Donuts. Good Idea or Bad Idea?

[hempzi]

A friend and I had about 4 hours of highway driving ahead of us on Friday, and it wouldn't have been to good to get pulled over. With the economy the way it is, LEO has been everywhere, pulling over everyone for everything trying to get some money back to their departments. We pulled off an exit and found a gas station with a built in donut shop. I grabbed a redbull, and my friend got a dozen donuts. I'm sure this sounds a bit silly, but after talking about it, we couldn't decide if donuts could make our situation better, or worse.

Cons to donuts:
-two guys with the munchies
-if LEO sees the box from outside the vehicle he might pull us over because he's hungry.
-He'll think we're wise asses.
-Since we had a dozen donuts, he might call for backup.
-We didn't have any coffee


Pros to donuts:
-LEO might relate to us and be extra chill "Hey, I like donuts, they like donuts, maybe we have more in common than I think"
-Donuts would make the car smell like sugary doughy goodness, as opposed to keefy skunky freshness.
-If we got pulled over we could start things off with a smooth joke like "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "..because you have a nose for donuts?"
-In court: "He had no probable cause, he just wanted my clients' donuts." "I find the defendant...not guilty"

So what are your thoughts here. Donuts, sticky doughy life savers or a recipe for disaster?

 

[Endo]

i dunno man could go either way.... why tempt fate? lol. interesting story... let us know how it goes.

 

[SomeGuy]

If you got pulled over you could always toss out the donuts as a diversion then haul ass.

 

[marx2k]

If you got pulled over you could always toss out the donuts as a diversion then haul ass.

That happened on COPS once. Someone in Madison WI stole a Krispy Kreme truck and got pursued by the fuzz. Donuts flying out the back of the truck didn't distract the cheese. I was surprised.

 

[WhoMan]

Lol

 

[swampdank]

"Sir your eyes look red, have you been smoking pot??"

"No sir, but your eyes look glazed over, have you been eating donuts?"

 

[Molson]

I lol'd at the pros and cons. Especially the "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over..." We all should keep a box of donuts (no matter how stale they get) in our cars so we can use this line when/if were pulled over.

 

[barletta]

In court: "He had no probable cause, he just wanted my clients' donuts." "I find the defendant...not guilty

...with the stipulation that he has to bring us a dozen donuts and 4 XXL coffee's...

If you have a drive to make in the first place, the BEST thing to do is prepare ahead of time, and NOT get off the highway. HOWEVAH, a dozen donuts and at least 20 oz of coffee is not a bad way to prepare. If the cops searched every fat American hooked on Dunkin on the interstates, there would be little time for anything else. You could always leave a few donuts, and do horribly insanitary and dehumanizing things to them, just to hedge your bets.

"Hey if you write me for going 10 over (instead of how ever fast you want to drive with the fugazee car), you can get this last raspberry frosted and chocolate iced..."

"Oh, what the hell. MMMMMM..."

Rule #1 never fukk with food service.
Rule #2 never accept food/drink from someone with motive to fukk you. Cause they will. :wink:

Damn I want a donut and some coffee right now.

 

[mpd]

Almost all police are on live camera systems now, so the donut gag will only work on television - specifically, Pot TV.

The line about the diversion was first grade material. Props to the author for staining my T-shirt with iced tea...

 

[SomeGuy]

That happened on COPS once. Someone in Madison WI stole a Krispy Kreme truck and got pursued by the fuzz. Donuts flying out the back of the truck didn't distract the cheese. I was surprised.

Probably because they were going after the supplier!!! They LOVE to make the big busts!

 

[TrainMan]

hahah you are thinking way too into it..pfffffff pfffff passsss that roadkillin' skunky skunk



my bro and I stayed up til 6am and went out to grab some donuts on saturday..I dig them when they are good.

 

[ROJO145]

When the lights ON......you pull into Krispy Kreme!!!

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

hempzi, that, my friend, is a great conversation lol... however, to answer the question, at the end it will depend on whether the cop wants to take your baked goodies or if he thinks you guys are cool because of the very same baked goods.

but if cops were like stoners, they would sympathize and enjoy the fact that others are enjoying donuts; but evidence seems to point that cops are not like stoners and more like crabs, and so who knows and we are back at the start.

peace