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IM FREAKING OUT!! CRAZY!!!

IM FREAKING OUT!! CRAZY!!!

  • YEAH

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • perhaps

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • no way

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • Total voters
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lordbudly

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I MUST BE GOING CRAZY IM SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT, EVERYTHING IS DISSAPEARING i swear to god!! First of all, a couple days ago, i had put my phone down on my bed, put on my winter gear, and shoveled the driveway, i come back NO PHONE, NO ONE was in my house, NO ONE could of moved it!!! I turned my entire house upside down, nadda , had MANY friends come and search my house with me and i would reward them if they found it, NADDA, MY MOTHER, THE MOST METICULOUS person was invited over to join the search, NADDA,This morning, im looking up airfares because i thought, HMM how fun would a trip to cancun be ? Set the calculator down on the couch, go grab a soda, come back to watch tv, NO CALCULATOR!!!! i search and search and search, nadda! Later i find 15 dollars, finally something good about this day right? NO. grab my wallet, put the 15 dollars in, and set it on my dresser, continue to search icmag when the phone rangs, hey were not by any stores and were wondering if we could get two 5's for a 10, sure thing i thought, i go to my dresser, NO WALLET!!!!! ive tore up every drawer, ripped up my bed, and my couch, checked behind EVERYTHING including the fridge, NADDDAAA, :rant: :rant: :rant: end rant.
 
G

Greyskull

your stoned bro. this kinda thing happens to me all the time. I smoke 7-10 grams a day.

you smoke a lot?
 
Dude somethings not right about this. I think you smoke too much.

And why would your "friends" need to come by for 2 $5's for a $10. Not sure that makes sense to me............

But hey maybe its ghosts
 

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
Administrator
Veteran
.....ehhh......short term memory loss.......followed by panic attacks?


....I think that most of us are well experienced in the above.....
 

Smooth B

Member
Sounds like you got a Gremlin infestation. Don't let their cute appearance fool you...they are quite mischievous. Call your local animal control so they can trap them.

 

lordbudly

Active member
Veteran
i havent smoked in a long time ,and im not stoned now either, i live pretty far from the communal part of town where theres gas stations or any business
 

lordbudly

Active member
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and a btw they werent in the house they were outside the entire time, they couldnt of taken it
 

lovelightpower

Active member
Veteran
that sounds like me when i've been smoking too much weed...

can't think what else causes these symptoms, maybe i cant think what else causes these symptoms because i've been smoking too much weed...lol
 

Deft

Get two birds stoned at once
Veteran
Try calling your phone? Friend of mine lost her phone the same way, she put it on her bed and it was gone! Two MONTHS later it turned up caught between the mattress and the frame!

If thats not it you may have a serious gnome problem. They come at night so watch out!
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C

Classyathome

My wife and I lost our tv remote for months once - we were convinced a friend had taken it.

Then one day, there it was.

I like the underpants gnomes - they look like my kind of stoners...
 
L

luaith

i thought someone ripped-off my mp3 player from work...
i tore my place up a couple of times looking for it and could not find it.
so i thought for sure i got jacked at work.
3 months later i was cleaning my bedroom,i moved my bed back from the wall to clean.
sure enogh there it was...dead battery and all,covered with down feathers.

now if i could only find my p.h pen....
 

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