Craiglist Dangers

[afroman25]

Craigslist is Crazy I've had a few casual encounters form there. I met a guy on there...young guy maybe 26-27 my age he wanted me to fuck his 19yr old GF while he watched he sent me some pics the chick was nice big tits,slim, and she was pierced. So i agreed heres the catch he didnt tell her he was setting this up and wanted to surprise her. so I thought fuck it what have i got to lose. so i go to this guys apt he lets me in his chick is there and he tells her im there to give her a massage he tells her to get ready she gets naked and lays on the bed. i give her maybe a 2-3 minute massage before my hands and mouth are all over her. Her bf is sitting there barking out commands like a porn director telling me what to do..honestly i wanted to tell him to stfu he was messing up my concentration. so we finish and they smoke me up then i left. To this day that has to be one of the weirdest sexual experiences i've had. I guess some dudes like to see they're wives/girlfriends with other guys. I wouldn't be able to look at my girl after seeing her with some other guy

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Originally Posted by Paranoid Blunts
I actually did XXX work off of craigslist. your standard jerk and work job. not proud but damn the recession is tough.

Dayum, tell us more..was it dudes or women? How much?

Craigslist is Crazy I've had a few casual encounters form there. I met a guy on there...young guy maybe 26-27 my age he wanted me to fuck his 19yr old GF while he watched he sent me some pics the chick was nice big tits,slim, and she was pierced. So i agreed heres the catch he didnt tell her he was setting this up and wanted to surprise her. so I thought fuck it what have i got to lose. so i go to this guys apt he lets me in his chick is there and he tells her im there to give her a massage he tells her to get ready she gets naked and lays on the bed. i give her maybe a 2-3 minute massage before my hands and mouth are all over her. Her bf is sitting there barking out commands like a porn director telling me what to do..honestly i wanted to tell him to stfu he was messing up my concentration. so we finish and they smoke me up then i left. To this day that has to be one of the weirdest sexual experiences i've had. I guess some dudes like to see they're wives/girlfriends with other guys. I wouldn't be able to look at my girl after seeing her with some other guy

Thats a fucked up story. What was the convo. like afterwards?

"Was it good for you guys?" LOL!

 

[whiterabbit9]

haha you just admitted to whoring yourself out on craigslist?

I don't think we should be judging him

I think it's cool he told us about it

 

[h^2 O]

yikes

if I had a few drinks I would obliterate all three of them, back to back. Chug some protein shake and the rest is history.

 

[TacoSusio]

I met my current wife on craigslist

I met your current wife on craigslist also!

 

[Pseudo]

i met her too!!!

 

[WillyPhister]

i met her too!!!

So did I.

 

[cellardweller]

yeah me too..

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

quit making fun of my girlfriend

 

[afroman25]

Dayum, tell us more..was it dudes or women? How much?





Thats a fucked up story. What was the convo. like afterwards?

"Was it good for you guys?" LOL!

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it was uncomfortable man. After I was done i got dressed dude asked me if I smoke I was like yea. He pulled out a steam roller I hit it a few time. Then I left it was kinda uncomfortable. I left there Thinking Wtf did I just do

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

 

[ArcticBlast]

this is definitely the most brilliant thread i've read in a long long time, seriously cracking up, no joke! i'm lol'ing all over the place haha

Afroman you're my fucking hero
h20, you're a funny dude, "i'd obliterate those bitches" LOL i'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot man, seriously haha

ArcticBlast

 

[h^2 O]

yeah arctic this thread is too funny, these stories...just the random crazy stuff that happens to us. Yeah we'd be living it up if we were neighbors man
:friends:
Nobody posted about dating from Craigslist...I have a few of those as well. Oh! Ok get this one - it's not a dating one though. I post a m4w ad saying im shy, etc. and out of the girls that reply I talk to this one - then phone for a few days. The next day I'm drunk so I call her and arrange to go over. It's on the other side of the city. Again. I'm taking buses and trains, Get to the right stop, then she tells me it's up a few blocks. So at this point I'm just walking (stumbling) over like vegatable boxes and between the orange glow of alley lights, towards this woman's house (who I've never met) to have sex. I finally get there, we talk for a few, she invites me in, i have a beer. Then it gets hot....but I had gotten so drunk it wasn't happening. All that for nothing. And she had puffy nipples.

 

[iGro4Me]

yeah i did that, my only worry was are cops gonna run in this hotel room.

i also met my ex-wife on craigslist....not sure which one i regretted the most.

She must be one helluva a bitch if yankin another guy's crank comes in at a close second.

 

[Mr. Burgundy]

I don't use Facebook, but I use CL....

BBW's roll like the BAMA 'tide on our CL...but you can still find a honey or two to play and smoke out with me and the mrs....

 

[THC•20]

What the fuck...holy shit, I'm seriously scared of people now. I think I'm going to keep my face, completely off of the fucking internet...now about the initial post, some one please explain to me what sense does it make to..pick a victim over craigslist? (wtf is a craigslist?!) This woman actually preyed on some one to trade baby clothes with a secret agenda of murdering them! the fuck is wrong with people! I think I need to buy me a handgun off of craigslist.

 

[Moldy Dreads]

She must be one helluva a bitch if yankin another guy's crank comes in at a close second.

Reminds me of that guy in Boyz n the Hood.."I'll suck yo' dick fo' a rock man!"

 

[copperheadroad]

yeah arctic this thread is too funny, these stories...just the random crazy stuff that happens to us. Yeah we'd be living it up if we were neighbors man
:friends:
Nobody posted about dating from Craigslist...I have a few of those as well. Oh! Ok get this one - it's not a dating one though. I post a m4w ad saying im shy, etc. and out of the girls that reply I talk to this one - then phone for a few days. The next day I'm drunk so I call her and arrange to go over. It's on the other side of the city. Again. I'm taking buses and trains, Get to the right stop, then she tells me it's up a few blocks. So at this point I'm just walking (stumbling) over like vegatable boxes and between the orange glow of alley lights, towards this woman's house (who I've never met) to have sex. I finally get there, we talk for a few, she invites me in, i have a beer. Then it gets hot....but I had gotten so drunk it wasn't happening. All that for nothing. And she had puffy nipples.

Shit man that was gettin good till you got too tore up lol and dont know bout you but man love some puffy nipples,

 

[ocean99]

Oh man, I remember having some old ass 80 dollar skate pants that I stopped wearing and tried to recoop some of my frivolously spent cash by selling said pants on craigslist. This was like 3 years ago mind you, bit younger and a bit dumber. Don't fucking ever let someone who gives you bad vibes try on pants in your garage. Dude was in there for like 20+ minutes and I just had no fucking idea what to do with this situation because it was just so fucking awkward. Then the prick comes out of my garage says "how much are these ones?" I say "20 bucks" he says "too much" and is on his merry little fucking weird way.

That fuckin freaked me out, I thought there was gonna be a bomb in my garage that would just blow up on me one day.

Other than that flying colors for selling old shit on craigslist.

 

[Moldy Dreads]

I know a guy who banged a chick off CL who's husband was in Iraq...imagine how often this must happen ergh..