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sleep or sex, if you have a GF?

DitBaMay

Member
man i heard dis shit on the radio and there sayin people rather have sleep den sex, heck dat sounds wack i rather get laid st88 haha, how bout u guys.
 
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Iheartbud

Member
Luckily I already get a good amount of sleep with the way my work schedule is set up.

If I was really tired I would go to sleep, but some nights I can't just fall asleep and would much rather BANG!BANG!BANG! then go to bed really exhausted and get some good rest or toke a bowl after and chill a little
 

PhenoMenal

Hairdresser
Veteran
People talk about a healthy diet, people talk about exercise, but you rarely hear people talk about getting quality sleep in the same context, but the reality is we _NEED SLEEP_ just like we need food and water. I have a brain lesion that makes me more susceptible to seizures than most ppl (usually have one or two seizures a year), and I often find that when I have a seizure it's at a time when i've had very little sleep the night before.

It's interesting tho that while science knows we NEED sleep it still doesn't know WHY!

See Wiki's page on sleep ... "regular sleep is essential for survival. However its purposes are only partly clear and are the subject of intense research"

It also states that "the Guinness Book of Records has, however, withdrawn its backing of a sleep deprivation class because of the associated health risks."
 
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Endo

IcMag Resident Comic Relief
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i hate to say it but sometimes that answer is sleep. my girlfriend has a bad habit of waiting till im just about to nod off, b4 asking if i wanna do it..... we will be hanging out all night.. and nothing... then we will get into bed, lay there for a bit.. and 15 seconds b4 i pass out.. i get hey... wanna do it? WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU ASK ME AN HOUR AGO??? i work 6 days a week 10 hours a day.. im beat when i get home.. and without proper sleep.. work and sex performace can/will suffer.
 

droopy

Member
Well, my wife found a good compromise with me : she usually gets asleep when I'm having sex with her... :pointlaug
 

Dr Dog

Sharks have a week dedicated to me
Veteran
I sleep about 4 to 5 hours a night, been doing in for about 10 years now, I dont think sleep is that necessary, as long as you get enough to recharge your brain, you are good to go, you just have to get used to it. The problem is people equate the rare nights ( or maybe not so rare) out at bars, up watching tv and eating, or generally just staying up too late. Your body will get used to anything( with the exception of a medical condition) as long as you feed your body and get a small amount of rest.

Now as for the other 19 to 20 hours i am awake, I dont normally have a hard time getting sex in there somewhere, my job also entails that I work more hours than most people daily.

My vote goes with SEX
 

ConceptOfSleep

Active member
Well since I am a terrible isomniac my answer would be sex most of the time.. Although on the off chance that I actually thought I could fall asleep, I think it may win out... I really have to treasure the sleep I can get...

I get more sex than I do sleep....and that is not a brag about how much sex I have, just saying how LITTLE sleep I get.:bashhead:

PhenoMenal is quite correct, we NEED our sleep. Since my insomnia really began badly, I have noticed drastic changes in my health and overall attitude...

:joint:
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran
sleep or sex, if you have a GF?

shit man,
I'm done in 5 mins and asleep in one more.......
 

southflorida

lives on planet 4:20
Veteran
sex...takes at the most fifteen minutes...and that's for those who :jerkit: '

those who dont wont last even that long...lol

so sleep is definately the better of the two

i don't know how sex is for women....but for me after having sex with my wife....i forget about it for a week...lmao

and before having sex with the wife.....i make her have an orgasm by using my hands...etc

this way...i can just do my thing and get it over with as quick as possible

otherwise you have to try and have the best sex ever....every time...lol
 

Endo

IcMag Resident Comic Relief
Veteran
^^^^^^
you must have been tired....

in the words of the great jimmy pop ali fromt he bloodhound gang:
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seein' God
'Cause girl I'll get you pantin' like you're Pavlov's dog
Like a DC-10 guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost ya any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
I can tell I'm doin' somethin' right by the way that she blushes
She's the one that's speechless I'm the one that's tongue-tied
She's thinkin' holy mackerel I'm thinkin' tuna on the side
There must be somethin' wrong with Al Pacino's nose
'Cause the "Scent Of A Woman" is like rotten tomatoes
Yeah I'm snorkelin' for clams it doesn't matter if I wanna be
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
 
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wantaknow

ruger 500
Veteran
otr truck driver=sleep depervation 4 reel !dont drive a truck !be a fast food manager,driving sux,get a nut ,and sleep in late,youll never move that freight,dont go to bed and youll be dead,like a snitch in a ditch
 
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bigbluntbob

10 years ago i would have been making fun of all those that said they had rather sleep...but that was 10 years ago. i hate to admit it but these days i had rather sleep. it sucks because my gf is 12 years younger than me and she wants it every night.

I always used to say "you can sleep when you're dead" now its more like "you can sleep when you're dead... or you can just turn in at 9"

masturbation is just so much easier.
 
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