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Grow4Fun80

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I'm just about to start my flowering periode of some Ice Cream, 2-3 plants under 150w hps. How is the odor (low, medium, strong)?
 
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WeldFlash420

Droppin in to say whats up and hello to the crew! Peace and shine on...
 

accessndx

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I mean comeon...how strong could it be?

I mean comeon...how strong could it be?

So,

It's been a week since the winds died down from Cella's "Bowls and Cuts" party 2009. Some parting gifts from the gang were a real treat to be getting home with. One of the most talked about and hyped treat at the bash was O's "Budder". I've never seen so many grown men say how a small bit of something could crush them so mercilessly. Being around for more than a few decades on this mud-ball, you hear lots of stories and tall tales. "I caught a fish this big"...."That broad was so smoking hot...", "He drank so much that he couldn't....", "That nug was so stony I couldn't move after a few hits...". This budder has been recounted in just the same way over time. There have even been tall tales of some mystical triple strength batch that stops hard core stoners in their tracks if they look at it.

So, naturally I was curious how this may all play out. The evening I was gifted a satchel of O's special...she was regailing us about a prior experience while at a Chinese restaurant. The gist of it was that she was practically unconscious, couldn't hold her self up straight and she was so hungry from it that she ate anything that wasn't nailed down. The rest of it she couldn't remember. Sounds like a good time to me.

Now, I leave with this little gem. But all week I've been working hard with no fun on the calendar. No movies, no Xbox, no smoking...no nitrous, no tripping...no hookers....nada. Very mundane week where I get out of bed...work like I'm picking cotton all day for almost 11 hours...I get home....shed my clothes...sleep....wake up....repeat cycle. Just enough drudgery and hopeless routine to make me consider suicide very, very seriously.

I've waited ALL F.U.C.K.I.N.G. week to just lick this tiny piece of cannabis kryptonite. I've stared at it, smelled it....juggled it....oogled it....talked to it.
It's Saturday, and now I'm done with all the world's B.S. for just a brief moment in time.
I reach for the bag. Chip off a tiny jade piece of the stuff. Melt it....measure it.
I've been warned that "even a guy your size should be cautious" when ingesting it. "Don't take more than a tsp."

This is after hearing stories about people hallucinating for hours like on LSD with a bit more than was suggested as a dose.

There are competing but not vastly different stories about wide ranging effects for days after ingestion of O's budder.

1 tsp: coming right up. Spread on a nice fresh piece of italian bread.

I eat it, and am surprised that it doesn't taste like a "horse's ass" as someone suggested. It's a bit bitter, but has the underlying taste of what kief smells like. I can almost feel the crystals collecting in my mouth. It's a rich, layered aroma....like countless different strains of marijuana grown to perfection and sifted for hash.

Within 15 minutes on an empty stomach I can feel the rush. My cheeks get a bit flushed and I'm giddy. I also haven't smoked all week.
I'm starting to get progressively sleepier within 45 minutes...and I'm nodding out.
An hour and a half later, I'm nicely stoned....but I want to lay down...
So I stop in here to begin the tale of my experience this evening with O's buttery green. I can tell this is the real deal. I hope I'm not divulging any serious secrets, but apparently the special way that O and TOH make this budder is very low temperature for almost 24 hours. An extremely generous amount of material is used to mix with the butter. There's some cheesecloth, and some tender loving care....for this THC perfection.

So: if this stuff were for sale somewhere with O and TOH's picture on it...you'd be sure I'd buy it immediately! I can see why it's being used for pain....I certainly don't feel anything right about now except my fun receptors being stimulated.

A big K+ to both of those fine folk. Not sure I could spend every day like this without having to be institutionalized....but when mastery is encoutered it has to be acknowledged. Lots of love and hugs to you both. Don't know where your travels take you today, but I'll be hovering closeby in spirit enjoying your gift in earnest this weekend. A nod of the head to Cella for facilitating that whole shindig once more.

