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randude101

I work for a manufacturing firm. Recently we had a new fence built around our parking lot. I went out to talk to the installers and I caught them at lunch and I seen a lit joint laying on the tailgate of their truck. I am sure they caught me stare at it briefly.

To see me here, I am the biggest square you know. And in manufacturing, I would not want people too high at work. You really can hurt someone else with a crane or an explosion if you are not alert. Straight people can kill someone else and have.
 

sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
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a door greeter at mullet mart.. aka wal mart.. Get stoended and say hello and have a good day.. peace..

sack
 

melvin2

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Yeah.. Stoner's Porn, this niche has not been covered.. :laughing: :laughing:

What? you haven't seen beaverbong.com?
The only pornsite I have ever paid for a membership.

Let me explain the concept....
A glass tube, a bong but with no bottom, was inserted in a woman, water poured down inside so part of the woman's anatomy holds the bong water. usually 2 hoses coming off the bong, one for the girl to hit it too :) without a hose, she wouldn't be able to reach.

A bunch of guys, and girls sometimes, all take turns smoking what looks to be good canadian herb (it was years ago, I assumed they were canuck might be wrong tho) and then the action ensues.
 
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CheifnBud2

150k a year and they require me to be a stoner?

Can i be your apprentice?
 
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h^2 O

i think the personality has more to do with the job than being a stoner. Some stoners might like working as stock brokers, some might like working as janitors. Some might not like working at all.
My goal is to work for @ 10 years after college and get enough $ together to invest and retire. I don't want to be 40 and waking up at 7am for the 9-5. At 40 I want to have a nice house in the burbs, kids in school, a summer home, a boat, cool toys....
The question everyone should be asking is how to get the money to not work, rather than what crappy job you want to work the rest of your life.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Do whatever you have to do to make enough money to retire by 40, or die trying.
 
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Deaner

What makes a stoner different than anyone else? You can work ANYWHERE! Just restrain yourself for a month to get clean.
 

TwoOhSix!

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What? you haven't seen beaverbong.com?
The only pornsite I have ever paid for a membership.

Let me explain the concept....
A glass tube, a bong but with no bottom, was inserted in a woman, water poured down inside so part of the woman's anatomy holds the bong water. usually 2 hoses coming off the bong, one for the girl to hit it too :) without a hose, she wouldn't be able to reach.

A bunch of guys, and girls sometimes, all take turns smoking what looks to be good canadian herb (it was years ago, I assumed they were canuck might be wrong tho) and then the action ensues.


Bongwater pussy?
 

THC123

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pizza delivery

i don't know bout that one , seems risky. Unless you stay sober:D i think ,

I mean in my case it woud not be a good idea , stoned and hungry and having to handle food without eating it:laughing::laughing::laughing:
 
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Iron_Lion

welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, may i take your order?
 

THC123

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Yes 4 big ass double hamburgers , LARGE portion of fries , some mayonaise to put on my fries(YES ON MY FRIES) a banana ice cream milkshake and a diet coke(gotta watch those love handles lol):laughing::laughing:
 
dude i was a cleaner and cleaned after evryone left. and there were a whole shit of unused offices. so we could smoke there on breaks. i jinda miss that job exept that i was only making about 6 bucks an hour lol
 

junior_grower

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I own a small construction company, the rule is simple if you act stoned your gone. You work I don't car what goes on, hell I have 2 guys right that free base. Botom line is you produce at any job and nobody will say a word to you.
 

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