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chuckyoufarley

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
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Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
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more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
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than planecrashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping
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than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
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was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
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WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
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(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,
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are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
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DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
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So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
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OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE
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IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
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but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
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and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrushbe kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet
to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
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(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last....
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

So......................

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Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on
...and go move your toothbrush






 
whiterabbit9

whiterabbit9

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man I didn't know turtles breathe by their asses, that's crazy

I thought this was a thread whining/ranting about knowitalls, those guys that think they know everything
 
Linenoise

Linenoise

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Mythbusters tried to fold a piece of paper 7 times and succeeded (although technically the paper was tapped together to make it really big, so the debate goes on). They also investigated the whole duck echoing thing but I can't recall what the end result turned out to be.

In my neck of the woods, I am the local knowitall. I seem to always have this sort of useless information ready and people at work always call me over for help on their damned crossword puzzle. I knew a lot of these but some were surprising. Did not know about the coconuts, turtle butts, or that Marlboro was a bigger brand than Coke (I dispute this but am too lazy to actually look it up :p ). I also did not know about the toothbrush thing, which disheartens me as a slight germaphobe. I am going to move my toothbrush posthaste!

To add to the paper thing. If you were somehow about to defy physics and fold a single piece of paper 100 times it would produce a stack of paper 8×10^22 miles high. :yoinks: (well, so says wikipedia, but I think they need to check their math)
Along the same lines, if you put one grain of rice on one square of a chess board and then double the number of rice grains for each square on the board you would end up with ~18,446,744,070,000,000,000 grains of rice. :)

edit: here's some interesting ino on the folding paper thing. This girls sems to have folded it 12 times. http://pomonahistorical.org/12times.htm
 
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TwoOhSix!

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Duck's quacks do echo, you just can't hear it because it blends into the original quack, or someshit like that. Mythbusters did it.
 
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Weedman Herb

whiterabbit9 said:
man I didn't know turtles breathe by their asses, that's crazy

I thought this was a thread whining/ranting about knowitalls, those guys that think they know everything
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I did. Hmmmm ... and I thought it was about the stupid people who call someone a knowitall because they were more educated on a subject than the name caller ... If the shoe fits ... I guess ... BTW Great thread chucky
 
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bagseed77

if you have roomates and ya sometimes piss your roommates off, id say get a new toothbrush, i do know that for a fact
 
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