A most EMBARASSING story. What goes around comes around!

[OldPork]

OK so I have a school teacher neighbor (Paula) that lives behind me through the woods who actually taught my kids in elementary school. She and her husband, a pompous-asshole university professor, live there and they have a deck that overlooks the woods where they have their morning coffee. Well one summer they were out there and I guess they spotted me cultivating a few plants in the woods. At the next homeowner's meeting it was brought up that no illegal activity is to go on in our neighborhood and so that ended my growing in the woods behind my house.
Fast forward to yesterday. I went to a nearby state park for some toking and fishing. I was there for a couple hours and I left at about dusk and as I was making my way back to my Jeep through a secluded meadow and I stumble across a couple f*cking on a blanket. I looked and there was Paula lying flat on her back with a man -Not her husband- on top of her! They were shocked as I was and trying to be quiet as I passed, but I spotted them and our eyes locked. I was so shocked and surprised at someone being there that all I said was "Hi Paula"...it just came out. One more thing the dude was black, not that it matters.
Anyway I am thinking I may start up my grow again this summer!

 

[Pinball Wizard]

"what comes around ...goes around"....enjoy your grow...

and payback is hell...

 

[Classyathome]

Dude - I'd call that one in for sure...

Be a "friend" to the pompous ass, and let him know that Buddy is stretchin' the Mrs. out bad...

Just cause she won't be a pain to you anymore, doesn't mean he won't - your garden is burned anyway, burn her bush...

 

[Don Cotyle]

The sh!t ya see when ya don't have your camera!!! I'd be sure to let the pompous-asshole in on her little secrete...but make it a point he heard it from her...HAHAHAhahahehe!!!!!

 

[exploziv]

enjoy your growing hobby. the story is somehow funny.

 

[B.C.]

Well...

Well...

I spose that's what happens when yer a pompous ass! I still don't think I'd grow in the woods tho. Some one that's going ta be as miserable has him when he finds out his wife is bangin another dude ( and he will, sooner er later ) is jus going to try an make everyone as miserable as him. BTW, did she say hi back ? Funny as hell ! and yeah, whata time ta not have a camera! Reminds me of that Fleet Wood Mac song: Lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff! down,down,down,down....down,down,down ! LOL! Thanks fer sharing, later BC

 

[Classyathome]

I'd use the "I'm just worried for your health" angle when I tell him - in person.

HIV is scary enuff - tell him you didn't see condom used, and he should get checked out.

And every time you see that wench - a simple "Hi Paula, again" should be sufficient...

 

[Guest]

OK so I have a school teacher neighbor (Paula) that lives behind me through the woods who actually taught my kids in elementary school. She and her husband, a pompous-asshole university professor, live there and they have a deck that overlooks the woods where they have their morning coffee. Well one summer they were out there and I guess they spotted me cultivating a few plants in the woods. At the next homeowner's meeting it was brought up that no illegal activity is to go on in our neighborhood and so that ended my growing in the woods behind my house.
Fast forward to yesterday. I went to a nearby state park for some toking and fishing. I was there for a couple hours and I left at about dusk and as I was making my way back to my Jeep through a secluded meadow and I stumble across a couple f*cking on a blanket. I looked and there was Paula lying flat on her back with a man -Not her husband- on top of her! They were shocked as I was and trying to be quiet as I passed, but I spotted them and our eyes locked. I was so shocked and surprised at someone being there that all I said was "Hi Paula"...it just came out. One more thing the dude was black, not that it matters.
Anyway I am thinking I may start up my grow again this summer!

Hey Man!
The State Park is great for hooking up! And Paula is very...giving...
It's the professor that is everyone's problem! I think he needs a good black man too...
Oh, and BTW, it DOES matter! ...just ask Paula...

 

[OldPork]

Hey Man!
The State Park is great for hooking up! And Paula is very...giving...
It's the professor that is everyone's problem! I think he needs a good black man too...
Oh, and BTW, it DOES matter! ...just ask Paula...

Ha Ha, you're right Kroter, that dude looked like he was packing some serious shit...

 

[LiLWaynE]

old pork, the shit you usually talk about is extreme

 

[OldPork]

LW, I just read your post about you losing your keys...talk about extreme! Shit man, my heart was racing reading that shit

 

[clorox]

damn dude, that shits hillarious hahaha

 

[CheifnBud2]

Well you do have something over her now

Buttttt... She could just rat you out to the cops, and then you wouldent even have the chance to tell her husband she craves black man goo.

 

[ndnguy]

Hell I'd have her diggin my holes and ferting and watering for me.

 

[HerbGlaze]

Oh god thats hilarious!
If she bitches to the town be like..
"All i know is paula likes blackmen"
Then she will stfu!

 

[hoosierdaddy]

I think you should start throwin the old pork to Paula!

 

[Indica_Dreamer]

school teachers, always are smuts.

 

[Spanishfly]

Great story Pork. Definitely start that grow up again.

 

[Lucky 7]

good story

 

[MDT]

Is she good looking?