How many fingers would you lose?

[Retardo Motabon]

If you would be guaranteed you would have your favorite herb for the rest of your life, what appendages and how many would you be willing to lose to have it? What strain of herb would it be? You can't count parts you've already lost!

Somehow this came up with my wife on the way home tonight.
Remember you can still smoke a J with a thumb and forefinger!

If this thread is offensive somehow, my apologies, I had alot of sun today. I'll remove it if necessary.
RM

 

[illnillinois]

bump for a good thread..

bump for a good thread..

me, id choose none.. I would rather stay in this depressing boat smoking shitweed..
Please no offense to ANYONE who has lost a body part! just can see it being
worth the trade to me..

Some of the responses should be great..


WAIT, id give a Kidney.. nothing on the outside.. the world can be so cruel, even if you have the best smoke..
IMO

 

[Retardo Motabon]

I'll go with the two small fingers and a toe for the blueberries. My answer would be based on current laws in these parts not improving. This is just for fun. I and many I know have suffered much for our simple right, some have suffered more than i could know, and many more will continue to suffer. How about, what are you willing to lose or do for absolute freedom with the herb?

 

[Haps]

How many was your wife willing to give up? Or was she just cutting your digits off?

 

[Retardo Motabon]

I told her the last joint of my pinky for sure, she said it was bullshit and worth two. I guess she'd probably like the honors but it'd probably be by someone in the government after a crazy poker match not based in reality!

 

[ElGato]

i'd shave my goatee

.. need somebody to cut your fingers off?
let me know lol




mj

 

[FirstTracks]

wouldn't give up anything just to smoke.

if i could grow, smoke, and supplement my income without worrying about going to prison or facing any kind of trouble.........i'd give up a couple pinky fingers, maybe a kidney, tops of my ears.....

 

[Retardo Motabon]

Yup i meant to imply that one would be completely free from governmental fuckery for their lifetime in their personal use of the herb.

 

[medical_shed]

My colon. Gives me a lot of gip, would be glad to get rid of it

 

[Space Ghost]

^^^in that case, i'd give up a couple toes, maybe a pinky finger

edit: I was referring to the lack of govt fucklery

 

[medical_shed]

 

[killedkilleryo]

well how much smoke do i get and could i sell it ?

 

[bakerman]

Can you give up a brother or sister!

 

[NOKUY]

ha...this is a good one...especially since i cant smoke right now.

id have to have employment UA's banished too tho.

in that case u can have my right pinky toe (shit has nail fungus anyway)...thats prolly it....ill roll the dice w/ the rest of my gear intact.

 

[NOKUY]

^^^in that case, i'd give up a couple toes, maybe a pinky finger

...cant give up the pinky fingers....theres a cpl spots in the nose that u cant pick w/ out it

 

[Grizz]

well if it werent for viagra I guess you could cut it off , but viva viagra so it stays. already have one mangleled finger so I guess you could take it, it would be worth it just to not have the goerment fucking with ya.

 

[RudolfTheRed]

almost lost a few fingers in my life time and it sucks...

when i was young almost blew my hand off with a fire cracker...
wood shop class 6th grade almost lost some to the bandsaw.. cut to the bone
working for a tree service... had the saw whip back and almost take some off..
and building houses i almost lost them using the saw...
got a few more stories... lets just say i'm lucky to have all 10
but as much as i use tools im bound to lose one at some point... i figure since the odds are against me i might as well say i'd give one away if i could smoke without police/government/family/employee hassle. it would still suck. i like working with my hands but i suppose the trade off is worth it. just can't lose any more after that 1. then it wouldn't be worth it.

 

[flubnutz]

no way, i like all my parts where they are, never know, might come in handy some day ... if i aint willin to work to pay for it or to grow it, i figure i dont desrve it

 

[whiterabbit9]

i wont even read ... lol!!

gets my vote for stupidest post

ps id rather keep the fingers

 

[TNTBudSticker]

Someone has been with woman too long....

Reminds me of a chick that asked "If I gotten fat like 475 pounds...would you still love me"?

I said "no'

Then she called me a "Jerk'

but I got laid that night with her....So Who the hell cares what she says.

ummm back to the question.... no i wouldn't lose anything cuz we HAVE soooo many seeds and ummmmmm.

I'll lose like One foot of my hair for locks but no body parts.