Getting Drug Tested for my 2nd Job Interview tommorow.. Gonna BOMB it!!
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but one question, how do i get the piss out of the rubber when im in there with the cup?? I assume using the safety pin.. Just took my last bong rip off to bed.
So will they test for oxycodone/hydrocodone?? I have that in my system now and im wondering cause I have an oxycodone hours before the drug test.. And another thing concerning Scorpio's idea, i'll be gone for a few hours before my interview/drug test helping move stuff arround at a buddy's house (no weed smoking)..
Would it be okay to do the water/vitamin flush say 3-4 hours before my interview/drug-test?? I wont be smoking after the flush if I do.. Hope this works out, I'll update after the interview
So will they test for oxycodone/hydrocodone?? I have that in my system now and im wondering cause I have an oxycodone hours before the drug test.. And another thing concerning Scorpio's idea, i'll be gone for a few hours before my interview/drug test helping move stuff arround at a buddy's house (no weed smoking)..
Would it be okay to do the water/vitamin flush say 3-4 hours before my interview/drug-test?? I wont be smoking after the flush if I do.. Hope this works out, I'll update after the interview
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Hal
I think you will one day be, at the very least, a finalist in the Darwin Awards.
But best of luck to ya kid.
But best of luck to ya kid.
Ganja Kirbya
New member
I'd take Wunderkind's advice and just avoid the interview that day, call in with a family emergency, but sound extremely desperate to get the job, and try to reschedule with them. I'm sure they'd understand and wouldn't think anything of it.
at this point, the best option you have is to tell them that drug testing goes against your religious beliefs hehehe 
... they do test for opiates btw, what did you expect? good luck!
Paz
... they do test for opiates btw, what did you expect? good luck!Paz
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ScrogHog
Marcellas said:but one question, how do i get the piss out of the rubber when im in there with the cup?? I assume using the safety pin.. Just took my last bong rip off to bed.
So will they test for oxycodone/hydrocodone?? I have that in my system now and im wondering cause I have an oxycodone hours before the drug test.. And another thing concerning Scorpio's idea, i'll be gone for a few hours before my interview/drug test helping move stuff arround at a buddy's house (no weed smoking)..
Would it be okay to do the water/vitamin flush say 3-4 hours before my interview/drug-test?? I wont be smoking after the flush if I do.. Hope this works out, I'll update after the interview
Your gonna fail still smoking weed the night before your test... This method your friends speak of is actually called "Dilution". Ive never read of someone smoking right before or even the night before they start diluting. They definitely test for opiates as well(not saying your an opiate addict but do you think they want an opiate addict in the back room with all their merchandise?). I wish you the best of luck and i hope you learn from this experience. You should have taken the other guys advice and said you had a family emergency. They definitely would have understood and if you realy have this job locked besides for the drug test then i feel they definitely would have understood. Most people who dilute buy home test kits and test the fuck out of themselves not just hope it works. You really procrastinated on this one.
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Mossad
I really wonder why they test for drugs at work.
Must be dirty VD whores thinking they can still get that fuck'n shit freely to pass around
I say kill the VC whore, stay away from my compound wile I really work on free weed for ever
Why buy that shit?
REally man, what fucking boss has that right; kidnap the corprate owner and see how he likes his shit played with
Then again I am not advising anyone to break the law, just gain control over stupid shit going around (weed wasn't the issue, dumb bitches reaching for a bone).
dumb dumb dumb
Wonder if they test for explosives and other shiny felons with gear at work
fuckers, they love flying planes and shit, never down where the dick is grinding the earth
ya, pressing the bunks in prison work always sucked, we made SHIT
guess again man, never had to get a job to make them worry about stealing the loads coming in dude
just hijack it
make a TV bomb and wonder who plugged that in, funny VC whore shit dude
what cell phone with a nuclear weapon in it (who called 911 again)
odd, we might need them to nark on us
funny spirit I am, eat shit and live forever
Must be dirty VD whores thinking they can still get that fuck'n shit freely to pass around
I say kill the VC whore, stay away from my compound wile I really work on free weed for ever
Why buy that shit?
REally man, what fucking boss has that right; kidnap the corprate owner and see how he likes his shit played with
Then again I am not advising anyone to break the law, just gain control over stupid shit going around (weed wasn't the issue, dumb bitches reaching for a bone).
dumb dumb dumb
Wonder if they test for explosives and other shiny felons with gear at work
fuckers, they love flying planes and shit, never down where the dick is grinding the earth
ya, pressing the bunks in prison work always sucked, we made SHIT
guess again man, never had to get a job to make them worry about stealing the loads coming in dude
just hijack it
make a TV bomb and wonder who plugged that in, funny VC whore shit dude
what cell phone with a nuclear weapon in it (who called 911 again)
odd, we might need them to nark on us
funny spirit I am, eat shit and live forever
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TheNorthCountry
Member
Take 2 shots of vinger before you go to bed.... it worked for my friends... >_<
dude either get someone elses piss or just say fuck best buy those are your only 2 options.
