El Presidente's Super Power

[Moldy Dreads]

...no I don't....was sick and tired of getting my pants all dirty from squirming along on my back thru the shrubbery......

The pushup part was sick, then you hop on your back and do the backwards snake squirm in the grass, lmao, man you must have gotten the gnarliest grass allergies ever..I like it tho, and I bet you made $$. which is the important part

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

The pushup part was sick, then you hop on your back and do the backwards snake squirm in the grass, lmao, man you must have gotten the gnarliest grass allergies ever..I like it tho, and I bet you made $$. which is the important part

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yeah I thought that the pay was good back then,...like $100 a day for doing that silly stuff....lol
...and I have never had an alergy to any variety of grass.......

 

[Clarence]

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yeah I thought that the pay was good back then,...like $100 a day for doing that silly stuff....lol
...and I have never had an alergy to any variety of grass.......

But do you still get dem stainz!!!! LOL. I cant help myself. Everytime I think of monkeys I just let go. Argghgghgh!!!!

 

[Mr. Freeman]

Wo man, lol! Some old school vids there.

So what happened, did you smoke weed while making the movie or did you start this after?

 

[DogBoy]

Gypsy trained on a small island off Okinawa with Hatori Hanzo, the infamous swordsmith.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattori_Hanzō

Rumour has it he practised his swordsmanship on the bodies of fallen privett hedges. I understand the WWF and UNESCO still have a Fatwa on him after all these years.....

 

[Mr. Freeman]

oooooookey

 

[Moldy Dreads]

The coments on the movie are so funny!

Tommy first encounters these stealth assassins in a park whilst having an intensive workout. They subsequently beat the living crap out of him! Luckily however, his mate the cop turns up at a fortuitous and opportune moment and frightens the ninja assailants off with a gun. He then offers Tommy some sagacious advice to combat these 'Bloody wizards' as Tommy refers to them.......he recommends that Tommy should go and find a Ninja master to teach him the arts of ninjitsu. (Do they advertise in the Yellow Pages these days then?)

Tommy takes his friends advice and finds an old Japanese Master who initially refuses to teach Tommy the ancient arts but does agree to give him a book on the subject. And what a good read it must have been for within about a day or so Tommy is a fully fledged ass kicking ninja! Whoa! I'm going onto Amazon to see if they stock a copy of this particular publication!

Things come to a climax at what appears to be a dockyards storage facility with Tommy squaring off against the head evil Ninja (who is in possession of the film) and his cronies. After taking care of the lackeys Tommy undergoes a final miraculous transformation into a red ninja! A final sword fight then ensues between Tommy and his nemesis with a predictable outcome. With the evil ninja vanquished Tommy relieves him of the film and pulls a mightily smug look before departing to the airport, his mission now accomplished.

What can I say? - This is absolutely unintelligible and bewildering stuff from beginning to end and is all the more fun for it! Truly a demented classic! (Just make sure to have a psychiatrist on standby after you've watched it!)

 

[Spicoli]

LMAO nice one gypsy...that was great bro...hey if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at

 

[steppinRazor]

...no I don't....was sick and tired of getting my pants all dirty from squirming along on my back thru the shrubbery......and then splitting them whist trying to do helicopter kicks.....

roflmmfao!!! ahhh shit that made my day..

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Bloody Ninjers!

 

[randude101]

That is pretty neat Gypsy. I had no idea you did any acting, much less the star.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I'd like to see the vid clip of Gypsy & Jean Claude van Damme fighting if possible, and Gypsy I'll bet you know a bro of mine from the old days (my old days anyway), Chuck Zito.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I'd like to see the vid clip of Gypsy & Jean Claude van Damme fighting if possible, and Gypsy I'll bet you know a bro of mine from the old days (my old days anyway), Chuck Zito.

...I never got to fight Van Damme in 'Bloodsport'......Bolo(Chung Lee) kicked my ass in that movie.....and I have never met Chuck Zito but I have met and respect Benny the Jet......here is one of his great fight scenes against Jackie Chan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkk4jpEedQ



.....and I don't know whether to be proud or embarrased that I have been in what are officially known as some really BAD movies, lol!

If you wish to watch (or can stand to watch) all of 'Bionic Ninja' then here is a link:

http://troyolson.blogspot.com/search/label/bionic ninja

 

[Clarence]

If y'all would like to see El Presidente receiving a dashing whoopass from the Bolomeister then check out the link. 5.12 mins into it. I particularly like the slow mo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi5Px4dcAPw&feature=related

 

[buckeye-leaf]

i knew we shouldnt have smoked that big joint and ran after the monkeys damn butt dirt always gets ya

 

[DogBoy]

Thank god Nirvana and Norris never got to meet. That would cause a ripple in the time space continuum that may lead to an E.L.E!!!!

 

[randude101]

This is so unbelievably funny.

At least your leaving your mark Gypsy. Many of us don't.

 

[whiskeytango420]

Jeeee-bus! I for one would be honored to get whopped by Bolo...Thats the biggest asian dude i have EVER seen....AND....I lived in Japan for 4 years!!!!.....lol(minus Sumo of course)

Big ups gypsy!!!!! better than most of our old jobs...You are an in shape mofo!!! I too would thinky a could take chuck norris....


So does this means we start a gypsy Chuck joke thread?
Gypsy Nirvana is so bad ass....he doesnt cut his grass, he dares it to grow...heh
good vibes

good vibes

 

[BudGood]

If y'all would like to see El Presidente receiving a dashing whoopass from the Bolomeister then check out the link. 5.12 mins into it. I particularly like the slow mo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi5Px4dcAPw&feature=related

Damn Gypsy, you're pretty stacked in Bloodsport! Still work out?

 

[BudGood]

...I never got to fight Van Damme in 'Bloodsport'......Bolo(Chung Lee) kicked my ass in that movie.....and I have never met Chuck Zito but I have met and respect Benny the Jet......here is one of his great fight scenes against Jackie Chan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkk4jpEedQ

Damn, thats cool. Benny the Jet was one of the people I looked up to as a young martial artist, many moons ago. The man was fast as hell, and buttery smooth in his execution.