What is a nut job?

[808kahumai]

When studying tonight and looking up some stuff in the dictionary, I came across this and beaner came to mind. Sorry, it was so funny and I had to do it because I didn't get to respond. lmao

From Wikipedia online:

Diagnostic criteria
Three or more of the following are required:[1]

1. Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest;
2. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure;
3. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead;
4. Irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults;
5. Reckless disregard for safety of self or others;
6. Consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations;
7. Lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another.

The antisocial behavior must not occur exclusively during an episode of schizophrenia or a manic episode.[3]

 

[CaptainStoner]

Yep, it's official.. i'm a nut job the only one i don't display is reckless disregard for safety. We all use aliases.. And i had great fun convincing a pretty but stupid girl some months ago that elephants and badgers were actually the same animal, just elephants look the way they do because its hot in africa...

 

[minds_I]

Ah, Hello, my name is minds_I and I am a nutjob.




Where are the the donuts??????

No donuts, I thought you always had coffee and donuts at these meetings....

Damn!

minds_I

 

[Clarence]

Nut job. Hmmmmm.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nutjob

 

[GET MO]

I thought it was when a girl sticks her tongue out and licks the nuts while givin deepthroat.

 

[808kahumai]

I thought it was when a girl sticks her tongue out and licks the nuts while givin deepthroat.

yeah that too, but that goes under the "how to get/give a proper facial" headline. That is a whole nother post....umm perhaps I will work on that one instead. Should I post pictures to make sure the technique is done correctly? Oh, wait, I might get banned for that, hun?! Let's see:

forum rule #5. Obscene/Pornographic/Violent postings: Unless these contribute something useful to the discussions, they will be deleted

So, education is useful and would be relative to the post, right?!

 

[jamrockjay]

OMG Im officially a nut job...... People have been telling me this for yrs, but now here is the proof lmao

Great thread 808

 

[flubnutz]

id rather have a nut job than be a nut job

 

[808kahumai]

id rather have a nut job than be a nut job

How about a nut job from a nut job?

 

[tenotoge]

that's hot.

 

[flubnutz]

strangely enough, ive found that it is the nut jobs that give the best nut jobs ... but you have to be a nut job to be with them LOL

 

[ROJO145]

Isnt that called a T-Bag?

 

[flubnutz]

Isnt that called a T-Bag?

no thats nuts on the noggin.
what was that movie where the bouncer goes "and no tea baggin" LOL

 

[swampdank]

From the urban dictionary...




nutjob

n. The action of sucking a man's nutsack.


Nutjobs feel good!

 

[808kahumai]

From the urban dictionary...




nutjob

n. The action of sucking a man's nutsack.


Nutjobs feel good!

Hee hee, you been hangin' in the swamp! I think we already established that, but thanks for the recap! Here is a toke for ya! Okay, everybody go run around naked in the looney bin
or the swamp or your own personal magical medicine box.
Maluhai to all!
Where is my lollypop? <skipping around in pigtails>

 

[madrecinco]

When studying tonight and looking up some stuff in the dictionary, I came across this and beaner came to mind. Sorry, it was so funny and I had to do it because I didn't get to respond. lmao

From Wikipedia online:

Diagnostic criteria
Three or more of the following are required:[1]

1. Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest;
2. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure;
3. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead;
4. Irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults;
5. Reckless disregard for safety of self or others;
6. Consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations;
7. Lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another.

The antisocial behavior must not occur exclusively during an episode of schizophrenia or a manic episode.[3]

Well I know you are joking but that pretty much covers the criteria of a sociopath.

but they are glib with superficial charm...manipulative and conning....grandiose sense of self....pathalogical liars.....lack remorse...shame or guilt

They have a deep seated rage which is split off and reppressed at the core of their being...Shallow emotions.....they cannot love...they need CONSTANT stimulation.
they are callous and lack empathy...poor behavior control....irresponsible and unreliable...promiscuos......lack a realistic life plan...they are criminal as well as entrepreneurial and change image as needed to avoid prosecution....they change their life story regularly...
Contemptuos to those who seek to understand them....


SICKOS in other words and many in the world...10% of males I think if I remember right are sociopaths and less women are,,,but they do exist....had one stalking me for a while even Scary,,,but I am someone who can handle it well per my education in the field....but still scary individuals they are....but 9 mm serves granny well if I ever cross ones path and need to. te he

 

[madrecinco]

From the urban dictionary...




nutjob

n. The action of sucking a man's nutsack.


Nutjobs feel good!

You are a bad boy!!! te he

 

[madrecinco]

strangely enough, ive found that it is the nut jobs that give the best nut jobs ... but you have to be a nut job to be with them LOL

Indeed!

 

[808kahumai]

Thanks for the additional information Ma!

Mahalo, from one nurse to another!

May I skip over to the Lonney Bin now? Please!!!

 

[Strainbrain]

strangely enough, ive found that it is the nut jobs that give the best nut jobs ... but you have to be a nut job to be with them LOL

... so how long have you been familiar with my ex-wife?


-s