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Quality
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Aww :yoinks: man!!! Im going in for a vasectomy in the morning, 10 am.

Im 30 now and I have chosen to not have anymore kids, just the 1 is fine. The wife is cool with it, but even if she wasnt I'd do it anyway.

Ill up date if the thread gets any replies.

Excited and nervous. But I have about a quarter of Blue Apollo that should help me get over this.

Who else has gone this route. Any words of advice...


Q= Quality
 
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DogBoy

A friend had this done and had 3 recommendations.

1) Have a w*nk before you go, nothing worse than being frustrated and incapacitated.
2) Put a haemerroid ring in the freezer, it helps greatlywith swelling and sitting.
3) Women doctors are heavy handed, always go for a male doctor.

Hope it helps.
 

love?

Member
The best thing to do is to get a vasectomy and not tell your wife. Then it will be a fun family moment if she gets pregnant in the future.
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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You'll be riding the tractor, cutting grass, by week's end......seriously.


Take Dog Boy's recomendations and I would add -----> Plenty of pain meds.

GL man :joint:
 

Kizzattack

Member
You've got... balls for doing this. I could never offer myself up to have an operation, especially one like that.

Good luck. Let us know how it went.
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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You've got... balls for doing this. I could never offer myself up to have an operation, especially one like that.

Good luck. Let us know how it went.


Once you get past the burning skin/hair smell, it's all downhill......:laughing:

Shootin' Blanks <-----Is where it's at :moon:

What up Kizz :joint:
 
25+ plus years of being an "it" for me. It wasn't bad. The swelling wasn't fun but a few days of bed rest was all that was needed. As someone said, the pain meds were fun. My stupid father in law wouldn't change his visit date so I took a couple of extra pain pills and never knew he visited. lol
My brother is/was the stupid one. He tried to have a reversal. Dumb ass.
 
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Classyathome

I used bag of frozen corn - split in 2, one freezing while one is numbing.

Black and blue for a month...
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
Veteran
I laid around my house with nothing but a jock-strap holding a HUGE bag of ice on my nutz for about a week.

And pie-eyed from the percs....feels better to get semi-naked when looped for some reason. :joint:
 
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ka0tik_kreati0n

lol my guy would never do that. but Im on the patch so....
good luck anyways~!
 

KarMic

Member
I thought about getting this done, but shyed away after someone told me i would get fat and lose my sex drive. Any truth to that?

I've used the "where do you want it?" method successfully for years, btw.
 

shack

Active member
Hey OQ, I had it done 6 years ago,its the best thing I ever did.
I'm scared to death of doctors and needles but I'm even more scared of having more kids.(I already have one)
I walked in the hospital,they took me right in and got me prepped.Did the procedure and I walked right back out and drove home.It was no big deal.
As a matter of fact,I'd sooner have that done again than get a cavity filled.
I was out riding my bike and putting plants in the ground within 3 days of having it done.
They gave me some pain pills, but I never took any of them,didn't need them.
Hope your procedure goes as smooth as mine did.
Karmic-I haven't gained a pound in them 6 years, and never lost the sex drive,and feels just as good as it always did.
You still have an orgasim,its just there is no sperm in it.
 
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Classyathome

I'll tell you what the doctor told my brotherinlaw, when he went in for his V after they had their 4th daughter;

"Remember to use contraception for a couple a months until the plumbing clears, and there are no swimmers left"
:yeahthats
Because if he had listened, they wouldn't have had their 5th daughter...
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
I said they shoulda named her "Houdini"...

Absolutely true - I swear on my growbox...
 

shack

Active member
Thats true,Classy, The Doctor told me 20 ejaculations,then you should be clear.Your suppose to go back and run off a batch and have it checked for swimmers.
 

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