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There's been so many close scrapes over the years....
Was driving home from picking up 2 pounds of weed, driving down a council estate road, kid ran straight out in front of me, of course I hit him, good job I was only doing 20, ended up driving off at high speed because his entire family appeared and wanted to lynch me. Dumped the weed in one of those yellow salt bins they have all over the place here and drove straight to the police station, told them what happened and stressed why I had left the scene of an accident. Kid was fine, broken leg, broken arm, but fine. Recovered weed, all was fine. Whew.
1997, living in big city, house had huge back garden with trees on all sides, compeltely private, had about 80 plants in the garden, I was sat in the front garden in a deckchair one day watching a parade of Islamic nutters beating themselves till they bled with chains wander by. Suddenly large police riot van pulls up outside my house, side door opens, a dozen policemen in full riot gear pile out, oh shit, I thought, I'm busted. They ran into next door's garden and went straight through the front door with one of those metal rams and reappeared a couple of minutes later with three Asian guys in cuffs.
Had 50-odd clones rooted in rapid rooters in the boot of my car, pulled up outside the pace I was taking them to about 60 seconds after the cops arrived and bust the place. I just got out, locked the car, walked to the shop at the corner of the street, bought a newspaper and a pint of milk, walked back to car, got in and drove home. That was fuckin close!
Was asleep on a friend's sofa after a night out, was woken by the police smashing in the front door, I had a quarter of hash in my pocket, that quickly went in the jail pocket and I wasn't charged with anything, my friend's housemate (unbeknownst to us) had been selling a lot of speed and they were after him, they got him and under a floorboard in his room they got 11oz of base, they found scales, many tins of baby powder, loads of wraps of cut speed, we never saw the guy again.
Was caught smoking a joint by university security guard (year after I graduated, but was still living like a student), had a couple of oz on me, so I chinned him and ran, must have caugth him right cos he didn't run after me.
Was sat in a room full of greek students smoking up a storm (I'd just sold them piles of hash), suddenly knock on door, head appears round door and speaks in Greek, suddenly everyone is up and panicking, they all fly out the door and I hear mass commotion outside in cooidor, I stick my head out and police are heading down corridor, mad Greeks decided to try and run past them to get away, half were caught, half got away, I jumped out the window (first floor), landed in a bush, hurt my ankle but got up and ran off on adrenaline and staight into the pub across the road, bought a drink and mingled with the crowd. The Greeks all got fined for the hash and refused to name who the fella was who disappeared out the window! lol
Was queing to get into a nightclub and the police showed up with a dog and walked it down the queue, damn thing sat down next to me (I was almost at the head of the queue) so I got led away and searched, luckily I had nothing on me, the dog must have smell the odour of weed on my clothes as I'd been smoking up a storm before we went out clubbing.
All those were years ago, but more recently, somebody sent me a newspaper cutting about a grow bust anonymously in the post, it was cut from my local paper, had been mailed locally, I tore down right away and was expecting a blackmail letter next or a bust or something, not heard a word since.
Was driving home from picking up 2 pounds of weed, driving down a council estate road, kid ran straight out in front of me, of course I hit him, good job I was only doing 20, ended up driving off at high speed because his entire family appeared and wanted to lynch me. Dumped the weed in one of those yellow salt bins they have all over the place here and drove straight to the police station, told them what happened and stressed why I had left the scene of an accident. Kid was fine, broken leg, broken arm, but fine. Recovered weed, all was fine. Whew.
1997, living in big city, house had huge back garden with trees on all sides, compeltely private, had about 80 plants in the garden, I was sat in the front garden in a deckchair one day watching a parade of Islamic nutters beating themselves till they bled with chains wander by. Suddenly large police riot van pulls up outside my house, side door opens, a dozen policemen in full riot gear pile out, oh shit, I thought, I'm busted. They ran into next door's garden and went straight through the front door with one of those metal rams and reappeared a couple of minutes later with three Asian guys in cuffs.
Had 50-odd clones rooted in rapid rooters in the boot of my car, pulled up outside the pace I was taking them to about 60 seconds after the cops arrived and bust the place. I just got out, locked the car, walked to the shop at the corner of the street, bought a newspaper and a pint of milk, walked back to car, got in and drove home. That was fuckin close!
Was asleep on a friend's sofa after a night out, was woken by the police smashing in the front door, I had a quarter of hash in my pocket, that quickly went in the jail pocket and I wasn't charged with anything, my friend's housemate (unbeknownst to us) had been selling a lot of speed and they were after him, they got him and under a floorboard in his room they got 11oz of base, they found scales, many tins of baby powder, loads of wraps of cut speed, we never saw the guy again.
Was caught smoking a joint by university security guard (year after I graduated, but was still living like a student), had a couple of oz on me, so I chinned him and ran, must have caugth him right cos he didn't run after me.
Was sat in a room full of greek students smoking up a storm (I'd just sold them piles of hash), suddenly knock on door, head appears round door and speaks in Greek, suddenly everyone is up and panicking, they all fly out the door and I hear mass commotion outside in cooidor, I stick my head out and police are heading down corridor, mad Greeks decided to try and run past them to get away, half were caught, half got away, I jumped out the window (first floor), landed in a bush, hurt my ankle but got up and ran off on adrenaline and staight into the pub across the road, bought a drink and mingled with the crowd. The Greeks all got fined for the hash and refused to name who the fella was who disappeared out the window! lol
Was queing to get into a nightclub and the police showed up with a dog and walked it down the queue, damn thing sat down next to me (I was almost at the head of the queue) so I got led away and searched, luckily I had nothing on me, the dog must have smell the odour of weed on my clothes as I'd been smoking up a storm before we went out clubbing.
All those were years ago, but more recently, somebody sent me a newspaper cutting about a grow bust anonymously in the post, it was cut from my local paper, had been mailed locally, I tore down right away and was expecting a blackmail letter next or a bust or something, not heard a word since.
