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Biker types - I got a Harley for my wife!

kmk420kali

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Nice trade!!! Now remember when asked "Can I ride it?" your reply should be as follows:

My old lady...yea!
My dog...mabey!
My bike...NEVER!!!!!
 
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Hahahaha good one!

What do you think I can get for my Honda Shadow?
 

Stoner4Life

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I was part of the home team crowd at a Vikings/Packers game in Mnpls one
day, there were two ladies and a small child (& Packers fans, yech!) sitting
in front of me. Midway through the first quarter the mother & child get up &
leave their seats, 15 minutes later the woman comes back without the kid &
holding two beers, as she offered one to her friend I said quite loudly, "Dumb
assed Packers fan! I coulda scored at least a 6-pack for that kid......."
 

Stoner4Life

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LOL S4L!!! ...funny..I bet you got the "look" haha
about the same look I get when I walk up to any woman dealing with two unruly kids in public, "Betcha I can guess their names" I say as I walk past them, I don't even wait for a reply before telling them "Nitro & glycerin." Some laugh & some I suppose fume as I just keep walking.
 

madrecinco

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My husband wants the Dodge Tomohawk powered by Dodge Viper V10 engine and

500 bhp/525 lb/ft torque and is worlds fastest motorcycle 0--60 in 2.5 seconds and 300 mph max...

For traction custom Dunlop tires '''''I said WTF do we need that for???? old man done gone nutty on me...te he

I think men think the size of the engine increases the size of the penis. an extension of it if you will!
 

I N Hail

Growing Grower AKA Wasted Rock Ranger
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Well i might have to barter
You think if i trade wife, 44yr's old for two 22yr old's
i'll get a better bike in the trade
 

Feyd

sunshine in a bag
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wow, were you really that proud of that joke?

(that you didn't make up to begin with?)
 

Feyd

sunshine in a bag
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I've SEEN your wife - that explains both the Schwinn in your driveway AND your pissy sense of humor

considering i'm gay and don't even ride a bike
this fails pretty hard^^
(i'm still hoping it's some quote/reference to/from some film or something i haven't seen, in which case, i applaud your sense of humor, if not, you're an idiot)

i'm just saying, you resurrected an old post because you thought your joke you probably heard on the john boy and billy show needed more attention, needed it's own thread, and it doesn't and you should have just let it died instead bumping it.
 

RockyMountainHi

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considering i'm gay and don't even ride a bike
this fails pretty hard^^
(i'm still hoping it's some quote/reference to/from some film or something i haven't seen, in which case, i applaud your sense of humor, if not, you're an idiot)

i'm just saying, you resurrected an old post because you thought your joke you probably heard on the john boy and billy show needed more attention, needed it's own thread, and it doesn't and you should have just let it died instead bumping it.



I find it facinating that gays scream bloddy murder when they feel attacked for - whatever (and this is a great example of why people come to concusions they sometimes do) - yet it's fine for them to be self centered, concieted babys that feel the need to crap on others and brag they are gay. - No YOUR JUST AN ASSHOLE!

By your own admission - your not a biker - have no need for a wife - yet you insist on trying to flame others.




Take a HIKE DICKBREATH!
 

Feyd

sunshine in a bag
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I find it facinating that gays scream bloddy murder when they feel attacked for - whatever (and this is a great example of why people come to concusions they sometimes do) - yet it's fine for them to be self centered, concieted babys that feel the need to crap on others and brag they are gay. - No YOUR JUST AN ASSHOLE!

By your own admission - your not a biker - have no need for a wife - yet you insist on trying to flame others.




Take a HIKE DICKBREATH!

what in the unholy bejesusing fuck are you talking about?

are you butthurt i posted a little honesty in your stupid fucking thread?
hicks these days...
 
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