Speedo's banned at Alton Towers.

[PazVerdeRadical]

Do you live near the YMCA?

hahahahahahaha....

seriously, here in venezuela, tons of pools have rules that force men to wear speedos, and each time i have asked why is this so, they tell me speedos are more hygienic... here there is also a rule that you must shower with fresh water very well before going in the pool.

 

[Clarence]

Trying_to_Blend

Um...yes!! DogBoy told me so it must be true. So they are much cheaper than a wetsuit. You saying that all people in the caribbean are poor. That's a terrible assumption to make. Why would you want to take a tank 30 feet down I do not know. The turret would fill with water. Bad for firing! I got some fresh lobsters if ya want them. They nibbling me giblets as we speak.

 

[DogBoy]

um.. no? Who told you that? And those that do, do it because a speedo is MUCH cheaper than a wetsuit and provides MUCH less drag than swimtrunks(and in the area the usual swim trunks are longish boardshorts). When you're going down 30+ feet without a tank and staying there for minutes at a time, you kinda need all the help you can get. Dammit, now i want fresh sweet lobster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, allow me to retort.

1) I told him so it's true. Prove otherwise or join the sheeple.

2) Drag coefficient is far better with a wetsuit than speedos due to the drag factor of human hair and skin. You lie, go straight to hell and dont pass go, dont collect $200.

2) Taking a tank to 30ft is just stupid. How the hell can you drive it, the turret would fill with water and as far as i'm aware they cant swim.

4) Lobsters are what speedo wearers eat to look cool!

I speak therefore it's law!

 

[Trying-to-blend]

Actually, i said speedos have less drag than SWIMTRUNKS. I'm not saying people in the caribbean are poor, but if you're freediving for assorted reef creatures chances are you aren't exactly flush with money, trust me, i know, haven't you heard, i'm a brown man myself! And the man from venezuela can speak for me, as his and my culture are very very VERY similar, and we share almost the same exact three blood lines. Arahuac, African and Spanish. Sorry, went off on a tangent, didn't know PVR was venezuelan.

Hermano, tengo ganas de comer arepas! como esta la situacion mediatica alla? Y pensar... yo apoyaba a Chavez! :-(

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

Trying, me quede loco al verte escribir fluido en español las arepas siempre exquisitas, y la situacion mediatica siempre una real cagada

paz y salud hermano


edit: llantenes fritos? what is that? here we have a plant called llanten, medicinal, it is never fried though

 

[Trying-to-blend]

Ah, come on, paz, yo soy guerrillero activo. vivo en gringolandia por aprender sus leyes y por aprovechar la oportunidad que se me ha dado. Que odie lo que le ha hecho a mi gente su gobierno no significa que sea todo malo, eh? Y si me puedo hacer mis millones con estos pendejos y llevarmelos para mi pais para poder ayudar a mis compatriotas, pues, bienvenido sea, eh? Tendre que ir a venezuela pronto para visitarte! hmm, y pensandolo bien, me podrias ser de ayuda para saber como cultivar bien al campo en nuestro clima. Las veces que he intentado, he fracasado, como aprendi por aca en EU, no encuenrto ni los ciclos correctos ni las plantas correctas para evitar el hongo.

Hmm, i think i should take this to private messages, haha, sorry everyone, i'm stoned off my ass.

oh, and maybe he means llaniqueques, like dominicans call johnny cakes, or what you and me call arepas. I mean, you do deep fry your arepas right?!?!?

Ah, damn, you don't :-(. Now i'm confused as to venezuelan cuisine... I know colombians deep fry basically everything(just like in my own country), but what about you guys? Oh, and i just had a traditional colombian recalentao for breakfast. Damn, i might just go back to sleep, hahaha. Rice and beans, fried eggs, chicharron colombiano, basically like fried slab bacon, and a couple fried potato fritters with queso fresco.

 

[Trying-to-blend]

oops my bad

Plantains Yo quiero algunos plantains fritos

Platanos... Yo quiero mangu dominicano. It's like fufu or mofongo, but it's boiled instead of fried, and has no tocino and much simpler flavourings, it's more of a plantain taste than other mashed plantain dishes. Sweeter, less salty. It is VERY dense, sits in your stomach like a rock for the whole day. a nice heaping plate of mangu and eggs is what MANY dominicans live on for a whole day. i still remember the misssion i went on to the haiti-dominican border and eating at 5 in the morning and still feeling like a glutton at 5 in the afternoon.

 

[Moldy Dreads]

First Speedos now derailed to bananas. GAY GAY GAY
Ustedes son una bola de JOTOS! LMAO

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

Trying, I do not know anywhere else besides venezuela and colombia where people eat arepas? sometimes we make fried arepas, but traditionally they are just grilled slowly until cooked, and the thickness and variety of it depends on the region...

randude, ah I hear that, i prefer mine baked in the oven rather than fried though... good stuff

Moldy, what is a Joto? is that like a mexican insult?

peace

 

[h^2 O]

No, cause they DO have complimentary waxes at the Y, amongst... "other" complimentary services provided by non-staff "volunteers"
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

why I will only use the gym at school. And even then there's perverts
Makes me want to puke. I constantly see rants about some innocent bystander witnessing illegal activities in gyms

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Moldy, what is a Joto? is that like a mexican insult?

Yeah, a gay guy, not an insult if you dig the banana, I won't discriminate..

 

[Moldy Dreads]

NY one know why they call them Budgy Smugglers?

 

[CaptainStoner]

Hah. i dont wear speedos anyway, too well hung.

but that old hag puritan wants us to wax as well? (obscene retort) Yeah like being hairless imbibes dignity... "dignity" about bodies is a fallacy anyway.. she'll be wanting a return to full body bathing suits next.

Oh well, guess it'll mean less people going to alton towers next time the sun comes out. A good thing, really, it's overpriced and crap. Oh and you can queue for four hours for one ride. If you're in england and you want to take your kids somewhere cool, take them to york dungeons unless they're really little.

 

[3dDream]

I think it's so funny that we are still afraid of the human body this day and age. When will we get over it? I swear some people wish we were all ken dolls. Why are some people afraid of a penis?

 

[whiterabbit9]

I can't wear the budgie smugglers because i end up adjusting constantly and it looks like im playing with myself.
I wear navy diving trunks like in moldy's b+w pic, little longer but not much

thats one fucked up jesus cross lol

 

[stewart]

this dude

this dude

First Speedos now derailed to bananas. GAY GAY GAY
Ustedes son una bola de JOTOS! LMAO

I think i have seen this man in my local neighborhood washing his car.

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

Yeah, a gay guy, not an insult if you dig the banana, I won't discriminate..

so why r u calling us a bunch of "jotos" though ?


wtf, i don't get it lol...