What do you tell your wife to tell the cops if they come?

[Merfolk]

Well, i think my wife understands the shit that could happen if we let them in, but she tells me stuff like "What do i tell them, i cant just shut the door in there face"

this is assuming she opens the door, i tell to look before she opens, but she never does.

Im not sure where im going with this just curious what you guys or gals tell your S/O what to do or what not to do.

 

[zingablack]

id say to tell her the same stuff that you would tell them. NOTHING. deny entry with no warrant all the basics pretty much

 

[toba_hoser]

I sat her down and watched a video with her online about not talking to them at all, I dont remember if i got the link right from this site but its was very informative.
"why you should never talk to the police"
maybe? something along those lines.

 

[dontstepongrass]

you should never even open the door. that only gives them the ability to say "i smell marijuana" and they push their way in...

i would tell your wife to never open the door unless she is expecting someone and can verify by sight or phonecall that the knock at the door is friendly.

shit, i disconnected a wire from my doorbell chime so that there's no temptation...

 

[jonezin]

Tell her that you will maybe lose your kids, or your house, whatever to get the point across. My wife really pissed me off recently because I found out she's been throwing shit in the garbage. I told her over a year ago never to throw anything in the trash. She doesn't think it's a big deal though I guess. Or at least she didn't until a couple weeks ago when I came unglued on her over it.

 

[yamaha_1fan]

Well, i think my wife understands the shit that could happen if we let them in, but she tells me stuff like "What do i tell them, i cant just shut the door in there face"

You need to ... uh for lack of a better word, train her to always look. She HAS to learn that. There is NO WAY IN HELL our front door opens if we dont know who it is. All of our doors are always locked as well.

1 she can pretend shes not home

2 She can ignore them

3 She can tell them she is busy, could they leave a card and she can call them

4 She can tell them to fuck off.

5 She can come out a back door, etc and meet them out front


At some point, you want to know WHY they are there. Are they there because the neighbors house got robbed, or because they want to talk to you? big difference

 

[headiez247]

You need to ... uh for lack of a better word, train her to always look. She HAS to learn that. There is NO WAY IN HELL our front door opens if we dont know who it is. All of our doors are always locked as well.

1 she can pretend shes not home

2 She can ignore them

3 She can tell them she is busy, could they leave a card and she can call them

4 She can tell them to fuck off.

5 She can come out a back door, etc and meet them out front


At some point, you want to know WHY they are there. Are they there because the neighbors house got robbed, or because they want to talk to you? big difference

I'd show her one of the video's online, then print out yamaha's list and have her read it over and over. Bottom line is if she's the only one home, there is NO fucking way anyone is coming inside.

 

[g13]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=08fZQWjDVKE&feature=related
here's s couple to watch!!and one for when you are in the car;
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eDJrQBwJpqk&feature=related

 

[Doctor Who]

Don't talk! Here is a 20 min video. It's excellent.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6014022229458915912&q=&hl=en

 

[iluvtogrograss]

My wife smokes with me, she knows I grow. but she really doesn't know I grow. She knows not to answer the door, as we have had a visit before with a "knock and talk". She does not go into the area in our home where my set up is and she has no need and really no desire to go there.

She is like Corporal Schultz---I know nothing, see nothing.

 

[whodi]

what prompted the knock and talk, iluvtogrograss?

 

[Maj.PotHead]

She HAS to learn that. There is NO WAY IN HELL our front door opens if we dont know who it is. All of our doors are always locked as well. no warrent no answer the door but then again if they have a warrent they'll knock once then Bam door is kicked in

 

[yamaha_1fan]

but then again if they have a warrent they'll knock once then Bam door is kicked in

LOL I wonder if they will even knock. Guess that depends on the warrant.


Merfolk if you spend enough time on the security forum, you will read countless posts of people who answered the door and just gave up their rights. Your way of life, depends on you sticking to your guns. Even if its only a few plants, you will have court, attorney fees, probation, record, neghbors stigma, parents at your kids soccer games (if that applies), etc. Just a huge PITA. And if its more, then you may be doing some time.


Dont mean to be so tough about it but like I said, it seems like there is a post here every week about someone just caving in and giving up their rights

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

You need to ... uh for lack of a better word, train her to always look. She HAS to learn that. There is NO WAY IN HELL our front door opens if we dont know who it is. All of our doors are always locked as well.

