Is the person next to you on the airplane a jerk?

[Moldy Dreads]

Get them back:

1.Open laptop slowly and turn it on, look around while you do it.
2.Look to the sky and say a prayer in silence.
3.Make sure the laptop is turned slightly towards the jerk and click on this site while you do it :

http://www.myit- media.de/ the_end.html

4.enjoy

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

what happens when it gets to zero?

 

[KarMic]

LMAO

 

[KarMic]

Press F11 for fullscreen...haha

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Make sure the sound is on! LMAO

 

[Moldy Dreads]

what happens when it gets to zero?

This trick never has made it that far, it always works LOL

 

[whiterabbit9]

funny

but damn I would never do it

 

[Kizzattack]

OMG, Don't do it!

You know I was in Salt Lake City airport going through security. This old man and his wife are being told to take more clothes off, belt and shoes.
The old man says, "You think an 80 year old man is a terrorist?" in a smart ass tone. He and his wife were marched off to the special room.

My father told me about once when he was flying to Spain. A bloke waiting in line at security started complaining about having to wait so long. The guard said, "It's for your own safety". The guy replied, "What, is it because I've got drugs hanging out of my pockets and a bomb in my bag?" (in a very sarcastic tone). The security guards grabbed him and took him away somewhere. I guess they have to take all jokes seriously.

So yeah, I wouldn't try this personally. I'd happily watch someone else try it though.

 

[Kit]

So yeah, I wouldn't try this personally. I'd happily watch someone else try it though.

Agreed

 

[immaculate]

Older than the internet.

But hilarious nonetheless.

 

[nepalnt21]

The guard said, "It's for your own safety". The guy replied, "What, is it because I've got drugs hanging out of my pockets and a bomb in my bag?" (in a very sarcastic tone). The security guards grabbed him and took him away somewhere. I guess they have to take all jokes seriously.

im pretty sure they took him to a private room and smacked him upside the head for being such an idiot!

 

[Stoner4Life]

I rarely fly but when I do it's 1st class only,
I prefer sitting with a finer class of asshole.......

 

[Hail]

For some reason I always get sat next to some business guy who dips snuff. Usually they ask if it's cool and I say I don't mind just because I know what it's like to crave nicotine.

 

[hoosierdaddy]

There is always one nasty bastard that shits his pants during the flight. They never have the balls to just let it rip, and try to hide it like a woman. Stinkin bastards.

 

[j6p]

Get them back:

1.Open laptop slowly and turn it on, look around while you do it.
2.Look to the sky and say a prayer in silence.
3.Make sure the laptop is turned slightly towards the jerk and click on this site while you do it :

http://www.myit- media.de/ the_end.html

4.enjoy

That could easily set off a widespread panic on board, esp. if the jerk freaked out and quickly jumped out of his seat, yelling ... some other passengers could easily spot that countdown screen, and start screaming about a bomb. All this at say 35,000 feet.

I wouldn't want to be on that plane when it landed, if I were the person who had flashed that screen ...

 

[LolaGal]

Last time I flew to Vegas, the jerk across the aisle picked his nose and flipped boogers through the air the whole trip...

Any suggestions on booger flippers?

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

Lola, and you did not say anything at him? I would have scolded that dude like his dad never did...

paz

 

[LolaGal]

I said "flip one more booger at me and I am gonna get up and whup your ass mister."

Grown man picking his nose and flipping the boogers through the air... GROSS!

He could of wiped em on the seat at least.

 

[luaith]

i was painting a bedroom not to long ago...not mine btw.
some teenager..so i move the bed away from the wall,and sure enough behind the headboard...booger wall!
it was freakin gross man..how can somebody do that right were they sleep.get a box of tissues for christ sakes.

anyways i painted right over the boog wall..they'll be preserved for years...maybe for some late night snacking.

 

[LolaGal]

ooohhh gross luaith.... painted boogers..... I bet it is where that dude I was talking about must of lived.... haha

I think that is so funny.