I THINK I JUST SMOKED A FROG TURD!!!

[headfortrinity]

Just like the title says, Am I going to be alright? It was real harsh and tasted nasty!!

Here's the story:

I sit down in my greenhouse to smoke a bong hit and when I picked up my bong I hit it against a beam and the chunk of hash I had in the bowl fell out. I looked down and saw what I thought was the hash, so I put it in my pipe and smoked it.
I noticed right away that it wasn't bubbling and it burnt up so quick I couldn't stop, I inhaled the horrid smoke. I'm still burping up frog turd

 

[Tennessee]

lung warts .. don't sound good at all brah

 

[Tennessee]

your ancestors used to sleep naked in the mud I think you'll be "aight"

good luck toad breath!

 

[dyno]

 

[Cindiwaa]

I hope you will be allright, you should call poison control if you start to feel badly and ask them, but that was about the funniest thing I heard in awhile...sorry for laughing at your misfortune, I am sure I have smoked a lint ball or two in my life

 

[Rock.Steady]

this definately beats the fake weed-horse turd story

good luck toad breath!

toad breath, or turd breath. you decide.


ok, maybe toad-turd breath. uggg. sorry dude, couldnt resist.

dumb city kids smoke crack n meth, it was one bowl, you'll be fine frog-boy.


moral to the story:
keep thumb over loaded bowl unless smoking it.

 

[headfortrinity]

LOL frog turd breath huh? thanks a lot guys


thanks for the advice cindi. I loaded up some real hash and smoked it, now I feel much better.

I think if I drop something again I'm going to leave it for the lost homies.

 

[Verite]

The smoking part doesnt sound half as bad as the part where you suck the turd out of the frogs butt.

 

[Feyd]

^haha shit.

and +10 for the story, would read again.

 

[cocktail frank]

sometimes its best to keep things to yourself.
this is one of those times

 

[onthedot]

New technique in hopes of getting a frog princess?

 

[L~B]

I haven't laughed that hard in a while that was soo freaking funny you made my year..!!

 

[Big D]

Did it taste like chicken?

Did it taste like chicken?

Their turds look just like HASH!

 

[L~B]

this might be the culprit

 

[weatherboxes]

hahaa just made my day man! you'll be fine hahahahaha.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I've seen frog turds before (last week even) and
they look just like turds, yech! that is so nasty.......

 

[Mrs.Pthway]

That is absolutely roll on the floor funny! I do that all the time (not smoke turds -- drop my stuff on the floor and scoop it back up), so I will definitely beware in the future!!!

Still laughing......

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

What a waste......probably some good ferts in that frog floater......should have put it in ya soil mix and not your bong.....

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

look at the good side of having smoked frog's shit; you may now have frog-like super powers, you could now even be able to telepathically control frogs around the globe to do your bidding

don't unleash the fury of the frogs on us though!

 

[DrGreenThumb@OZ]

HAHAA

you be fine .... you know that sometimes with bush weed that birds/bats shit/piss on your plants and you may not see its there and smoke that..

you only know somethings wrong when its too late and you already have a lung full ...

I knew some idiots at school who would pick their nose and put that at bottom of cone and or use match heads and laugh as their mate would smoke it ..... now thats worse than smoking frog shit ...lol