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  • Yes - Only purchasing goods

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • Yes - Sexual Encounters/Hotty

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • No - Crappy goods

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • No - Crappy Sex/Scam

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • Total voters
    15
CoonLover

CoonLover

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Taxidermied hamsters for sale

Taxidermied hamsters for sale

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/rcs/1127138244.html

Date: 2009-04-17, 3:10PM EDT


I have a family of taxidemied hamsters for sale. They are perfect for the kid who wants a hamster but you know damn well won't take care of them. Just buy a cage, pose them in it and tell the kids to enjoy. If the kids ask why they aren't moving just explain to them that happy hamsters keep still. These hamsters were originally bought with love and taken care of very well. Then, as is usually the case with my little ba**** kid, he lost interest and kept forgetting to feed them. One by one they dropped off. I couldn't bear to flush these cute things down the toilet so I bought a taxidermy kit and stuffed them. The best part about these guys is that they won't soil the cage or cost anything in food! They'll just give hours of pleasure like live hamsters. Call or e-mail me with an offer so that you can begin your new life as a hamster owner! [number deleted]

Thanks,
Joe "Buzzy"
 
CoonLover

CoonLover

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two peas in a pod

two peas in a pod

ArcticBlast said:
CoonHunter lol noodles wtf

ArcticBlast
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1111954942.html

Sit in a hot tub full of marinara sauce with me - m4w

Date: 2009-04-07, 6:49PM EDT


I have a huge hot tub, i'm going to fill it with homemade marinara sauce. Let's get naked and sit in it. I'll be wearing a Rolex and Ray-Bans. I'll put some Barbara Streisand or some Wu-Tang Clan on the stereo. Nothing too sexual, just nudity and marinara sauce.



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PostingID: 1111954942
 
ArcticBlast

ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
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dude, because of the OP and many, MANY of the threads after him..

i'm seriously never using craigslist again, ever haha

you realize the first post was about how some psychotic person killed some other woman because of baby clothes, then it transformed into getting ass (or not, in some/most cases), and then it turned into completely obscure nonsense...

crazy crazy thread haha
ArcticBlast
 
NOKUY

NOKUY

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while looking for a different one i found this..lol

Alaska men

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Date: 2006-10-04, 5:25PM AKDT



Well to start with, we are all 6'5" tall, buff from our daily work outs when not on the drilling rig rough-necking for oil or killing bears with our bare hands.

We all get the PFD which was slightly under $64000 dollars this year, most of us will use it to purchase a new 4x4 fully decked out four door turbo truck, we do this yearly to save wear and tear on the classic 68 Shelby Mustang GT500 we keep polished to a high sheen in the garage, its close to factory specs, and our Fathers purchased it new passing it onto us after being lost at sea on either a whaling, crabbing or Coast Guard rescue voyage. If it was the CG, the rescued survived.

We sit in coffee shops, thoughtfully considering the issues of the day and discussing it with other highly educated men that came up from the lower 48 for a better way of life not afford by big city living. That’s when we are not engaging in other manly activities; waiting for our intellectual equals to arrive from the lower 48 after either a broken marriage to an actor, or just out wondering the world while writing yet another Pulitzer Prize winning novel. Its just luck those women always are perfectly formed, beautiful and willing lovers not seeking anything but the experience. When one does get too close, they run off with out leaving a forwarding address, leaving yet another topic to ponder with our manly friends over a steaming cup of coffee served in a blue porcelain camp mug, in front of a roaring fire.

We all cook with the talent of a New York trained chef, in our million dollar, hand-build cabins fully outfitted with the latest accoutrements from Viking. We heat those homes with wood we chopped ourselves in the massive rock fireplace wedged between the 18' high plate glass windows that frame Denali perfectly. The meat is fresh as are the smoked salmon both of which we hunted down with bow and arrow or simple fly rod, none of that sitting in a tree stand waiting on corn-fed deer to come by.

Usually our friends come up to visit us in the summer and we oblige them by taking them salmon fishing in the most pristine areas imaginable with a 50' custom boat, but hey when your friend is an astronaut, ex-pro football player, or noted political being, nothing is too much for them right? After all they saved our life once in the war, before we saved theirs. His sister is in love with us but just can't make that commitment because saving the rainforest is to important right now, and is conflicted on the right moral choice to make, so we sit and pine for her.

To pass the time during the long winter nights, which are always back lit by the Aurora Borealis we carve intricate items to give away at Christmas to the little orphan native kid down the street, you know the street wise one always getting into trouble, so being the good mentor we are we watch his back and take care of his family after all the village elder has made us an honorary member of the tribe so we don’t want this wise man to look down on us.

Our dogs are our constant companions, and even though they have heavy fur coats they never shed or leave our side to run after all the moose that walk through the streets daily, along side the raccoons’, friendly bears and wise eagles that are tame because of our bringing them back to full health after many months of hand feeding and nursing the wound they got from some ill-witted hunter thinking it would attack him while flying around 500' in the air.

Well I hope that helped you out a bit to see what a real Alaskan man is all about, I would continue on but I need to load up the snow machines in the back of my cheery red Beaver float plane to help out our researcher buddies up in the Bush, then off to the gold mine.

That and we drink lots of beer and smoke lots of pot.
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ArcticBlast

ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
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haha yukon, i read all that like "hmm, interesting...go on?" and then bust out laughing at the end haha

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Moldy Dreads

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Randude - Is this you looking for Tranny weed again?

Any nice transsexual women around? - m4t - 34 (sd)
Reply to: pers-vksbj-1221311660@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-14, 12:59PM PDT


Hi - I have been very much turned on by men who are becoming women...developing breasts, smooth skin, facial changes, etc. Are there are girls going through this process now, and would like a non judgmental guy friend? I won't force myself on you, but we could be more than friends if you want. I guess I just want to be with a new girl right now..with no normal girl baggage. Willing to establish a platonic relationship.

I'm 34 good looking professional guy, single, 6'2 195 pounds.

Hope to hear from you!


* Location: sd
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R

randude101

Moldy, lol... My ad required explicitly that you were 420 friendly.
 
Moldy Dreads

Moldy Dreads

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I guess I didn't look that well l;ast time, less than 30 seconds in farm and garden section:


Medical Marijuana Seeds - $45 -

Reply to: sale-nuyw5-1226209425@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-17, 10:37AM PDT


Undergound Seeds $45. per pack of 12
Non-femenized F1'S
Must have valid medical marijuana card to purchase, we verify all customers

Sour Wreck
Resevoir seeds chem haze sour diesel and greenhouse trainwreck seeds

ChemKush
resevoir seeds chem haze sour diesel and og kush

Chembolt
resevoir seeds chem haze sour diesel and sagamatha seeds yumbolt

Sour Cheese
resevoir seeds chem haze sour diesel and big buddha seeds cheese
 
Yes4Prop215

Yes4Prop215

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i bought a mercedes e420 sedan super clean with only 100k miles for four grand yesterday, went to this super rich guys house and cashed him out.

get this retail value was 11 grand,

it wont sell for that much because its a benz, but im taking any offers between 6-7 right now.

trying to pay this rent!! he only had the add on craigslist for ten minutes before we called.
 
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