BUMPER STICKER QUOTES

[Mr. Burgundy]

"you're not from the ghetto, white boy..."

"call in sick"

"practice senseless acts of beauty and random ass of kindness "

 

[sirgrassalot]

 

[swampdank]

My other ride is your mom



You looked better on Myspace



Dont worry what people think...They dont do it very often



Want me show you how to do a colonoscopy with that camera phone?

 

[mpd]

The anal fisting one still has me in stitches...

 

[ROJO145]

 

[mpd]

Don't laugh, your daughter went for a ride in this van.

I'll make up my mind when I'm damned good and ready.

You can always go around me and die, asshole!

I can slow down some more if you like.

Go ahead, my insurance expired a week ago.

Cops who write tickets are bigger assholes than wife-beaters.

Never met a cop that didn't want to spark one up.

Didn't I flush you already?

Don't get mad, get off the road!

 

[LazLo]

Of all the things I've lost
I miss my mind the most!

I'll keep my money
you keep the CHANGE!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Some people are alive 'cause IT IS illegal to SHOOT them!

Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle drugs!!

You are 98% chimp.

 

[qdavid]

DON'T STEAL!
The government doesn't like the competition.

 

[swampdank]

A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a crippled child.


I though this was a really good one.

 

[BlueCrow]

My step dad had one on his truck back in the day, it read
Australopithecus died for you!

Love it! Really irks the holy rollers and young earth creationists!

"When the rapture comes, can I have your car?" is a good one too...


Not a bumper sticker, but I thought I spotted the classic "Forget the dog, beware of the owner!" sign on someone's gate the other day, where there is a background pic of a held revolver pointing at the reader. Cept this one had in small writing below everything "P.S. Just kidding about the dog, he's totally got issues."




My last trip to Florida I saw a car with a sticker that said Abortions tickle. Brave motorist! They bomb, set fire to, and snipe at clinics down there!

 

[NOKUY]

hahaha