And FTR: if you're ever lucky enough to receive said treat from the dynamic duo themselves. Don't eat more than a tsp. Follow the advice of the sages. Or you may end up on some reality t.v. show with your pants around your ankles screaming obscenities like you have turret's syndrome while drooling up whatever you ate for breakfast. You'll end up with at least a sizeable hospital bill if not worse. Be a responsible stoner...knowing is half the battle!
 
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krushonkush

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HAHAHA ownd!!
 

cocktail frank

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edi's are no joke.
now u know why i make cookies non stop.
the butter is banging, but cannamilk makes butter look like a kiddie ride.
1...2...3... sleep.
cant even enjoy yourself, lmao
 

tenotoge

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i've never eaten my high...and I've been to Amsterdam and have been smoking for a good....10+ years. I'm missing out. But you need some weight to make food stuff, and I cherish my nugz like a crackhead.
 

Mrs.Babba

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Hey ax, stopping by to say high and puff one with ya!! :joint:
sounds like you had a blast...I bet cellar is a wonderful host, lots of good peeps also!!
Try not to work too hard bud! ...and get your butt out to calif soon! :D
mrsb
 

accessndx

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Catchin' the Red Eye...

Catchin' the Red Eye...

Sitting in the recliner. Strange warmness of the cheeks, thighs and back of the hands....tingly and electrically charged. I notice my eyes and throat are really dry. There's a warm feeling like desert heated sand in my chest....comfortable. It's funny how people never notice how much unconscious muscle tension they hold onto. Reaks havock on the body. It's nice to be able to consciously turn it off with the sedative effect of the budder. I can easily see this having a superior utility for pain management. This batch is undoubtedly of high medicinal potency. The kind of stuff they attempt to make for opiate resistant patients, but haven't been able to quite reliabily without significant health considerations. So yet another home run for O and TOH. That's quite impressive. Better than anything any pharmaceutical house has ever produced anywhere, natural and right to the point in a significant way.
All together, extremely pleasant. The only LOL moment is that my wife is a bit unnerved by the super-ultra-hyper-red eyes.

P.S.-I just got Halo Wars. Get ready to get clankin!
 

accessndx

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Alright, now this stuff is really kicking it into high gear. I'm nodding in and out of consciousness....holding myself up with walls...stumbling like I'm tripping. Munchies off the chart. Pretty much crosseyed from the overpowering frontal lobe lobotomy high. Since I ingested a tsp a few hours earlier, there's been a linear increase in the intensity of the rather constant body high. The actual state of mind ranges from hallucinatory to obtunded.
To put it simply: this stuff beat me down like Rodney King. Very strong heady narcotic high. A masterpiece. Definitely do not operate heavy machinery when all buddered up.
 

Old Soul

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roflmfao. glad to hear you are having a good time access. At least your writing skills aren't suffering at all. enjoy.:joint:
 
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cellardweller

too funny bro..
My favorite part of the budder experience, was the extremely comfortable "high" feeling upon waking up the next day. Really tough to put into words, but I think you'll be able to better than I could.
The first time we (Sal and I) ate that triple strength budder, we hung out in the cellar. The wife had gone out and we were smoking all sorts of different strains as well. I think we did a couple of teaspoons apiece. She comes home and we're basically in comas with our eyes open. Decide to get a pizza. It took around 3 hours for me to finally ask her to call for the pizza, because I couldn't even deal with the phone at that point.
Fast forward to now. I have met a caregiver up here, and his wife has advanced MS. I give them some budder for her to try, telling them that 1. it's only THC and nothing else and 2. DO NOT take anymore than what I showed him. Well I get a phonecall from the husband later that day, thanking me. Seems he had gone and given her some early in the day. Goes home for lunch and finds his wife just sitting there on the couch and watching Sesame Street, smiling pleasantly. He says to her, what the hell are you watching? She says I have no idea, but it's funny and its the only thing on..Needless to say they want more. I promised to teach them how to make it.

Glad you had fun bro..
 