you are going to piss positive for THC and OPIATES if you don't substitute for other piss. Im sure one of your friends has a friend that dosn't smoke. Does your dad smoke? Uncle? Grandpa? Sister's boyfriend? All you can do is find some clean piss put it in a condom (all you need is a 1/4 full condom full of clean piss) keep it close to your body so it stays warm and put it in the sample cup when they tell you to piss. That is the only way- otherwise you might as well not even go and when they call you to ask why make up an excuse. Dilution never worked for me, certo didn't work (might have worked if i didn't puke it up in the parking lot) , and neither did taking detox pills or drinks. but fake piss always works, or someones clean piss. Those are the only 2 ways to do it.
you are going to piss positive for THC and OPIATES if you don't substitute for other piss. Im sure one of your friends has a friend that dosn't smoke. Does your dad smoke? Uncle? Grandpa? Sister's boyfriend? All you can do is find some clean piss put it in a condom (all you need is a 1/4 full condom full of clean piss) keep it close to your body so it stays warm and put it in the sample cup when they tell you to piss. That is the only way- otherwise you might as well not even go and when they call you to ask why make up an excuse. Dilution never worked for me, certo didn't work (might have worked if i didn't puke it up in the parking lot) , and neither did taking detox pills or drinks. but fake piss always works, or someones clean piss. Those are the only 2 ways to do it.
im really looking for clean piss, cant find it anywhere.. this sucks. ill keep trying but im gonna have to go with the water flush and some aspirins. i smoked today to
maybe ill get lucky and they wont drug test me in my 2nd interview today.. why does erowid tell me that most drug tests dont test for oxycodone/hydrocodone?? and when i do test positive for thc and opiates, will i be black-listed for ever getting a good job or just in the BestBuy chain?? shit
im gonna just say that i was at a party friday and ended up taking a couple hits of a joint, nothing else i can really do. shit
maybe ill get lucky and they wont drug test me in my 2nd interview today.. why does erowid tell me that most drug tests dont test for oxycodone/hydrocodone?? and when i do test positive for thc and opiates, will i be black-listed for ever getting a good job or just in the BestBuy chain?? shit
im gonna just say that i was at a party friday and ended up taking a couple hits of a joint, nothing else i can really do. shit
IWanaGetHiSoHi
Active member
You smoked today too? You're not acting like you want to piss clean bro. You should just hang it up and look elsewhere for employment.
iluvtogrograss
Member
Go To GNC and pick this stuff up. I works for me every time.....I have used it 10-11 times now as my company uses random drug tests. I can literally drink this stuff on my way to the testing center and test clean........1 hour prior to test.......
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im strapped for time and ive asked all my friends and a lot of family, right now i CAN NOT find clean piss. one friend can do it, but i dont have time to go have him piss in a condom for me.. i dont know what you're talking about, i am taking advice and i appreciate it
i smoked today but i havent for a couple hours and it wasnt.. obviously i wont smoke again until after the interview
im going with jjscorpio's advice and hoping for the best.. its 4:30PM and my interview/drug-test is at 7, im on my second glass of water chugging down.. i just popped 4 aspirin as well, but i cant find any vitamins to help the flush!! ill be chugging a lot of water, as wel as mixing it up after i piss a few times (iced tea, orange juice, ect..). cigarettes wont have a negative effect will they.
i really hope this works^^
i smoked today but i havent for a couple hours and it wasnt.. obviously i wont smoke again until after the interview
im going with jjscorpio's advice and hoping for the best.. its 4:30PM and my interview/drug-test is at 7, im on my second glass of water chugging down.. i just popped 4 aspirin as well, but i cant find any vitamins to help the flush!! ill be chugging a lot of water, as wel as mixing it up after i piss a few times (iced tea, orange juice, ect..). cigarettes wont have a negative effect will they.
i really hope this works^^
im drinking a large glass of water every 15 minutes for 2 more hours.. im going on my 3rd glass, im gonna switch to iced tea and orange juice an hour before the test to add color/nutrients to my pee so it doesnt seam completely diluted.. i popped 4 aspirin just now to help flush my system but i cant find any vitamins of any kind, is this a problem??
less than 2.5hours til drug test time, wish me luck!!!!
less than 2.5hours til drug test time, wish me luck!!!!
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Wunderkind
you're fucked, seriously.
drink two gallons of Gatorade, not water OJ or Iced Tea, GATORADE.
and when you take the test, piss into the toilet first, then into the cup. You want to take the piss that's midstream. The highest amounts of THC are in the beginning and end of a piss.
and lastly, you're retarded for smoking today.
drink two gallons of Gatorade, not water OJ or Iced Tea, GATORADE.
and when you take the test, piss into the toilet first, then into the cup. You want to take the piss that's midstream. The highest amounts of THC are in the beginning and end of a piss.
and lastly, you're retarded for smoking today.
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Wunderkind
christ man
go buy two gallons of gatorade!
go buy two gallons of gatorade!
