Are you a senior?

[Stoner4Life]

I was asked that for the first time in my life yesterday
when I went to the cinema.......

"You tell me" I said "I put away my pecker last night
because I thought I was done peeing, but wasn't."
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I wake up to find I've been drooling on my face and pillow,
what do you guys think, am I a senior yet? What are some
of the other signs I need to be looking for?


Where'd I leave my teef?

 

[Refudean]

I find myself questioning whether I've done things that I've done more.Sometimes I'll go back a time or two to make sure I locked the house door.I can identify with you as far as what you told the person at the cinema,too.No matter how you shake and dance,the last two drops go down your pants!

 

[SomeGuy]

Kid at Taco Bell asked me that the other night. I asked him what the discount was and he said 10%.

I said for .07 cents I think I'll keep my dignity, thank you very much!

 

[toodles]

hehehehehehe....I'm over 60, so I guess that qualifies me. They don't ask me anymore, they just give me the discount. What does that tell ya?

My flexiblility isn't what it used to be. I have to sit on the bed and roll back on my back to get my socks on. I can't bend over like I used to!

Toodles

 

[Don Cotyle]

Well I'm a member of AARP...lol, so I'm getting close!!!

 

[SomeGuy]

Well I'm a member of AARP...lol, so I'm getting close!!!

I just recently started getting mailers for AARP. Thought about joining just for the hotel discounts. That's 10% that will do you some good. Last time out I let a buddy book the rooms with his AARP and saved over 100 bux each.

Whats not to like about that?

 

[Stoner4Life]

Kid at Taco Bell asked me that the other night. I asked him what the discount was and he said 10%.

I said for .07 cents I think I'll keep my dignity, thank you very much!

have a bit more dignity for your belly
and spend more than .69 on your food.......

think about it bro, if they can advertise it, buy it, hold it, cook it, pay the rent, pay the lights, pay the help and charge ONLY .69 for it can it be healthy?

 

[SomeGuy]

have a bit more dignity for your belly
and spend more than .69 on your food.......
think about it bro, if they can advertise it, buy it, hold it, cook it, pay the rent, pay the lights, pay the help and charge ONLY .69 for it can it be healthy?

Your right, I guess dignity and Taco Bell do not belong in the same sentence.

But it tastes so gooooooood. I have to have a taco bell taco fix periodically. If I'm after more than just taco's, I hit the full service mex joint.

 

[curts1]

Define senior!

I´m 48 with a prosthetic knee (and waiting for another one), I´ve had cancer once and a load of operations. I have friends in their seventies that can outwalk me.

But I´m the one still going to rock concerts...

Who´s the senior?

 

[Stoner4Life]

I just recently started getting mailers for AARP. Thought about joining just for the hotel discounts. That's 10% that will do you some good. Last time out I let a buddy book the rooms with his AARP and saved over 100 bux each.

Whats not to like about that?

yeah, being over 50 I qualify too. AARP got me the best rate on my car insurance too, saving about $300 per yr.

 

[flubnutz]

^ man, all ive gotten are prepaid funeral flyers, no shit

 

[jarff]

been gettin,senior discount since a couple yrs.If they don,t offer then I always ask for it..I,m 58 btw.I guess I,m gettin,so close to 60 that I feel no shame ...It,s tough tho, when I,m listenin to some of the ole tunes and I remember what it was like to be 35 yrs younger...then I get a bit depressed....All I can say is that it,s creepin up on me...but for the most part I feel like I,m 40?...just double the weight I used to be at 20....hang in as long as possible..good luck to all
jarff

 

[flubnutz]

^ '73 lets see ...
"Lets get it on" (Marvin Gaye)
"Frankenstien" (Edgar Winger Group)
"Free Ride" (")
"Drift Away" (Dobie Gray)
"(Who's) That Lady (Isley Bros.)
"We're an American Band" (Grand Funk)
"Right Place, Wrong Time" (Dr. John)
"Superstition" (Stevie Wonder)
"Stuck in the middle with you' (Steeler's Wheel)
"Diamond Girl" (Seals & Croft)
"If you want me to stay" (Sly & the family Stone)
"Midnight Train to Georgia" (Gladys Knight & the Pips)
"Behind Closed Doors" (Charlie Rich)
"The Cisco Kid" (War)
"The World is a Ghetto" (")
"Dueling Banjos" LOL
"Superfly" (Curtis Mayfield)
"Reelin' in the years" (Steely Dan)
"Do it again" (")
"Hocus Pocus" (Focus)
"Ramblin' Man" (Allman Bros.)
"Money" (Pink Floyd)
"Papa was a rollin' stone" (Temptations)

jarff id say yer just a good "vintage" LOL

 

[southflorida]

when I am a senior citizen will be living in Haarlem, Holland and demanding my discount from willie wortels coffeshop chain....will do regular coffeeshop crawls first indica, then to sativa and then to sensimilla....then all over again

this will be my order...lmao...and dont forget my 10% discount you stoned mofo...lol


it's the only way I want to spend my time when I retire....especially after watching...about Schmidt...with Jack Nickolson last night....any one see it lately or at all?