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FUCK Xbox, Microsoft, and all their stuff.

I remember back in the day, the Commodore Amiga had a very similar problem to 360. The cpu's used to get so warm that they would expand and push the contacts out on the cpu socket.. as soon as it cooled back down, poor contact = dead. This happened only to very intensely used amigas, and was known locally as "chip creak"

Every 7*c you knock off a component's temperature, doubles its theoretical lifespan. This is certainly the case with processors.

Xbox360 doesn't, to me, have enough space in the case for the correct ventilation.

Accessndx.. Dunno what i'd do in your situation. Probably chuck her.

her:"are you nearly finished?"
me: no i just got started.

end of discussion. If she took it further
her: blah blah blah blah
me: I do what I want, when I want.
her: BLAH BLAH BLAH
me: bye!
 

funker

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CaptainStoner said:
her:"are you nearly finished?"
me: no i just got started.

end of discussion. If she took it further
her: blah blah blah blah
me: I do what I want, when I want.
her: BLAH BLAH BLAH
me: bye!

amen bro, i would do the same which is prolly why u and i aren't married haha!
 

oldpink

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yep I agree
my son saved up to buy his 360 and after a month the HD failed, the box still works but screw that
make quality units, don't ship out sub standard crap that will fail when you turn it on
 

Chiefsmokingbud

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accessndx said:
Cooling is a major factor with the Xbox 360. I've always had an external cooling fan.

Reading the posts back, it seems I'm not the only one that gets "chick aggro" when they're playing.

If there's ANYTHING that's brought me closer to divorce, it hasn't been my insane consumption of drugs and illicit substances....it hasn't been me being lazy or inattentive.....it's been my Xbox 360....

There's nothing that drives my chick more bat-shit than me playing online.

She pulls the SAME routine EVERY time I play......she'll come walking in pretty much whenever I start playing...and say the following: "Are you almost done?".

That drives me up a f*cking wall. I want to take whatever weapons I have in the game and unload them all simultaneously on her.

She insists that I can play "when she's not around"...which is almost NEVER.

What the hell is up with chicks hating on the 360? I could be out schtooping other broads, or getting into all sorts of nonsense...
But playing safely on the couch twists my broads nipples hard. Dunno what I could do to rectify that without 1) murder, 2) divorce, 3) ear plugs.

Boy to I feel lucky now and have more respect for her. The only problem we have is who's gonna play next, me or her LOL
 

accessndx

♫All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom..
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If I chucked chicks that all had a major malfunction, we'd run out of room to put 'em somewhere.
 
Ya it's weird. My gf doesn't like when I play but she doesn't complain. She just goes and does something else.

When we play at my friend's house, his gf is always like "why boys always wanna do some gay shit like play games" added with lots of sighs. She needs some friends or something.

Then there's some girls who can't wait for their turn on the sticks haha :D

go figure
 

Quentin

Member
Girls and the Gamer.

Girls and the Gamer.

Sure Enough Karen left after months of me playing my station all night and half of the day. If it wasnt the remote or control it was a bong in my hands and not her. If Only Wild horses could have dragged me away.We`d go riding together.
She left me for some cowpoke boyee-love to get my Hands on that fool yeah.
I feel better now and its back to the bong and the New Playstation Free.
 
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pSi007

luaith said:
i got a 360 pro for x-mas...
so you guys are saying that it will malfunction in a matter of months?...huh..

no... those loser pot heads are up their asses in ps3 shit... white xb360 is good. the only thing is, dont unplug it constantly and randomly while its starting. its not much to worry about. i play my xb360 maybe 20 hours a week for 2 years... nothing.... perfection )
 

GET MO

Registered Med User
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knock on wood pSi...... What I want ta know is why do they keep sending break-easys when they claim to have fixed the problem, is it that damn hard? Maybe they should hire some new technicians...
 

Endo

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microsoft doesnt even see your xbox b4 they ship you a new one. it just goes to a ups warehouse where they have a stack full of new ones to ship out. you send it to ups. and they ship you a brand new one. the reason we all get shitty ones. is because they probably want to go thru old stock and get rid of them and hope some of them work and they dont have to replace them. b4 they start turning out new units for customers. i for one would like to get one that works for more than 6 mos. im in the process of sending out my 4th or 5th one now. to boot. i called up and they give you a run around about sending it it now.. when i finally got someone on the phone she goes, u can ship and pack it from any ups store...

wait.. no. your going to send me a box. she then goes oh ok.. but your console is out of warrenty there may be some fees for repair.. i said uhh.. NO> this is an xbox you sent me as a replacement... then the lightbulb goes on with her. that i said that 50 times already... and she agrees..
so we will see if i get my box this week or they fuck it up again... i hate customer service people that dont speak english.
 

ToKEN

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GET MO said:
And fuck Halo too.

dont be mad just cause you're a noob :) haha just kidding bro. think what you will, i love the box...all kinds :D
 

SFC

Member
I already have the PS3, but like the controls better on the Xbox, and was considering buying one, but man, they need to get them fuckers working right before I jump in.
 

GET MO

Registered Med User
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Anyone tried the Elite? Think thats the way Ima go if I stay with XBOX. My friend gotta ps3, and I like everything about the xbox way better- games, graphics, controls and online play and madden... kinda frustrating they keep fuckin up like this...
 

Echoes

Member
I definitely understand what you mean. Luckily, I haven't had a problem with my 360 (Pro) yet. I'm thinking that I got a later release or perhaps I've just had good luck. I've been playing it fairly steadily for over a year now and, so far, all is well. I do have a few gripes of my own with Microsoft, though. For one, they broke my audio when the NXE upgrade was released. I have to do the HDD trick to get my sound to work on every reboot/cold boot. It is very annoying and they haven't fixed it yet (almost two months I believe.) Also, their $100 wireless internet antenna sucks balls. The reception is terrible, granted, I am stealing wireless from my neighbors but come on. I bought a Linksys WMP54GX w/ 3 arm antenna for less than $100 and it has amazing reception. I also hate how they try to milk you for every cent online (icons, wallpapers, etc.)

Oh yeah, fuck Halo, also.
 
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GR8shoeBaDizzle

FUCK'N RED RING OF DEATH.....MY FIRST ONE I RETIRED AFTER 5 PLUS YEARS WITH NO PROBLEMS....AND GOT A NEW ONE LESS THAN 2 MONTHS AGO...NOW THIS MUTHER FUCKER HAS THE RED RINGS OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!

I guess I have to break out the ps3......fuck and I just unlocked my AK on Call of duty....xbox are some mother fuckers....
 
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Capital G

no biggie theyll send you a new or refurbished 1 plus a free month of live
 

Yes4Prop215

Active member
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my xbox got RROD after about 8 months. sent it back and got another one.

this one is having disc reading problems sometimes it wont read a game and i gotta restart. it also makes some LOUD ass noises sometimes.

plyaing COD for hours straight probably does not help.
 
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GR8shoeBaDizzle

no ....its the fact that they have shitty costumer support and those shitty cut corners on there system dont do no good...they are the true meaning of a nickle and dime corporation.....because these fuckers will nickel and dime you to death.....and screw a free month of live.......no offense Capital G.....
 

Yes4Prop215

Active member
Veteran
^yea fuck microsoft they are professionals at nickle and diming. they give free word with every computer that expires in a few months soyou gotta buy the real one. then you gotta renew it everyyear. fucking 350 bucks for a disc haha, luckily my asian homies know how to hack but all the regular folks out there coughin up money are getting played!

and xbox live is BREAD. they make so much fucking money. fuck those greedy fuckers.
 

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