1 she can pretend shes not home

2 She can ignore them

3 She can tell them she is busy, could they leave a card and she can call them

4 She can tell them to fuck off.

5 She can come out a back door, etc and meet them out front


At some point, you want to know WHY they are there. Are they there because the neighbors house got robbed, or because they want to talk to you? big difference

hello yamaha

your list is good, however, I would say that number 4 and 5 are out of question in my personal opinion...

if she chooses number 4, that will most likely piss off the pig; a woman alone at home telling them big mean law enforcing officers to fuck off? how dare she, they are going to do anything now to get in that house...

number 5 is just way out of question imo, no way in hell i would suggest to my woman that if she is alone, that she needs to go out and meet a couple of porkers by herself, much less if she is attractive, it is just not happening out here... you never know what kind of pig you are dealing with... always remember that no one polices the police and that they carry firearms and can kill legally, and we also know people in general, whether cops or not, are fucked up in the head, so be carefull...

options 1 - 3 make a lot more sense... problem is, if cops really want to talk to you, they eventually will, so you need to meet them on neutral ground and find out what is it they wish.

growing is not a crime,

Paz

 

[talos4]

if she's gonna be in a position to even talk to them your screwed. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT GO TO THE DOOR! anything else and you risk all. you don't go outside to talk to them, you just DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!

 

[Securityfirst]

All right dude picture this. Its 830 am , you woke up early , smoked two bowls in the livingroom made some french fries. Your wife wakes up at 930, her chemical imbalance, menopause, PMS, bipolar disorder is kicking hard, she's in the woman zone. That is what you have to watch out for. She starts yelling at you, the neighbors call the cops on a domestic. They are at your door. As soon as you open that door, they seperate you. They tell her sneaky things, they tell you sneaky things. You say im remaining silent. They smell the bowlpack from that morning, they trick your wife, they call the sargeant.This is what happens. To avoid the problems of this, HAVE A PLAN READY.Shut the electricity down if you have 4 rooms blown up, have locks on every growroom door. HAVE AN EMERGENCY PLAN.Be aware of the womans brain and how easily manipulated it is. Be aware that when police come to your door on a domestic they seperate you , bring the male outside and put you in cuffs. The question is what are you gonna do before you open that door, you have to open it when the police come on a domestic.PEACE AND WATCH OUT FOR THE PMS, PUT THE JOINT DOWN FOR A WEEK AND HAVE A PLAN, ITS WORTH IT!!!

PS: If you have four rooms blown up or even two, a garage etc. Do not smoke in the main living room where the front door is, especially if you and wifey fight a lot. Remember jail sucks really bad. Even in Norcal where it is "legal" the cops will be very aggressive if they smell marijuana. Even in Norcal the bail is 20000, you should have a lawyer on hand and remember SECURITYFIRST.

 

[stinkyattic]

Good security points but I have to, for my own womanly pride, interject something here:
Some of you guys are harshing on chicks more than we really deserve. No matter who you are, and who you are married to, a home grow has to be a TEAM PROJECT and if you and the SO fight a lot you need to re-think your style and perhaps move the team to the 'away' stadium. Or split up, if you can't settle your differences without attracting the notice of that old dear across the way peeping out from behind her crappy polyester martha stewart home curtains. PMS is no excuse. Nor is dude coming home drunk from poker night after a big loss and being a loud jerk. You gonna play the game, you gotta play it silently. It's like fucking in a library. It's sexy as fuck and a good time... unless someone notices you. So SHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[igrohydro]

erm,that you have immigrated!

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

Good security points but I have to, for my own womanly pride, interject something here:
Some of you guys are harshing on chicks more than we really deserve. No matter who you are, and who you are married to, a home grow has to be a TEAM PROJECT and if you and the SO fight a lot you need to re-think your style and perhaps move the team to the 'away' stadium. Or split up, if you can't settle your differences without attracting the notice of that old dear across the way peeping out from behind her crappy polyester martha stewart home curtains. PMS is no excuse. Nor is dude coming home drunk from poker night after a big loss and being a loud jerk. You gonna play the game, you gotta play it silently. It's like fucking in a library. It's sexy as fuck and a good time... unless someone notices you. So SHHHHHHHHH!!!

true that, if you have a grow with the wife and/or husband, it is a team effort and both must be "goal oriented" (i can't believe i just used that term, but anyway). both of you need to follow the grow rules to the letter and have similar passion and respect for the plant, as well as planting and working in a harmonious and loving environment is the best.

so leave the fights for another ocassion, and go have loud sex away from the grow if your neighbors will call the popo on you too thinking there is domestic violence going on

 

[dontstepongrass]

who cares what neighbors do or say. don't open the door. shit, i don't even show my face by the door if im not expecting guests. i don't care what the cops are there for, they aren't getting in to talk without a no-knock warrant because i will simply not respond to my front door. (doorbell disconnected)

fuck em!