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oh! oh! get this - like 4-5 years ago I go into the store for a glass one-ee....the guy asks me what I'm looking for as for style, etc. and I said "hey as long as it doesn't look like a crack pipe" and the fuckin' asshole says "I'm sorry but since you mentioned crack I can't sell you anything, all slick-like. Pussy. "But I don't smoke crack!"