who has the stupidest neighbors in the world?

[barletta]

Wow, I'm kinda glad you are not my neighbor, TNT. I mean, you seem like a nice guy, but my dogs (3 of whom are on a verbal leash ALL the time) would prolly bark at the cougars, then get eaten.... The lil 1 will FUKK up a squirell though....lol

My (downwind) neighbors ROCK. Older, almost retired, from another country.... They cook for me like they are family, and I am breaking their dog in (she is a jumper and nipper...not around me and my mutts..). I took the wife and all of the dogs to the river to hang out for a while the other day. I hook them up with tomatoes and peppers ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.... We have an understanding, They aren't allowed in my house, and they don't ask to come in. But they don't have to ask to ride their mower all over my grass (and they don't They also tell me who is nosy in the neighborhood.

My upwind neighbor (damn you costal storms) I have heard shitty things about, so I stay away, and when they see me, smile (no teeth - nonthreatening) and wave.....they don't wave back...

Man I had some stupid neighbors when I lived in town..thinkin they were hustlers...barletta finds out that the small town DT's wanna rent the other half of his (apartment) building to watch the corner, and his street (and the IDIOT neighbors) barletta BOUNCED!! LOL at 1 time, in a 1 block strip, there was 2 coke spots, a dope spot, 2 lil personal indoor ops, 1 1/2 lb backyard, and a graveyard where ALL kinds of shit went down.... As of now, everything moved (just before they move in..) except the grave yard....They will find leftovers just due to location....

 

[James-Bong]

this thread just made me happy that the next neighbor is about a half mile away

LOl, i was just thinking that myself..... got to love the boonies.

 

[bentom187]

i live in a apartment and the MF's downstairs have nothing better to do than call the rental office about the stupidest shit,like when it rains if the water is dripping onto her porch and its coming through the cracksof my porch shell say its our fault and then have maintainence and ask what we can do about it.or if i walk and her celing light shakes the slightest she ,comes up stairs bitchin, but she'll play her new flat screen home theater system full blast at 2-3 somtimes 4 a.m. these complaints and suprise visits keep my from growing here too.i cant stand her cause she speaks broken english who the fuck knows were shes from but it takes like a hour just to slowly explain that i need fuckin sleep to stay sane i could yell And swear at her but shell just stand there and smile

 

[southflorida]

one of my neighbors is the stupid ass bitch who cleans up around the apartment building.....I am serious this stupid ass can talk for hours about the stupidest shit that I do not care about...in the beggining I used to listen ..... but when I understood that she never shuts up....I just keep walking

and the funny thing is that sometimes I'm walking up to the third floor and still hear her from the street telling the story to me that started when I was walking on the street and entered the building

but worst of all is mf that do not respect people after midninght and make any kind of loud noise that disturbs a person trying to sleep

I have no tolerance for this shit....and have beat up a few mofo's for this

 

[Jack Crevalle]

Just a question to the OP of this dog thing, if your dogs were fenced in how could they of gotten to the highway? Seems you may not have done all you could to keep the dogs secure which were obviously more dangerous then the cat hunting mice and eating the occasional scrap from your trash. I mean yeah theres an abundance of cats but i don't think people should start sicking their dogs on them to control the populations. Also I'm sure that cat was so damn much of a nuisance that it deserved to die in a horrible fashion. Maybe you should go sick your dogs on the neighbors for starving the cat...

Yeah I agree, that's why I joked that his great solution was to kill the cat. Dude's story is definitely lame, anyone killing a neighbor's pet is asking for trouble.

 

[barletta]

My neighbor just ran through my back yard and wacked up 2 weeks worth of grass. Sure I had to cover the 1 obvious plant, and the other blended in the weeds nicely, but he's old and I know didn't notice. Now I can bring my buds out in the sunshine for a few hrs to dry. Love that 'fresh cut lawn' smell..... If his daughter wasn't Large Marge, I'd do him a favor, but she is a biiiiggg gurl......

 

[southflorida]

in my country the worst neighbors are kids living alone after getting out of high school....the fuc...rs can't stop partying ever....I wonder when they sleep?...lol

 

[barletta]

My neighbor ran through my backyard with the mower the other day, and cut the top off of a pvc cap to some pipe on my septic tank. I was doin laundry later in the day, and I see this STREAM of shitty water ~20' in the air.... Off to the hardware store...

I didn't say anything to him, and yesterday, after a HARD day in the bush, he comes over with some of the 4 food groups: chicken, sausage, lamb, and salmon!! They RULE!!

 

[~fvk~]

yes I did, I had to prevent my dogs from chasing the cat across the roadway which is a 55mph zone that everyone does 65mph in. I was certainly conflicted about it but after a couple of warnings went unheeded I hadda do what I hadda do.......

if my dogs were running across the road and chasing his pets or tearing up his garbage I'd expect the same thing if I were to ignore his warnings. And 'turnabout is fair play' as they say so my dogs are never unsupervised and haven't left my yard since the last time they chased that darn cat.

