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Whats a good job for a stoner?
- Thread starter Smokeythbear
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Any job you get will most likely require a piss test so imo there are none that will allow you to be stoned or get stoned on the job. ALL RETAIL will piss test you. You can start your own business or like mentioned a co-op sale meds to them. I have been working in High Tech with small or start up's and they did not piss test ya. Right now the Government is paying me to be medicated all day lol
Don Peecontae
New member
Landscaping should fit the bill.
...or golf course maintenance...or pool boy
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Classyathome
Any job interviewer that tells me I'm gonna hafta give a piss sample will get that sample, immediately, and on their desk.
I choose NOT to live in that world...
roadie for any decent touring R&R or R&B band.......
I agree with ya!!
unfortunately here everyone will test ya. Most job offers are contingent upon passing drug screening. I worked for Intel for 15 years and never was tested those times are gone.
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randude101
I am sure this sounds cliche', but we are all salesman.
I have a dynamite personality and I can always make someone laugh. I can stand tall with any man on the planet, none are any better. And if you want to fight with me? Well, be prepared to have your nose broken before you get to raise your fist.
Weed is part of who I am. I do not tell my people I do it, but it gives me the strength and will to be different than the rest of the crowd. I do see depressing drones that are helpless fucks that can never get a head.
Me, I make bank, and if you knew my whole story your mouth would drop. Let me just tell you that I have skeletons in my closet that would blow your mind, and I still get great fantastic jobs that are easy, fun and don't require a piss test.
You can get high in the morning, as long as you don't get retarded.
Do tell jokes, but nothing too stonerish.
People will want you around for your personality and how much joy you bring to their worthless lives.
I have a dynamite personality and I can always make someone laugh. I can stand tall with any man on the planet, none are any better. And if you want to fight with me? Well, be prepared to have your nose broken before you get to raise your fist.
Weed is part of who I am. I do not tell my people I do it, but it gives me the strength and will to be different than the rest of the crowd. I do see depressing drones that are helpless fucks that can never get a head.
Me, I make bank, and if you knew my whole story your mouth would drop. Let me just tell you that I have skeletons in my closet that would blow your mind, and I still get great fantastic jobs that are easy, fun and don't require a piss test.
You can get high in the morning, as long as you don't get retarded.
Do tell jokes, but nothing too stonerish.
People will want you around for your personality and how much joy you bring to their worthless lives.
I'm going to second landscaping, currently working Monday-Sat 7am-630pm just until classes start back up and I get my student loans. Shit is awesome though, nobody giving you shit and it's easy to duck into a backyard, pretend like you're pissing and hit the dugout. Did that in the back of a Florida State Trooper's house unknowingly so be aware of your surroundings. Just smoke some bowls get in the zone and crank those lawns out, I'm even thinking about purchasing my own lawn service once I graduate; its pretty steady work being in South Florida grass grows fast as hell.
Let me see....the jobs I have done....stoned.
Blockbuster....enough said.
Cook...many places...small private owned and large chains.
Server....but I did forget orders...that can be hard.
Landscaping....THE BEST. Spread mulch....walk back to trailer to load a wheel barrel...get high. Spread mulch...get high....blow it into the wind....(not to mention all the potential customers if you are "hustling")
Excavating/Construction...used to lay pipe in the ground. We would install a manhole 25+ ft deep...then go smoke out the new structure....
Janitor - yeah, I work too hard. Nothing like a smoke break on a roof top or outside while taking out trash...
Executive Assistant....hahahaha....people LOVED stopping by my desk and chatting. I always had such interesting perspective...hehehe
"Hustler" - ehhh, this one not so good. I think I consumed more of my own product than anyone....ahahaha....breaking even doesn't pay the bills.
Oh, these are just a few jobs on the list...I have done MANY MANY more things in my life, but to highlight some of the better jobs for "stoners"...
Now, I still wear a shirt and tie every day...and sometimes I go to work high, most of the time, not. I would NEVER dream of blazing WHILE working now...I suppose I am just more careful now. Not really because people would know or because I would get caught...just because it is a part of my life that I keep private now. Sometimes, when the money is right and the position/responsibilities are just for the pay....you keep it secure, and find ways to enjoy the finer things when appropriate...
dank.Frank
Blockbuster....enough said.
Cook...many places...small private owned and large chains.
Server....but I did forget orders...that can be hard.
Landscaping....THE BEST. Spread mulch....walk back to trailer to load a wheel barrel...get high. Spread mulch...get high....blow it into the wind....(not to mention all the potential customers if you are "hustling")
Excavating/Construction...used to lay pipe in the ground. We would install a manhole 25+ ft deep...then go smoke out the new structure....
Janitor - yeah, I work too hard. Nothing like a smoke break on a roof top or outside while taking out trash...
Executive Assistant....hahahaha....people LOVED stopping by my desk and chatting. I always had such interesting perspective...hehehe
"Hustler" - ehhh, this one not so good. I think I consumed more of my own product than anyone....ahahaha....breaking even doesn't pay the bills.
Oh, these are just a few jobs on the list...I have done MANY MANY more things in my life, but to highlight some of the better jobs for "stoners"...
Now, I still wear a shirt and tie every day...and sometimes I go to work high, most of the time, not. I would NEVER dream of blazing WHILE working now...I suppose I am just more careful now. Not really because people would know or because I would get caught...just because it is a part of my life that I keep private now. Sometimes, when the money is right and the position/responsibilities are just for the pay....you keep it secure, and find ways to enjoy the finer things when appropriate...
dank.Frank
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Classyathome
I'm thinkin' most of ya are Americans - most Canadians in regular jobs have never had to piss to work.
When I worked fueling planes, I was tested a few times - for alcohol. I was high there every day (pretty much). I don't drink - well, hardly, so it was no big deal. If they tested me for thc, they never said anything.
If a company wants my urine - they'll get it, as I stated earlier. If my job is conditional on it, test the CEO and all the high paid staff at the same time.
I'll bet I'm not the only one that would "fail".
I think leo should be randomly tested too - but their union won't allow it. Too invasive (what a joke)...
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XAndrewX
I'd go with Telemarketing
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randude101
Is this a fact?
Working at Fox Farms Fertilizer as a graphic designer looks pretty promising. They must hire quite a few vs. actual scientists.
YMMV
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YMMV
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Classyathome
Here in the part of Canada I live - yup..
The leo has to volunteer, or they have no obligation. And, of course, they don't volunteer.
A bunch of leo on the drug squad in Toronto were using, stealing and dealing.
Nobody, no how, was offering their piss for test - so nobody could prosecuted for the using part. Even the stealing and dealing part eventually got dropped, and most of them spent couple of years on paid leave before they were either reinstated or they left on their own.
leo don't prosecute leo here, just us...
WaTerR
Member
i agree best job ever hahah
breeders in here need to come up with an obama strain . . like obama-rama
