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dbfr3sh

Member
all scams! fishing emails, viruses the works. might wanna stay on the pipe if u cant pick up a girl any other way
 

mj82

Member
That's hard to believe that someone would go into a room so dark they can't see the person. What the person didn't talk either ? you'd know it was a mans voice. Oh and who the fuck can't tell the difference between a cock and a finger, I mean I've never sucked no one off before but cocks tend to be quite a bit bigger and they aren't flat like a finger.

So what he just walked into a room, somehow found his way to the persons "finger" without stumbling over furniture or talking to the person. Then he just left after sucking a finger? Didn't say anything, didn't try to do anything ? How'd he know to suck a finger unless someone talked to him.

Sounds like BS to me.
 

NOKUY

Active member
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That's hard to believe that someone would go into a room so dark they can't see the person. What the person didn't talk either ? you'd know it was a mans voice. Oh and who the fuck can't tell the difference between a cock and a finger, I mean I've never sucked no one off before but cocks tend to be quite a bit bigger and they aren't flat like a finger.

So what he just walked into a room, somehow found his way to the persons "finger" without stumbling over furniture or talking to the person. Then he just left after sucking a finger? Didn't say anything, didn't try to do anything ? How'd he know to suck a finger unless someone talked to him.

Sounds like BS to me.

if i remember right it was "alpha & omega"...so prolly BS

he drug the story out for a cpl weeks, and claimed it was a girl he was talking to

:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:
 

mj82

Member
Yeah I dunno I just have a hard time believing you'd just walk into a room so dark you can't see anything but somehow can find a "finger" into your mouth. I find it even hard to beleive that even a straight dude whos never sucked cock wouldn't know the difference. Even HARDER to believe that you'd just walk into a dark room, suck a 'finger', then leave. lol

If it is true though dude deserves to get mouth sores. Thats one dumb motha fucka lol
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran
we all told him it wasnt a finger
I knew I shouldn't reopen & read this thread before eating tonight dammit, no way I'm gonna be able to keep this fish down if I think about the 'finger in mouth' routine again....... anyone want some walleye?


 
If you need CL to get laid...you are a sad pathetic individual.

Go to a bar and take the odds like the rest of the human race.


You deserve the STD you get.
 

FirstTracks

natural medicator
Veteran
Pretty much all my furniture in my apartment is from the free section on craigslist. I don't own a truck but in the past I've gone to uhual or wherever and rented a drug for the weekend for like $40 (+ fees) then just waited on craigslist until something free came up. It's never failed, I've always found something that I can either use in my apartment or sometimes even resell.
...


don't we all wish we had uhaul places as nice as yours :wink:
 
CL personals are all bots and bullshit.. dont try it, use match.com or somethin if u have a hard time meeting ppl.

but i do sell and buy hella shit from craigslist. got myself a nice coffee table the other day for 40 bucks.. solid cherry wood. very ncie
 

Yes4Prop215

Active member
Veteran
i use CL for everything, bought and sold so many cars on there, found all my apartments and housing, i have never done the hooker thing but my friends have gotten pretty good looking girls off CL, my friend has also bought clones and buds off CL too which i think is stupid.
 

qdavid

Member
So I guess most of ya'll think it's a bad idea. Too dangerous. Cool. I just thought it might be fun to try out. The price is right too. FREE! And yeah. I remember that guy sucking in the dark. FREAK. Or, more likely, BS. Oh well, lets see what else this demented mind can conjure up next.
 

Lapides

Rosin Junky and Certified Worm Wrangler
Veteran
I've gotten PLENTY of ass from chicks on craigslist. Most were 7's-9's, but i also pity-fucked a couple 3's-4's.

I get tested regularly and use condoms. I'm with a girl now for 1.5 years so I don't wrap up anymore.

But yes dude, CL is pretty good for ass when you're single. Just gotta know how to work it. I was never a bars kinda dude.
 

toastfighter2

Active member
I buy a ton of stuff off of CL all the time. You just have to remember a few simple rules to help cover your own A**.
1. Always remember you are dealing with strangers
2. If it is grow related, have them meet you somewhere besides you own house
3. If you can't test it, it more than likely will not work
4. And finally, like my dad used to say, hookers will make your johnson fall off
 

funkervogt

donut engineer
Veteran
Have them meet you at a place where you can bail if the scene goes sour. When I used to cruise craigslist 3 out of 4 of the girls did NOT look at all like their pictures, which makes me feel justified in walking (or running) away from the date.
 
T

tyler

hey guys, lets say i come to your great country the U.S. which site is the best to look for when i want to buy a car, probably a CHEVY VAN 8X-95. i dont know the state yet. is there one huge database or is it best to know a local site to check for all the latest car/van listings? thanks in advance,
 

Yes4Prop215

Active member
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I've gotten PLENTY of ass from chicks on craigslist. Most were 7's-9's, but i also pity-fucked a couple 3's-4's.

hillarious. the cool thing about fucking a girl uglier than you is that you can treat her like Sh1t LOL


where are you? i have tried getting at some hunnies on bay area CL but i never find anything worth while. all the chicks on here are overweight and extremely ugly. and almost EVERY SINGLE ONE has a kid or two.
 

ChaosCatalunya

5.2 club is now 8.1 club...
Veteran
hillarious. the cool thing about fucking a girl uglier than you is that you can treat her like Sh1t LOL


where are you? i have tried getting at some hunnies on bay area CL but i never find anything worth while. all the chicks on here are overweight and extremely ugly. and almost EVERY SINGLE ONE has a kid or two.

why treat her like shit ?

why not treat her like a princess, it is going to fuck her head up far more ;-)

only joking of course, i mean what kind of man judges a woman by just her looks ? that i so sexist and demeaning, not to mention downright stupid, especially when you have not found out if she is any good in bed yet.

i am joking though, treat all people with respect no matter who or what they are, it costs nothing and makes a difference to many peoples lives.
 

ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
Veteran
i went to college in this crappy little town full of crappy little people...
when i moved there, one of the first things i did was change my "region" on myspace/facebook whatever.

like a day later i get a message from someone in the town saying something along the lines of:

"if you come by my house at such and such time, i'll do whatever you want. the only catch is that the lights have to stay off. you come in and lay down and i'll do whatever you want. does it really matter if i'm a man/woman if the lights are off?"

i didnt respond, but i did learn my lesson about changing my region. theres a bunch of freaks out there dude, watch out

ArcticBlast
 

buckeye-leaf

cannabis enthusiast
Veteran
a co-worker of mine wife ran off with a man from craigslist after 30 years of marriage, now thats wild
 
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