Dude, wouldn't it be awesome if reincarnation was real? Then you could come back in the next life as a cuddly little kitten just trying to live life until all of a sudden some dickhead comes and stomps on your brains because you're a risk to his pet rat.

 

[Slim Pickens]

i would say its a tie between canada and mexico

LOL...ya beat me to it.

 

[barletta]

I bet Mexico and Canada would have the same answer....

 

[motaco]

you losers and whackos better watch killing peoples cats. No matter what fukt up way you came up with to justify it to yourself.

All I'm going to tell you is there is always someone meaner than you. Believe it. If you don't go to prison for a lil while.

I for instance can pick locks. And re lock them. You'd never know if I was standing behind your door with a stick full of nails or a padlock on a chain. You'll never prove it was your neighbor and not a random crackhead. If you wanna talk about stupid neighbors look no further than yourself. "grow op busted when neighbor confronts asshole about killing his cat". Pure genius.

And I know some dumbass is going to say "well thats when I pull my nine" or whatever. See if you can pull a nine when you got hit in the face with a hammer unexpectedly.

 

[cocktail frank]

my neighbors have the stupidest neighbor in the world lol
thats right, its me.

 

[barletta]

Guys, there are better ways to deal with neighbor hood cats. Just bring em back to the owner with this.

Look at how happy they are to have kitty under control.

CF - Turn the music down, and clean up your yard!! What do you have a dead skunk in there?? It smells like shit on the whole street!!

 

[JackKerouac]

My neighbors have 12 people living in their house and have people coming and going 5 minutes at a time. It is sketchy as hell. If I ever get heat, I would tell the bears that they are probably mistaken and point them at my neighbors.

 

[southflorida]

i don't understand why there are so many neighbors that can't just respect other people living next to them...and maybe even realize they are not the only ones living on this planet....lol...there's like another eight billion other people living on it

and half of them live in China....i believe...lmfao

 

[Rosy Cheeks]

On one side of my grow I've got a family from Sri Lanka, two adults and two kids living on the same surface as my growroom. The man's an on-and-off alcoholic who beats his wife, the wife beats the two kids, who spends most of the time beating eachother, screaming and breaking things. The woman spends most of her days cooking, screaming at the kids and crying, the man spends his time drinking and screaming at his wife, and she of course yells when she gets slapped.
What goes around comes around.

On the other side of the grow, I've got two Vietnamese prostitutes that set up shop. About a dozen older men comes around a day, drilling their eyes in the ground or just look away as you pass and say hello.
Some screams come from that place too...

The good thing is, whenever the carbon scrubber fails and you catch a whiff of something outside the growroom door, it blends right in with the curry stench from the woman's cooking. They automatically get the blame for all the foul smells in the building.

 

[tyler]

rosy, i hope youre not trying to keep your location anonymous or anything.
which district of london are you in

 

[Chamba]

One of my grandfathers favorite hobbies was shooting trespassing cats.

but.....were the numerous garden plots of catnip he cultivated, the latest night vision equipment and the plates of fresh fish he laid out each night really what you would call fair tactics?

As a kid, just once or twice every few years, i used to wake up after midnight to the growls and meows of 15 or 20 cats hissing just outside my bedroom window, on the large patio

they would all be sitting upright, as cats do....out-staring and meowing at each other, young ones in the rear, the mature cats were in a loose circle dominated by two males hissing and cussing at each other.

it sounded like it was only one second away the both of them attacking and slashing out with murderous intent, but often this pre-fight hissing could go on for ten or minutes... this usually happened on a clear cold night with a big moon ....

on some nights the pre-fight warm up took so long I would crash out and miss the cresendo ...the actual fights were almost always over in about 3 seconds..first their ears would lie even closer to their head and with blood curdling screams then one or both would lunge at eachother, there would be a few fast combination of hooks,

then one would turn tail and the victor would chase it as they sprinted off into the darkness, I could hear the running and hissing, but not see the actual fight but being really close, if I made the slightess noice or fast movement they would scatter in seconds

..it was kind of surreal...it didn't happen very often, but when it I really enjoyed the whole experience.

 

[mjcuresall]

I used to have the apartment over these two guys who worked across the street at The Wiz. The store closed at 10pm and the party started in their apartment at 10:05. People shouting and music blasting for hours.

Around midnight, after pounding on the door for two minutes, someone would come to the door- tripping balls, of course- apologize and turn the stereo down. Twenty minutes later the whole building's vibrating from their subwoofer. By the time I went down there again the music was blaring and it took another two minutes for someone to answer the door.

Took everything I had back then to keep from putting one of their heads thru that stereo. Faithful PD never responded to the noise complaints.