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Darn economy! (not what you may think)
- Thread starter bkind
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she is soooo broke she cant afford the rest of those shorts.
damn u economy!
damn u economy!
I
Iron_Lion
Cryin' shame, ain't it?
Darn economy. This poor child can't
even afford a pair of decent jeans.
Another Victim of the Economy...
and I don't suppose you noticed that the 'poor little thing' has no shoes!
Luckily, as long as I have a face she has a place to sit
FrankRizzo
Listen to me jerky
^^^^^^You beat me to it
TacoSusio
Member
Actually, shorter skirts are said to be a bullish indicator
Skirt Length Theory
However, as we are not in a typical recession, I believe there is an inverse relationship between skirt length and the economy.
The average bimbo wants a man that can pay the bills and provide a lifestyle she’s been programmed to strive for - one consisting entirely of shopping and elective cosmetic surgeries. With fewer potential paychecks from which to choose, competition ensues and ‘assets’ are placed on display, hence shorter, or in this case, non-existent, skirts.
Oh, and ladies, if you are NOT a bimbo, no need to take offense as I was clearly not referring to you, if you ARE a bimbo, I meant it in a good way.
Skirt Length Theory
However, as we are not in a typical recession, I believe there is an inverse relationship between skirt length and the economy.
The average bimbo wants a man that can pay the bills and provide a lifestyle she’s been programmed to strive for - one consisting entirely of shopping and elective cosmetic surgeries. With fewer potential paychecks from which to choose, competition ensues and ‘assets’ are placed on display, hence shorter, or in this case, non-existent, skirts.
Oh, and ladies, if you are NOT a bimbo, no need to take offense as I was clearly not referring to you, if you ARE a bimbo, I meant it in a good way.
tokinsmokin
Active member
Haha, Hot damn!
bkind
Member
Mrs.Pthway
Member
You know life's rough when you can't even get a good pair of shorts!
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and venture the theory that she's well aware of the economic crisis, and thusly spurred to begin life as a working girl... I've already seen enough evidence for a verdict really. 
