A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[SrPlantManager]

A tree


Are polyester pants in style again?

 

[razor ridge]

no but I'm fixin to......




How much wood...

 

[de Toke-ville]

Yeah, you're gonna need a can of 3 in 1 oil, 30-weight ball bearings and some gauze pads.

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whiskey tango foxtrot?

 

[hydroclops]

Cold maple syrup pours slow.




Where oh where has my under dog gone??

 

[SrPlantManager]

With Waldo and Carmen Sandeago...

What's with the antenna sticking outta yer @ss?

 

[hydroclops]

Thats where that went.


Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light??

 

[trouble]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

No, I never danced with the Devil, however, I was once married to the his sister.

If you were a castaway on Gilligans Island which of the two would you prefer. The ripe, luscious, innocent, and possibly virginal Mary Ann or the equally ripe, luscious, and slutty Ginger?



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[hydroclops]

I want lovey damit, she has one foot in the grave, and then I would have all the Gingers and or Mary Anns I wanted.

Why are there instructions on shampoo bottles?

 

[levant]

I know, they can't read (and if they could they probably wouldn't be there)

What happens if a vegetarian bites there tongue?

 

[Stoner4Life]

it's a Mag-Lite flashlight.


what set off the alarm?

 

[hydroclops]

3.142856


Are dodo birds really dodo's"

 

[hyposomniac]

Yes, they belong to dodo.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[inverse]

a motherfucking cacophony, mate!

brazilian chicks or argentinian chicks; whom would you rather fuck, right now?

 

[SrPlantManager]

chicken fucker...


wtf is 'drink responsibly'?

 

[Stoner4Life]

Richard Milhous Nixon



Ren or Stimpy?

 

[hydroclops]

Chicken George



Can't you smell that smell?

 

[SrPlantManager]

your shoes are on fire


paper or platic?

 

[cellardweller]

recycling is gonna save the world..

which came first, the plant or the seed?

 

[levant]

If you asked me that 2 years ago I would of said 5kilos!

But how about you, whats your hobby?

 

[hydroclops]

Mary had a little lamb.


Do Giraffes get vertigo??





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