Lapides

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Nice trip report Access!! I had to look up the word 'obtunded' as neither I nor my English degree havin' girlfriend had never heard the word before.

Perhaps I should make a firecracker with some hash...I want to be obtunded. In other words, like a patient who has less than full mental capacity, typically as a result of a medical condition or trauma.

Thanks for the great report, and the new word for my vocab!
 
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Peat

I haven't had any budder in a few years...ever since I got me some bags...:wink:

Way back, while on vaca in San Fran, I scored a couple of fine brownies that I should've saved for when I got home.
I didn't, and slept away a chunk of my vaca. :biglaugh:

...

Sounds like O's got it down pat.
I understand if her recipe is a secret. :respect:

Y'all make me want to break out the cheesecloth...:D

:lurk:
 

accessndx

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Day 2 of the Budder Hostage crisis...

Day 2 of the Budder Hostage crisis...

Holy mackerel! I woke up at around 4:00 pm. I slept like someone hit me with a fist full of ruffies! The few times I could rouse myself from sleep, I noticed I was totally baked. I ate like a mofo last night...there were cereal boxes strewn all over the floor like we had mice....wrappers, empty glasses...you name it. Like a virtual Tsunami of crap!
There was one point during the evening: around 11:45 that I was having an internal diaglogue: I said "Self....this stuff is waaaaay strong, maybe a little bit less next time would be just right....". LOL. That was right before my head started bobbing uncontrollably back and forth like a newborn, with my eyes rolling back in my head. It was absolutely trippy and on par with heavy psychedelics....a bit of photophobia, some trails, auditory and visual hallucinations...mild but present.
I felt no discomfort, and couldn't feel the usual aches and pains that plague people from time to time.
Today I still feel the comfortable afterglow of the experience, but feel fully stoned at almost 24 hours post ingestion.
To say this stuff was "potent" is a bit of an understatement. I'm no lightweight. I'm a big guy and have smoked for years. Nothing usually puts me down like that....and for that duration of time.

Technically I've been high for over 24 hours on a bit less than 1 tsp. of O's budder. I'd say that alone is an impressive feat.

If that wasn't special enough, I was made the proud papa of three of O and TOH's special gals:

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That's O's special Blueberry Cut that got so much attention after the last N&J. Quite unexpectedly, there's a nice bubblegum cut....and a C99xApollo cross. Such over the top gifts from two great people. Big nod of the head in reverence to them both. Another wink at Cella for making it all happen.

BTW: I reached out to Skip and Gypsy regarding the recent pulling of the animated signatures....I'm gonna paraphrase the response I got back without posting the PM...I was told that some people basically complain about the animated signatures....apparently they are too distracting and people cannot read effectively. Additionally, some have the potential to cause photostrobic seizures. So, for what it's worth....my signature was causing neurological damage and disturbing people's sensibilities. I'm wondering when I'll be told that pictures of cannabis are no longer permissible here because someone complained or passed out because it was too dank. By my accounting, that will probably be sometime late next month.
 

Brother Bear

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no wonder my eyes always hurt when i seen your posts LMAO
I was told that some people basically complain about the animated signatures....apparently they are too distracting and people cannot read effectively. Additionally, some have the potential to cause photostrobic seizures.

toss that one in the "whateva" bin :laughing:

1/2 tsp of O's budder gets me going just fine
if i did not have kids though.....................
:smoweed:
 

whiskeytango420

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Congrats on the hell good gifts access! Sounds like good times, and some good moms to add to the garden.
good vibes
 

Lapides

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Damn. She tried pushing that budder on me, too. I'm glad I didn't accept her offering. Knowing me, I'd be all, "Pffft, 1 tsp., WhatEVER." And take 2 tsp., maybe a whole tbsp. With all the work I have had going on these past couple weeks, and still have going on, that would have been a bad, bad thing.
 

Brother Bear

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you eat a whole Tbsp, make sure we are hanging out that day LMAO
would looove to see someone do that :yes:

p.s. I'll send ya a Tbsp Lapides :wink:
 

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