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Relationship issue.... dont worry im not yummybud.

GET MO

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Just wanted to get the opinions of some my folks...
I been sick all day, tempature trippin and fealin like the flu. Well my girl get home from work and is on the phone, Im askin her if she will get off the phone but she will ignore me or say no, then keep talkin. Well that made me hella mad and nothin I would do would get her off the phone. I might got the damn swine flu, does it sound to anybody in here like shes in the wrong or is it just me? I been with her for 6 years and she acts like she got some kind of issue with what she says is 'control'.... its not like she talkin to anybody special, just her dumbass sister, they talk for hours over dumb shit. All I ask is for 10 minutes of her time.... should I give her the thumbs down?(Im not gonna kill her, just leave her alone.)
 

Clarence

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Just wanted to get the opinions of some my folks...
Well that made me hella mad and nothin I would do would get her off the phone.
All I ask is for 10 minutes of her time.... should I give her the thumbs down?(Im not gonna kill her, just leave her alone.)


Nope. There is one simple solution to get her off the phone. DONKEY PUNCH!!
 
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DogBoy

dude, if she's on the phone she's not nagging at you. Sit back and enjoy the fact your ill without the agro. When she comes off the phone simply pick it up, dial her mum and hand it to her without a word. will keep her occupied and quiet for hours.

I cant believe your upset about this, you have the golden chocolate wrapper and your on your way to wonkaworld! Enjoy the peace.
 

GET MO

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Her mom died six months ago. Normally Id listen too ya douche #2, but I need her ta take my temp and make some chicken noodle soup and orange juice. Cant get shit outa this girl, but some bullshit.
 

groady-ho

as is all-too-common in my life, I succumbed to my
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dude,no offense but your not going to die..quite being a baby make some soup and chill watch some tube or crash..seriously are you for real? it's the FLU..
 
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DogBoy

Man, no offense intended. Was just generalising.

Maybe you could substitute mum for 'strange work friend that always seems to hang round'. All women have these, i think they live in their handbags next to the tampons.
 
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DogBoy

dude,no offense but your not going to die..quite being a baby make some soup and chill watch some tube or crash..seriously are you for real? it's the FLU..

Obviously a girl. Had you been a man you would know that man flu is more deadly than swine flu. this is why he needs his girl. Girlies hold the only cure to man flu.
 

FreezerBoy

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You're worse than yummybud. Get out of bed, go to work and pay the phone bill.
 

Miss Blunted

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If you've noticed a change in her in the last 6 months....take it easy on her. If she always ignored you like that, then maybe she's not thinking of your situation and could be a little selfish...not cool, I know.

I've spent 7 years and 6 days (haha) bending over backwards and "living the life" my man has chosen, without too much consideration for my ideal path....and when I'm talking to my Mother....he needs to zip it, sick or not (I don't see my Momma enough). I dote on him when he's sick and basically in general...I get sick too, but I have a ridiculous tolerance for pain...so he doesn't take care of me. I'd be afraid where he'd try to put the thermometer (hahaha) and he would burn my chicken soup.

It's all about how your relationship is as a whole. Being sick weakens your tolerance in the first place...maybe you're just not able to give her some slack while she's grieving at the moment. I'm on 2nd day of sick (from my boyfriend ;) and I feel a little intolerant.

I bet her sister in some way is a piece of her Mother that she needs more than ever right now. I really don't know though...you and her are the only two that know how you're relationship flows...I'd say just tell her you felt put out and that you're sick and you just need her right now. I bet you love her, so forgive her... :kissass:
 
Well, considering my ex cried over my fever not a week before she dumped me... maybe it's better she ain't taking your flu too seriously? means she's not pitying your sorry ass, she knows you're just a baby and is trying to man ya up...

And yeah, my fever was that bad... When i refused sex for two days straight she knew i was pretty fucked up.... Wait.. maybe that had soething to do with her leaving! damn....
 

Miss Blunted

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There's 2 sick people here...we've argued more than a couple times in the last week, hahaha. It's hard :dueling:
 

groady-ho

as is all-too-common in my life, I succumbed to my
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Obviously a girl. Had you been a man you would know that man flu is more deadly than swine flu. this is why he needs his girl. Girlies hold the only cure to man flu.

sorry bro ,i am 43 yrs.old dude..been married 16 or 17 yrs...mine would say give me a min. and i'll bring it you..but, i know if i felt good enough to be on the f-ing computer whinning and i wanted that soup now, i would just make it myself if i did'nt feel like waiting..and 1 other thing i'm on disability and run fevers all the time and hurt like the dickens as i have MS..DUDE, NO SYMPATHY FOR THE FLU..PEACE OUT
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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find a nurse to take care of you......they know how to handle the sick professionally....
 
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kittykronic

GROADY do you show sympathy towards your wife when she's sick or do you say get it yourself? getmo' you need just tell her that...hope you feel better..
 

hoosierdaddy

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When I was down last, my lovely female unit asked me if it would help if she gave me a nice BJ? I perked up right away and agreed that it would.

"You must really be sick to think that was really gonna happen....I was just checkin"

:wallbash:
 

groady-ho

as is all-too-common in my life, I succumbed to my
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ROFLMAO, CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT ONE hoosier..i've been there too...yes kitty, i would get her anything she asked for if she was sick..btw, every morning the first thing i do is pop a perc10 smoke a few hits and hit the weights..MS or not..
 
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Blue

I can’t get over the fact you are giving out crap about your bird being on the phone!!!

My god what I wouldn’t give to have some piece and quiet & not have to feign interest in what so & so did today in work & what so & so wore out last week that made her look like a slag!!

At least you had control of the TV, I'm sick of having to be the bad guy when she wants to watch some retarded program about wannabe stick thin models or that pile of crap lost...... Sport or factual programming nothing else is worth watching!!!

p.s Man flu is HARDCORE so I do feel for you there!!!
 
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