Confucius say..........

[swampy_nz]

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

next.

 

[swampy_nz]

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

 

[ocean99]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

lulz

 

[ureapwhatusow]

he who fart in church sit in own pew

 

[Spicoli]

Man with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers....lol

 

[swampy_nz]

Bad is never good until worse happens.

 

[moiorising]

he who stands on toilet is high on pot

 

[swampy_nz]

Man who bring wife flowers for no reason,usually has reason.

 

[CoonLover]

Confucious he say:

Confucious he say:

Man who buys drowned cat, pays for wet pussy..

 

[CoonLover]

Confucious he say:

Confucious he say:

Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls no walk.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

sex like chinese dinner, its not done till both get cookies

 

[CoonLover]

Confucious he say:

Confucious he say:

There shall be no such thing as rape, because woman with dress up runs faster than man with pants down.

 

[CoonLover]

Confucious he say:

Confucious he say:

Woman who cooks cabbage and peas in pot, not hygienic.

 

[tRuKemist]

say whaaattt

say whaaattt

Foolish man give wife his grand piano, wise man give wife his organ

 

[swampy_nz]

Man who make love to cash register,come into money.

 

[moiorising]

easier for a camel to enter through a needle eye then it is for a rich man to enter into Zion..........well not confucious but close

 

[basscadet]

Confucius says...

Confucius says...

Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius says...

Good for man to meet girl in park, better for man to park meat in girl.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Here is a dozen.

Here is a dozen.

If you fight the dragon, you become the dragon.
Wife who put husband in dog-house, soon find him in cat-house.
It takes many nails to build a corn crib, but only one screw to fill it.
A man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
A man who lives in a glass house, should change clothes in the basement.
A man who fishes in another man's crab pot, is more likely to catch crabs.
A man who farts gets more room on the pew.
A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
A man who fights with wife gets no peace at night.
Clothes hanging in closet shrink.
If you love something, set it free.
Man who scratch ass should not bite nails.

 

[flubnutz]

man who fcuk woman on ground gain piece on earth

 

[Sleepy]

hehehe

hehehe

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Elevator smell different to midget.