failed my first drug test lol

[HighTillDeath]

Well I work seasonal work and we are just starting up the season, I didnt smoke for 3 weeks! and my boss even called at the 2 week mark and told me not to smoke.

I got a 2 day suspension until they test the thc levels, if its higher then my jobs "set level" im suspended for 2 weeks.

It was quite funny that my whole crew went in and 4 out of 6 of us failed lol.

Any guesses as to how levels are determined? and if ill be screwed on thursday? I dont really care about working , got lots of money. I'm just bored as hell at home.

 

[grimcreeper]

What kind of test was it?

 

[HighTillDeath]

urine, i just went and bought a test kit 2 seconds ago for shits and giggles, it tests down to 25ng's , brb ill try it lol

 

[HighTillDeath]

Just took it, it says negative.. so 60/40 chance of going back to work thursday lol

 

[grimcreeper]

Eat like a pig in the days before testing. Drink gatorade and eat a TON the morning of the test. You don't want any fat breaking down and circulating, you want to be STORING fat. It's where the THC metabolites they test for are stored. It breaks down when fat is burned and is released in the urine stream.

Heavier people just have more metabolites stored away in their fat reserves, plain and simple. I'm guessing you're a heavier dude with a positive test that far out from abstaining.

 

[madrecinco]

another one bites the dust! slippery slope on drug testing.

I have a 100% way of passing.....but sorry I don't want it to get out to the public in general.

 

[HighTillDeath]

Yeah I blame it on not excercising. I'm not really fat but not really skinny.. 190 pounds 5"11.

I doubt anyone would know because no one works for a pothead friendly company like I do in Canada but they are sending it to the lab to see if I'm over there allowed levels, what would there "allowed levels" be? I tested negative to 25ng's so?

 

[dude06version]

"I have a 100% way of passing.....but sorry I don't want it to get out to the public in general." riiiigggghhhttt (dr.evil)..im sure its something that hasnt been already said here.

 

[madrecinco]

I have access to medical devices that the general public don't have. LOL

smartass kid!

 

[pack a bowl]

another one bites the dust! slippery slope on drug testing.

I have a 100% way of passing.....but sorry I don't want it to get out to the public in general.

me too, except i'll share my method. Get a job that doesn't drug test.

 

[dude06version]

LOL, my grandma was a nurse and she said she knew all of the tricks.. she wouldn't hook up the info either..

 

[spadedNfaded]

yeah it's good to tell everyone on a weed related website who suffer from persecution that you have a way to beat tests but you just don't want anyone to know...lol

- SubN

 

[HighTillDeath]

The only guys that passed the test today used there brothers urine and wore spandex and kept a bottle in there asscheeks lol.

Fuckers, I feel cheated! hahahaha

oh god i'm to happy for not working, I gotta buy a house and condo this week anyway...house hunting it is!

 

[madrecinco]

me too, except i'll share my method. Get a job that doesn't drug test.

Not many of those to make really good money. Self employment or private contractor like my hubs. But I will share with a few privately maybe....but I doubt they have access to the equipment I use. But I dealt with it many years and it is time for CHANGE!

 

[pack a bowl]

The only guys that passed the test today used there brothers urine and wore spandex and kept a bottle in there asscheeks lol.

Fuckers, I feel cheated! hahahaha

oh god i'm to happy for not working, I gotta buy a house and condo this week anyway...house hunting it is!

 

[THC•20]

Not many of those to make really good money. Self employment or private contractor like my hubs. But I will share with a few privately maybe....but I doubt they have access to the equipment I use. But I dealt with it many years and it is time for CHANGE!

Well then why don't you share? I don't consider this the "general public", it's a community of people all with the same common interest. We want to be employed with good paying jobs as well without the stress of failing drug tests.

 

[iGro4Me]

Well then why don't you share? I don't consider this the "general public", it's a community of people all with the same common interest. We want to be employed with good paying jobs as well without the stress of failing drug tests.

FO SHO

 

[madrecinco]

I sais I would for my friends on my friends list FO SHO!

 

[JJScorpio]

Madre, I just got online and saw that you again started a thread regarding people stalking you after I specifically told you that if it was happening to come either to the mods or administration for assistance. You're not going to get members going against each other. Is that clear?

First of all, if someone were actually stalking you, they wouldn't know who you were if you didn't tell them. That's equivilant to a person that gets an order of protection against someone and then calls them on the phone to talk......

Then I see you call me out and say I have binned threads and have a hair trigger, when in truth I haven't even been online. I wonder if that's why people are upset with you?

Now I see you have promised to give things to members on your friends list. In order to do this you would need the persons address or personal information. That's not going to happen.....

 

[madrecinco]

I meant I would share my methods for drug testing to only contacts as only contacts and mods can PM me now. The stalking thing is under control now.

Cyberstalking is different than actual stalking. I told you many times I fear no one .
Sorry!

I went to a MOD I told you. USELESS so I handle it myself.
WTF ever with you though.

I told you many times to do WTF you have to do....as I will. ICmag is not my life dear.

Pleasing you is not my daily goal....te he

BUT I know you have a job to do so do it. This is not the ONLY forum on earth. But it is a good forum.