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Holy shit, I hate the dentist.

phattybudz

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Fuck you, tooth scraping witch from hell!

Fucking cavities! 5 shots of tequila and I'm still in agony. "Take some aleve or tylenol," he says.

Got dentist horror stories? The thing that I hate the most is the always-perky receptionist who always asks you how you're doing.

How the fuck do you think I'm doing, I've just had my teeth drilled down to a fucking nub!
 

NOKUY

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Fuck you, tooth scraping witch from hell!

Fucking cavities! 5 shots of tequila and I'm still in agony. "Take some aleve or tylenol," he says.

Got dentist horror stories? The thing that I hate the most is the always-perky receptionist who always asks you how you're doing.

How the fuck do you think I'm doing, I've just had my teeth drilled down to a fucking nub!


just got done w/ another dental installment today.


i agree ...fuck 'em...tho.

but i cant diss the hot ass hygenist.

for me it was no drink or eat last night (hard w/ me bein an aquaholic)

and i had to take halcion last night and this morning.

then i got nitrous for a few hrs....

cavaties filled and 2 temp crowns intact...long day...but not much pain...thanks to nitrous
 

clearcutter

Active member
I agree as well. Fuck the dentist. Not going for about 10 years definitely didn't save me any money. It just put me about 5 grand in debt. :joint: :wallbash:
 
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Got dentist horror stories?
didn't get my wisdom teeth taken out until they started causing me problems @ 21-22? Turned out they were all fully grown and growing sideways and and kinds of weird shit. Ended up having all 4 (2 on each side) taken out - guy let me get really high on the gas. And I was already really high! :joint: I was laughing and he said "yup thats why they call it laughing gas." He had to really get into the jawbone to get the teeth out. I could smell by jawbone burning from the drill - most disgusting thing you can smell. Like smelling your brain cooking and eating it like in Hannibal.
I was laid out for a full 6-7 days - face was swollen really bad, couldn't move my mouth. Just took vicodin and smoked and slept.
Anyway I made it, but it was the worst pain I've ever experienced. He wouldn't let me keep my teeth, but they were HUGE.
 

NOKUY

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ill take a few painfull hrs at the dentist instead:

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whiterabbit9

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I dont like going there either

helps if you have a nice dentist, one that cares about perfection and a well done job

other then that,

suck it up boy ! :)
 

phattybudz

Member
Hahahahahaha, " I could smell by jawbone burning from the drill - most disgusting thing you can smell. Like smelling your brain cooking and eating it like in Hannibal. "

shit. Yeah, that's what I wanted, thanks dude.

I have a couple buddies who haven't been to the dentist for YEARS, and really the only reason I'm going is that I have really good dental insurance because of my job.

Fuck though, I've been slamming tequila and I'm still in agony over these deep cavities... no wonder they have the largest suicide rate..!
 

CaptainTrips

Active member
didn't get my wisdom teeth taken out until they started causing me problems @ 21-22? Turned out they were all fully grown and growing sideways and and kinds of weird shit. Ended up having all 4 (2 on each side) taken out - guy let me get really high on the gas. And I was already really high! :joint: I was laughing and he said "yup thats why they call it laughing gas." He had to really get into the jawbone to get the teeth out. I could smell by jawbone burning from the drill - most disgusting thing you can smell. Like smelling your brain cooking and eating it like in Hannibal.
I was laid out for a full 6-7 days - face was swollen really bad, couldn't move my mouth. Just took vicodin and smoked and slept.
Anyway I made it, but it was the worst pain I've ever experienced. He wouldn't let me keep my teeth, but they were HUGE.

I had my wisdom teeth out late too, they were all compacted I think. But a dentist didn't do it, it was I guess an oral surgeon. My dentist wouldn't even do it, im glad because the surgeon knocked me out fortunetly.
 

geopolitical

Vladimir Demikhov Fanboy
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Tylenol?

Time for a new dentist man. That's bullcrap. I used to work with a lab back when CEREC was just getting on the scene. If you're not getting appropriate pain management change docs. Period.

Oh and if you think you have it bad I had 3 sets of wisdoms come in, the last set was just two and they're still floating up in the jaw 3 decades later. . .
 
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Denial N Error

Im useto the dentist by now.

Everytime I go to the dentist I smoke a J before, and borrow a xanax from a friend, then its smooth sailing from there. Im due for some awesome work coming up, removal of wisdom teeth, possible root canal, and im SURE a nice good cavity or two. It's gonna be awesome!

I think the dentist is just one of those things you gotta accept. Aint so bad once you realize they'll be making your teeth better.
 

SouthernGuerila

Gotta Smoke 'Em All!
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Last Dentist I went to I accused him of working for the CIA, doing interrogations. Did two root canals on me. Only thing I had for "pain" was novocaine. He gave me some pills that were supposed to put me in a twilight, no affect on me at all.

Nothing like having a dentist drill inside your bone and hit nerves. FUN! I was given some decent pain meds for later on though, still didn't make up for the pain I felt during the procedure.
 

CaptainTrips

Active member
hmm i had a root canal once, only thing for pain I had was lidacaine... actual pain wasnt too bad, a twinge or two. All the crap in your mouth, sound, smell was worse lol
 

Smiler

Member
When he gets you in the chair grab his balls, keep hold of them and tell him "lets not hurt each other"!
 

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