Quote of the day...thread

[Bumble Buddy]

Give a man a toke and he is high for a day, teach a man to grow and he is high for a lifetime.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

you HAVE the right to remain silent, what you LACK is the capacity....
good ol shrek

 

[BENJI]

"I ONCE CRIED BECAUSE I HAD NO SHOES, UNTIL I MET A MAN WHO HAD NO FEET"

 

[mean mr.mustard]

A war isn't truly a war unless the kings are on the battlefield.

 

[K Double O]

"Shit In One Hand & "Want" In The Other.... See Which One Fills Up First"

-My Grandma - with her mean ass......
Love! ya Grandma


Heres another:

"Sell a man fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have ruined a business opportunity"...

-Some shady ass Hustler putting a spin on an old school bible saying.... Makes sense though....

 

[CANNACO-OP]

"It is what it is"

 

[h^2 O]

Dewey Cox: The siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in Ancient Egypt.
Sam: Fuck nobility!
Dave: Fuck Ancient Egypt!
Theo: ...Fuck cats!
Sam: And you never once paid for drugs. Not once.

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Will Work For Pot

 

[h^2 O]

Will Work For Pot

wow man California homeless people have it made. Dude has a brand new bike, sneakers, shades. Hell yeah

 

[Lil 'o Me]

So when your dancing with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny...... Don't think it's funny, cause it'snot!
~My Grampa, he was a silly old man!

 

[Bumble Buddy]

Grammmpaaaa bought a rubber!

-Steve Martin

 

[sackoweed]

I have two for today..

"There is no victory at bargain basement prices."
and

"Ever notice that people never say "It's only a game" when they're winning?"

 

[yortbogey]

“You can only come to the morning through the shadows.” ~ J.R.R. Tolkien quote

 

[Jellyfish]

When it doubt, I whip it out

Ted Nuget

I got me a rock 'n' roll band
It's a Free-For-All!!!

Great album! Meat Loaf's even on it!

cheers

 

[WhiteRabbit]

Inspiring quotes and phrases are like vitamins to the soul

 

[BENJI]

Will Work For Pot

Looks like the guy to the left of him should of worked for food he's all bones...lol

 

[Strainbrain]

Anyone that needs what they want
and doesn't want what they need
I want nothing to do with.

-Gnarls Barkley, Going On

 

[Stoner4Life]

"no matter how tempting, never bathe with electrical appliances"

 

[h^2 O]

"it's the fockin Catalina wine mixer!"

 

[Kizzattack]

"no matter how tempting, never bathe with electrical appliances"

That's some good advice there.