Hey, whats it like in Cali?

[sunnydog]

Hey Cali. people.what is the herb scene like out there?
Orignally from the east coast of USA (yeah, I left), then moved to the west coast of Canada,B.C.
Could be getting old here if a new gov. gets voted in, so I'm thinking about alternative places to live.
Just looking for input, I've been a bit bummed out lately.

 

[rightwingblazer]

well the herb scene out here in commifornia is quite possibly the best in the world. with humboldt, the bay and l.a. now blowin up, its hard to beat. my buddies come dome from h-boldt every couple months with shit thats unbelievable. just when you thought you saw the best shit in your life, the next load comes in even better. w/ a recommendation your set. are the canadians moving to the right politically. dont worry, commifornia is the place for you. every now and then, you do have over zealous feds and dea. the police and highway patrol cant do shit though. their employed by the state. just stay low key and their shouldnt be any probs.

 

[sunnydog]

"w/ a recommendation your set. "
What does this mean?

 

[rightwingblazer]

you can get a doctors recommendation to burn. that way, state police cant fuck with you. you can walk in a club and buy legally. the feds and dea are still a prob, but dont worry about them if your a small timer. they wont waste their time and money for someone who buys a 1/8 every other day.

 

[sunnydog]

you can get a doctors recommendation to burn. that way, state police cant fuck with you. you can walk in a club and buy legally. the feds and dea are still a prob, but dont worry about them if your a small timer. they wont waste their time and money for someone who buys a 1/8 every other day.

What illnesses qualify?

 

[rightwingblazer]

a better question would be what illnesses dont qualify. you can get one for almost anything. pms, arthritis, pain, cancer, turrets, adhd, insomnia ect. mj really helps with my insomnia and pain from arthritis in my hand from so many boxing fractures. i prefer heavy indica as my medicine of choice. bubba kush is my favorite. works everytime.

 

[sunnydog]

Diabetes?

 

[whiterabbit9]

gotta love california

 

[Pops]

If you pay the right doctor, erectile dysfunction, anal spasms and rectal seepage work just as well. As long as you like traffic jams, extremely hot weather and ungodly high rents and real estate prices, come on down. Try not to go any further south than San Francisco. The closer you get to San Diego, the closer you are to Nazi territory!

 

[emmy75]

you mean u wanna come to paradise? if you really wanna know about the med scene u should check out the norte and so cal clone threads over in the med forum. if you can afford to buy a prescription, youre in.

good luck

 

[FrankRizzo]

If you pay the right doctor, erectile dysfunction, anal spasms and rectal seepage work just as well. As long as you like traffic jams, extremely hot weather and ungodly high rents and real estate prices, come on down. Try not to go any further south than San Francisco. The closer you get to San Diego, the closer you are to Nazi territory!

Don't forget the high gas prices and generally insane population.

 

[sunnydog]

I was thinking more of a rural setting.

 

[Papulz]

first time i came to cali this is what i was told: the state (CA) is a lot like granola... full o' fruits flakes and nuts.

 

[Mrs.Babba]

Just cuz you have a doc's rec doesnt make you instantly able to do whatever you want, the cops can and have come into your house and rip your plants out, then you get a letter in the mail telling you to show up for court! .....depends on where you live and the local cops in the area!
California's great but you still have to becareful....

 

[emmy75]

sunnydog anywhere up north is great. you say rural but how rural is the question. i would think anywhere in humbolt county would be nice. i live in socal but how i love nocal . there is no place on earth like it. if i were you i would google some of the rural cities in norcal and find out a little about them. then go into the med forum where the northerners hang out and ask them about specific cities. i think u will get alot better infor there than here. if you wanna do socal then i can help with that.

 

[Whatever]

I was thinking more of a rural setting.

Lot's of great rural areas that are fairly inexpensive. What's your idea of rural? Some very out of the way and pretty inexpensive places in Cali...but then you have to support yourself.

 

[KillerDemo]

cali is a different world....well worth the cost

 

[rightwingblazer]

pops- i almost fell outta my chair laughing when i read your post. yeah stay up north for the most lax/tolerance views. humboldt is the best. but you gotta find work. san fransicko is also tolerate of the scene, but well im sure you heard it all before. bezerkly is cool but a little radical. oakland is all city and the crime rate is thru the roof. dont forget about oregon. its pretty sweet up there. once you leave the bay area and head south, you will have to make it to l.a. in one piece. that can be tough though. you will have to pass thru central commifornia. do so at your own risk. you wil go thru several nazi check points. cover all tattoos, take out any piercings, if you have long hair tuck it in a baseball hat. do not use hip hop lingo, this can be very dangerous. take off any obama stickers(dead give away). avoid driving a prius or any other hybrid. when the ss asks you where you are headed, tell them bakersfield for a gun rally. if you have a jewish last name, try to get a fake id with alternate last name. do not travel with any blacks. mexicans will be accepted as long as you tell them they are part of your work force and you will return them to the border immediately after use. other than that you'll be safe.

 

[gramsci.antonio]

man my english is poor, so i can't really understand where the joke end and the reality begin... Are you saying that cops are really rough in central california?

 

[sunnydog]

sunnydog anywhere up north is great. you say rural but how rural is the question. i would think anywhere in humbolt county would be nice. i live in socal but how i love nocal . there is no place on earth like it. if i were you i would google some of the rural cities in norcal and find out a little about them. then go into the med forum where the northerners hang out and ask them about specific cities. i think u will get alot better infor there than here. if you wanna do socal then i can help with that.

Thanks for the info!
Everybody!