when, when, when?

[NOKUY]

when will it happen?

when will "they" come up w/ something so that i can smoke sum weed and not worry about the "random" UA?.

i know its been said a million times, but it's pretty retarded that i can go drink myself to near death tonight, and as long as i can drag my hungover ass in to work tomorrow its all good.

...but i cant chill after work today, and enjoy a bit of ganja w/out fear that i'll get called to go piss ...wether random, or if some hungover fuk causes an accident around me.

there has got to be a way around this scenario (and im not gonna carry a rubber dick and synthetic urine around all day every day)

 

[Stoner4Life]

I think you're in a new work place if I'm recalling a recent post/thread. It's all about leverage bro, dig up some dirt on your boss somehow (something juicey) & then let him know you have no problem w/a piss test if given 30 days notice.......

 

[NOKUY]

I think you're in a new work place if I'm recalling a recent post/thread. It's all about leverage bro, dig up some dirt on your boss somehow (something juicey) & then let him know you have no problem w/a piss test if given 30 days notice.......

good idea, but no way that would work w/ where im at now.

my work now is doing natural gas pipeline operations, and almost no one can get this job unless u know someone.

my stepdad was senior VP of engineering and operations for this company, and recently retired....he got me on thru the current director of operations mgr... who he hired.

...so i cant really mess around.

i just wanna be able to smoke sum ganja and not have to worry.

...if i have to stay off it for a few years i will, but i still think its messed up!

 

[SDOG]

I think you're in a new work place if I'm recalling a recent post/thread. It's all about leverage bro, dig up some dirt on your boss somehow (something juicey) & then let him know you have no problem w/a piss test if given 30 days notice.......

Could work but it also sounds like a good way to get fired. Definitely situational.

 

[subrob]

and drillers are not really guys you wanna fuck around with anyway. it is a drag that everytime someone comes up with a new method or substance, the industry is on to it within a month or two. used to be soooo much easier to beat the tests. the synthetic urine works, but you need a couple hours after being notified to have it warmed up. and its not real convenient to have that strapped on when your working on a rig. good luck brother, hope you find a solution.......sub

 

[RudolfTheRed]

i was speaking with an ex-marine and he was talking about drug tests in the service. they would give random tests but since he knew who gave the tests he said he always go tipped off. If he had a test on Monday he could do coke on Friday and be okay, but if he smoked a joint he would be in trouble. Now how fucked up is that. drug laws are stupid and so are these drug tests. If your a coke addict your fine. If you like to smoke a little weed your fucked. I just don't get it.

 

[Dr Dog]

A bud of mine has to get tests done everytime he changes a construction site, basically he got himself in the company so entrenched, that they almost need him, so he flat out told his boss, Hey man, I smoke weed sometimes on the weekends, so if you want me to be eleigible for these jobs sites, you have to give me notice.

He gets notice for everyone now

 

[Stoner4Life]

A bud of mine has to get tests done everytime he changes a construction site, basically he got himself in the company so entrenched, that they almost need him, so he flat out told his boss, Hey man, I smoke weed sometimes on the weekends, so if you want me to be eleigible for these jobs sites, you have to give me notice.

He gets notice for everyone now

actually that's the best advice of all, make yourself so indispensable that they either clue you in or manage to exclude you completely from the program.

The easiest way to begin to make yourself indispensable bro is to always look to see what you can do for your task at hand that's above and beyond what others expect of you, do more than what's expected of you at all times. If you see that your boss or supervisor has something to do that you could do for him then do it. If you detect that another worker has a weakness then help to solve it or just be there to help whenever possible. Of course be sure of what you're doing so as not to jump in and make any mistakes.

I sure don't mean to sound like a know it all or to tell you how to work bro but your boss/supervisor will recognize that work ethic immediately, this will make them want to keep you on their team for sure.

 

[Pops]

Yukon, if you pack a big rubber dick right next to your own dick and wear tight jeans, you will get a whole lot more notice from the ladies.

 

[Old Man Time]

The reason I have benefits is because I pass my piss tests. Both my children are covered with everything I have because I pass my piss tests. I have a retirement and pension package because I pass my piss tests.

I have been piss tested 10 times in 16 months.

I use the urinator.

Your downright stubborn or stupid to not drop $160.00 on a product that will save you many headaches.

 

[Rifman]

just make it so that they understand that you are cool, be productive! thats all your boss really cares about anyway!

 

[subrob]

ive used a product by the same company that produces the wizzinator. its called Number 1. i am not watched when i take tests, so i just need the synthetic urine.
--rifman, drilling companies, and oil and gas companies are ridiculously obsessive about urine tests for thier field workers. its all about workmens comp and insurance rates. i was in that field for quite some time, and its not always that easy. if he was not already productive, he would not be working there.

 

[luaith]

if i were you..which im glad im not..
i would say to hell with it and smoke...
who fuckin cares..it's just a job..
but i can say this because my union job forbids randoms..lol.

i thought you were moving to the great white north??
but you keep going south??

i think you should re-enlist into the corps...
seems you have more chararcter to build..

 

[nycdfan042]

yea man what OMT said, why do things the hard way?

 

[Old Man Time]

ive used a product by the same company that produces the wizzinator. its called Number 1. i am not watched when i take tests, so i just need the synthetic urine.
--rifman, drilling companies, and oil and gas companies are ridiculously obsessive about urine tests for thier field workers. its all about workmens comp and insurance rates. i was in that field for quite some time, and its not always that easy. if he was not already productive, he would not be working there.

I absolutly agree. The north slope in AK is mad crazy about piss testing their folk. I have family that works in the oil fields and he gets tested at least once every month.

BUT....the urinator (although its a tube not a penis) keeps your urine set at 98.6 degrees per a sensor. The whizzinator requires a 'hand warmer' to get to the temp needed to fly. I have issues with that....being that is the first thing the tester looks at....temp.

But to each his own....I have actually thought about buying both and incorporating them as one 'fail safe' unit. But in all of my at least 30 UA exams....I have never been watched....all but once....going into the navy.

 

[luaith]

to bad for the yukon...
unless he wants to walk around with a fake penis..24/7.
i know i wouldn't...
so your choices are to smoke or not...

what will it be..??