~~~The Stoner Below Me Game~~~

[Ipsissimus]

no but I hid them in someones bushes. I thought I had to fart..bbzzztt

tsbm has woken after a night of drinking on someone elses couch/bed/chair to find everything damp...and didn't do anything about it

 

[Don Cotyle]

Nope, I woke up in my own bed and I only had a nightcap of Jack Daniels. I fill a Wiskey Sour galss with crushed ice and cover with JD, it usually equaly about 3-4 shots... just enough for a good drink which is sipped to enjoy the flavor!!!

TSBM has been locked up for being drunk in public haveing to spend the night in the drunk tank and they never found the smoke hidden in his-her boots =P

 

[Mason Jarpacker]

not quite but i did do a year with the state for purchase of cannabis.

TSBM likes potted meat

 

[Don Cotyle]

OK I'll admit it, spread over a cracker with a thin slice of chedder cheese =P

TSBM likes sardines

 

[Stoner4Life]

nope I LOVE 'em....... sardines=health food store in a can
and is a well known way to add years to your life. a friend
stopped by one night as I was noshing on some sardines.
"Eeeewww, that reminds me of a bunch of old men eating
sardine sandwiches in the old days" he said, I hadda shake
my head in disbelief at his own near sightedness & tunnel
vision he had.......



tsbm likes his lady to roll play for him (nurses uniform, school
girl uniform, etc.......) or wished he had the nerve to tell her so

 

[GET MO]

nah, I just go get a real nurse or a college student ,

the stoner below me cant stand police, cuz there a bunch of dumb fagget ass mothafuckas who think they are better than everyone else and so treat people like dogs instead of fellow humans. The stoner below me knows that they were the lil fairy kids in school that got picked on because they would always say dumb shit, and they grew up mad at the word so decided to be cops so they could get back at the regular people who believed in freedom. The stoner below me says "FUCK THE POLICE."

 

[Monad]

Hell fucking Yes! No love for the po po.
When I was booked it was a fat fucker new on the job so excited to abuse his power he didn't read rights or do anything he was supposed to, pretty much treated me worse than a dog. Threatened me the whole time, asking me questions than telling me to shut up b/c "You better watch your mouth b/c you don't want to find out what I'll do to you if you dont".
Rest of the more experienced average weight cops are standing there watching him so fuck em too. No cop is a good cop!

TSBM hasta go take a shit and then they'll be right back on icmag...oh wait thats me

 

[SativaIndica420]

no wait thats me too...


TSBL has a dog that has 3 legs and a wife that does too

 

[Smurf]

No my dog has 5 legs,, & I prefer my mrs to be legless.

TSBM loves raging at concerts.

 

[southflorida]

true...especially at rammstein's concert

tsbm....would love to smoke some of that sticky...ickky....ickky...green bud

 

[Mason Jarpacker]

very true,i'm stuck with some good mids right now,but nothing kind,still have 5 weeks to go before the next ladies come down then a dry and cure


tsbm keeps seeing something out of the corner of their eye

 

[Rickutr]

damn straight that old bong with a crack in it with so many memories that I just can't bear to bury

tsbm smokes regularily then orders a Babe Ruth type meal at drive-thru

 

[Kal-El]

True sometimes...craving for Culver's!

TSBM has sat at a stop sign waiting for it to change.

 

[Irishslappop]

haha true.


TSBM has eaten an entire box of oreos in one sitting and pooped black for 3 days.

 

[Stoner4Life]

lol....... not me bro, 3 or 4 of any cookie & I'm done.


tsbm will be going to a Halloween party this year.


BTW, who in the heck is gonna start this years Halloween Thread?

 

[Don Cotyle]

Sorry stoner4life, I'm not going to a party, I'm gonna have a small paryt at my place this year...just a few close friends...a couples party with some good smoke and alcohol! Antbody that gets to lit can just stay here for the night!!!

TSBM is gonna get ripped and give out candy to all the little monsters again this year, then party some more!

 

[southflorida]

tsam......true....and the ones who are female and over 18...i will pinch their asses too

tsbm...will not climb down the chimney this year as santa claus

 

[Stoner4Life]

True, I played Santa once about 20 years
ago. It is an over-rated experience at best.......



tsbm still enjoys the 'thought of' or the actual 'act of'
dropping water balloons on unsuspecting victims.......

 

[southflorida]

true...a very delightful thought...by the way

tsbm...wish he had an M3 BMW he could drive on the autobahn for a week....lol...just hauling ass 7 x 24 hours = 168 hours

 

[Monad]

TRUE but I am a motorcycle person more - if you want a roof buy a house.

Rather take a GSX1300R (Hayabusa) and instead of the autobahn the Isle of Man.......droool..was watchin youtube vids of that yesterday while baked...better than sex...almost.

TSBM has watched every episode of the simpsons more than once
- 424 episodes = 530 straight days of TV and well worth it!