to ask if she wants to grab a drink
Let me break it down fer ya....
Let me break it down fer ya....
The pose, the shoes, the come hither stare and the fact that she has gone over her entire body with cocobutter.... she wants YOU!
Let me break it down fer ya....
The pose, the shoes, the come hither stare and the fact that she has gone over her entire body with cocobutter.... she wants YOU!
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im sorry what did you say? I was lost in her eyes
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jonkanoo
everybody got something to hide except me and my monkey.
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ka0tik_kreati0n
the dog shits more than she weighs. how the hell is that possible?
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Cookie monster
FEw more weeks and all the swallows will be gone back to africa...gonna miss those little guys
The End Is Near
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So it turns out wood lice are also carnivores. I was smoking out my window and saw a wood louse eating a fly I killed an hour before. Never imagined that, and I'm an invert enthusiast. It was like a little ghoul.
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xinsanewickedx
go be fat somewhere else
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ka0tik_kreati0n
my 'friend' only calls me when she wants narcotics. like im a god d@m pharmacy!!!
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First I fired up the bong...and now Im firing up the grill...
and they both sit there smoking...one of them waved at me
and they both sit there smoking...one of them waved at me
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i saw Jupiter last night through a telescope for the first time. It was cool. Now I need a better telescope, one that finds shit FOR you. Word man. puff puff pass
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